SCO Wants To Destroy Business Records

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SCO Wants To Destroy Business Records

Posted by samzenpus on Monday February 4, 2013 @01:08AM from the just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe dept.

An anonymous reader writes "SCO, now calling itself TSG, has just filed a motion (Pdf) with the bankruptcy court in Delaware asking it to authorize 'the abandonment, disposal, and/or destruction of certain surplus, obsolete, non-core or burdensome, property, including, without limitation, shelving, convention materials, telecommunications and computer equipment, accounting and sales documents, and business records.'"

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Small wonder. by nospam007 · 2013-02-04 01:08 · Score: 4, Funny

The rent to store all those court documents must be astronomic.
News at 10 ... by Alain+Williams · 2013-02-04 01:18 · Score: 4, Funny

There is a fire at the SCO offices ....
1. Re:News at 10 ... by Anonymous Coward · 2013-02-04 01:39 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Should've gave him back his stapler
Commas by Anonymous Coward · 2013-02-04 01:26 · Score: 2, Funny

'the abandonment, disposal, and/or destruction of certain surplus, obsolete, non-core or burdensome, property, including, without limitation, shelving, convention materials, telecommunications and computer equipment, accounting and sales documents, and business records.'
Only a lawyer could make a sentence so hard to parse with the use of commas!
1. Re:Commas by oodaloop · 2013-02-04 01:45 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  It's OK. Commas, are on, the list of, things, to be destroyed.
  
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2. Re:Commas by chad_r · 2013-02-04 02:01 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  They missed one comma:
  
  the abandonment, disposal, and/or destruction of ... business, records.
What did they do? by tubs · 2013-02-04 02:00 · Score: 3, Funny

Remind me, what did SCO do?

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