Astronomers Want To Hunt Down Earth's Mini-Moons
astroengine writes "The Earth has one permanent moon — you know, 'The Moon' — but at any given time there are thought to be two temporary interlopers that were once asteroids, but get captured by our planet's gravity to become mini-moons for a few months or even years. They eventually get flung back out into interplanetary space. This ultimate 'catch and release' provides an interesting opportunity for any future asteroid mission. So now astronomers want to find them, possibly using the newly-minted Hubble-class spy telescopes donated to NASA by the National Reconnaissance Office."
I was six when I learned that the Man on the Moon wasn't real. And now I'm hearing that he doesn't even do his own stunts.
That's no moon!
Just getting that one out of the way early.
You might not think that there's a link between Michael Jackson's supposed death and most of the negative events you've experienced personally in your own life, but there is, and it's real.
When confronted with evidence exposing the truth about Michael Jackson's supposed death, the Jews downplayed their role significantly.
If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.
You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Jews, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in pot. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!
Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.
For years, the government has been using industrial accidents and Michael Jackson's supposed death as excuses for increasing restrictions on the use of pot. But we all know that's just an excuse. Ordinary people should be allowed to keep as much pot as they want for personal use.
Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.
Must resist........
They left out the part that it's not the Earth alone somehow capturing and releasing these objects, it's the interaction between Earth's gravity and the moon's gravity that can result in a temporary capture.
It's bound to get posted.
Someone won't be able to resist.
I can feel the itchy fingers on a keyboard somewhere.
Let the goatse begin...
*Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
Had a skit about it.
So Elvis was the "John the Baptist" to Jackos "Jesus"?
I see American Idol, hear the songs and think, why don't they just ressurect Hitler? Did the Elephant man die for his sins? Is Mickey Mouse the Anti-Christ?
When he died, did he go to Never Neverland? Will he face being eternally racked with a peter pan? Can one see through the holes in his hands, feet and side?
Will the pope lead the 5th Reich? Who prepares the doves let loose at his hearing before Pilate? Is it squab in buttersauce? Is it the sacrament on McCauly Caulkins tongue? Did he swallow? Did it taste like "rubba" or did he wash himself first?
Enquiring Minds want to know.
"Boys and girls, I got to warn ya, never go to California"-- Annabella Llewin
Just like Starfleet's standing order for other (dead, lifeless) bodies like Spock.
Those are space stations!
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
I've seen season two of Sailor Moon and I know what you want with Mini-Moon. Stay away from her you damn "astronomers"!
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Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
you know, 'The Moon'
I tend to think that should be 'the moon', no caps; named, among other things, 'Luna'.
the weapons of mass destruction! the mini-moons...what a concept! now NASA gets a peek.
Ignignokt: I am Ignignokt, and this is Err. ...but that would belittle the name of our moon... which is, the Moon.
Err: I am Err!
Ignignokt: We are Mooninites, from the inner core of the moon.
Err: You said it right!
Ignignokt: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Err: Man do you hear what he's sayin'?
Ignignokt: Some would say that the Earth is our moon...
Err: We're the moon!
Ignignokt:
Err: Point is, we're at the center, not you.
Carl: No, the real point is, I don't give a damn.
Ignignokt: Is your ego satisfied?
Err: Damn no.
Ignignokt: No.
I skimmed the thread title really fast, and my brain saw a bunch of M's and O's and N's, and parsed it as "Astronomers Want To Hunt Down Earth's Morons". My immediate thought was, "Well, have you checked the US Congress?"
is a moon of the Earth if you believe Stephen Fry and QI
Put an critter-cam on it...alien-cam 7 live telicast
Having read the article, the Earth may have any number of temporarily captured asteroids.
Where did the idea come that we have two of them?
Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
If the objects only temporarily orbit the Earth, they're not moons.
If the objects orbit the Earth-Moon system, they're not moons.
I know it's pedantic, but accuracy is important, even on /..
!#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.