An Oven That Runs Android
Google85 writes "Dacor is exhibiting an oven that runs Android at CES 2013: it pulls together a 1GHz processor, 512MB of DDR2 RAM and Android 4.0.3. It also cooks food. At the front of the Discovery Wall Oven, there's a 7-inch LCD touch panel. From the article: '...The oven-maker's Discovery IQ controller cooking app will offer up interactive cooking guides, recipes and all other things cooking, although you'll still be able to install more standard apps from Google Play. The built-in cooking app offers preprogrammed dishes and adjustable timings for several dishes, while you can even program the oven to cook food remotely from any Android device.'"
...there are countless hot porn jokes in the offing!
Pfft, if you want to talk about potential jokes that really scrape the bottom of the barrel (in terms of tastelessness and insensitivity), you only need ask:
How many does this seat? :p
I know, I know... but if you think that's bad, here's one that'll really make you cringe - and I challenge anyone to come up with something worse:
Q: What's worse than having sex with a two-year-old?
A: Washing the blood off the clown suit afterwards...