Scientists Take Most Accurate Reading Yet of Universe's Cooling
angry tapir writes "An international team of astronomers has used the CSIRO-run Australia Telescope Compact Array to measure the cooling of the universe since the Big Bang. According to the CSIRO, it is the most accurate reading yet of how hot the universe used to be. When the universe was half its current age its temperature was -267.92 degrees Celsius (5.08 Kelvin), the team found, which is warmer than today's universe (-270.27 degrees Celsius)."
We need to start pumping more carbon dioxide into the universe!
267.92C is 5.23 K, not 5.08 K, and 270.27C is freaking hot.
Yeah, they knew about the universe before it was cool.
"FDA staff reviewers expressed concern about the number of patients who were left out of the study because they died."
I'm doing my part to contribute to the heat death of the universe. Just be patient.
Or in 6 billion years a great white hot flash will pass through all the known universe...
Galactic Menopause?
You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient, you will be elected to public office