NASA Planes Fly Over Bay Area To Measure Air Pollution Levels
An anonymous reader writes "NASA is trying to measure the air pollution by flying a plane at various altitudes over the bay area. The tests are a part of a larger effort led by the DISCOVER-AQ campaign — a multi-year program launched across the United States in 2011 by NASA's Langley Research Center in Hampton, Virginia. DISCOVER-AQ stands for Deriving Information on Surface conditions from Column and Vertically Resolved Observations Relevant to Air Quality. NASA's Langley Research Center in Hampton, Va., is the lead center for the mission."
not everyone lives in san fransisco, you know
So, are we supposed to know what "Bay Area" they're referring to?
Also, automatically playing video? No thanks.
That must have been the noise I heard ~20 minutes ago.
by Cyphase ( 907627 )
Why is it not DISCOVEROR-AQ ?
Their they're doing there hair.
Oh dear, this will not end well, they will have to keep sending new planes to measure the added pollution of the last one, this will carry on until in the end NASA will have used the last of our fossil fuels! Oh wait, with NASA's current budget, I guess they wont be able to do this more than 3 times.. Infinite loop avoided.
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Seeing as we've already done the flyback to the Moon, the Moon station, manned flight to Mars, and the Mars station, we were just sitting around trying to find another use for our rockets.
NASA.
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I ran out of characters for the subject but seriously, who the fuck comes up with this shit? When did acronyms HAVE to be almost like a pun?
But I loaded the page twice, and I got the same article on the right showing a close up of a female chest area. I couldn't RTFA being so distracted. But I guess being Slashdot I should make wild assumptions and not think about the picture. Something about Victoria Secret I think. There I go being distracted again. . .
Having read the full article, I'm sure they will find that everyone should ride bikes or we will have the same issue that China is having and not be able to see.
Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events. - Albert Einstein
They're called backronyms, and they're not gnu.
It's called "straining at GNATs" (Garish Name Acquisition Techniques).
I ran out of characters for the subject but seriously, who the fuck comes up with this shit? When did acronyms HAVE to be almost like a pun?
BECAUSE, Bacronyms are Easy to Create, Astronauts Use Silly English.
It's more like a US government thing. They don't have a budget for coming up with cool names like corporations do, so they settle for backronyms.
No sir; you take back that pun right now, mister! [1]
The TFA is just a cover story for the chem trails.
But what is really scary is that I recently met a person who actually believes in the chem trail conspiracy.
I am Slashdot. Are you Slashdot as well?
How much did they pay some bureaucrat to retcon that acronym? Merciful $DEITY, they had to work HARD to wedge all that in there...
Disinfect the GNU General Public Virus!
repurposing yourself to justify your existance.
They've done this before.
The way the summary is worded is just poor journalism. Slashdot has no specific geographic target so its reasonable to expect things like this to be properly identified.
Something that also bothers me is that they tend to not treat summaries independently. The best example of this is Raspberry Pi. Since its posted so much, they expect everyone to know what it means when they write a summary about it. Anyone new to the topic is likely to be flabbergasted until they google the Raspberry Pi about page.
"TESTS"?
Are you fucking kidding me? The Chinese have smartphone apps that give you pollution levels.
Are we that far behind them Chicoms?
I read that as "NASA planes fly over Bay Area to maintain pollution levels.
First of all, it's poor editing not journalism. Secondly, the use of language made for humorous reading, for me. Lastly, it's NASA doing the research and there's only one Bay Area known by that convention.
The planes will measure matters such as hydrocarbons and nitrous oxide. Matters? Really? It's correct but odd.
The goalis also to predict air pollution levels as they relate to wind patterns, time of day and other factors recorded during flight, said Laura Iraci, a research scientist with NASA's Ames Research Center's Atmospheric Science Branch. (Laura, too, has an odd way of expressing herself.)
Honestly, you need to look for the humor and use the search box more.