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Pot Smokers Might Not Turn Into Dopes After All

ananyo writes "Back in August last year, we discussed a study reportedly showing heavy marijuana use in teenagers had been linked to a decline in IQ in later life. Now, a new analysis suggests that the study may have been flawed. Using the same data, the researchers found that they could explain the IQ drop by properly accounting for socioeconomic factors — such as individuals from poorer backgrounds being more likely to smoke cannabis as well as having reduced access to schooling."

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  1. Just when science was emotionally satisfying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bam! They do more of it, and it isn't!

    Who designed this religion anyway?

  2. Uhh ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I forgot what I was going to post !

    1. Re:Uhh ... by H0p313ss · · Score: 1, Funny

      I forgot what I was going to post !

      Dude!
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      Wait, what were we talking about?

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  3. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You realized that there wasn't a statistically significant correlation based on a sample size of two?
    What have you been smoking?

  4. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Troll weed. It makes a big "Whoosh" sound and causes idiots to reply to your comments.

  5. Re:lol by vux984 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then I met someone else who had been smoking since he was 14, and he was an engineer.

    Engineer? ~snort~ Clearly the pot prevented him from achieving a respectable career in theoretical physics.

    Bazinga!

  6. Re:First Post by box4831 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Randomly getting the first post yo. Thank you THC.

    Failed first post attempt? Or subtle commentary on the effects of weed on the mind? You decide!

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  7. Re:First Post by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's totally going to be first tomorrow, so GET OFF HIS BACK, MOM!

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  8. tomorrows newspaper headlines by bitt3n · · Score: 2, Funny

    "pot use reduces not only IQ but also wealth and access to schooling"

  9. Words to live by: by Nyder · · Score: 4, Funny

    "A friend with weed is a friend indeed"

    "Dope will get you thru times of no money better then money will get you thru times of no dope."

    both I learned from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brother comics. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fabulous_Furry_Freak_Brothers

    I'm really stoned right now and low or high IQ, this is the best I can do for this conversation.

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  10. Re:Pot smoker here... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    If anything, it assisted me with diving in to the world of UNIX

    So THAT explains it! I've been looking at this all wrong. (sometime later) Yeah, like, everything's a file. See this? It does ONE thing, really well. Just ONE thing. Wow, man!

    No, man, UNIX is just a gateway drug to Plan 9. That is where the everything's a file stuff gets deep and, like, totally networked.

  11. Re:Pot smoker here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    -2

    Both you guys have been negated.

  12. Re:So.... by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mr. Obama, are you listening?

    No, he doesn't listen to idiots who refer to him as "the 'blessed' leader."

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