User: turkeydance

Re:Well..

On: SpaceX Rocket Engine Explodes During Test (space.com)

i don't know

"...undercut Snap's cool factor..."

On: A Huge Redesign Is Coming To Snapchat (theverge.com)

that right there.

trust your fear

On: New Technology Should Be Neither Feared Nor Trusted (bloomberg.com)

it got you this far

cue the Trump tweet conversation

On: Twitter Officially Expands Its Character Count To 280 Starting Today (techcrunch.com)

make Twitter great again

Uber Commits $5 Million To Sexual Assault

On: Uber Commits $5 Million To Sexual Assault, Domestic Violence Prevention (gizmodo.com)

with matching funds

TV series....

On: Amazon (and Netflix) Pursue a 'Lord of The Rings' TV Series (theverge.com)

aren't we beyond that? there's some sexual harassment suit in there somewhere.

Re:We should all avoid taxes

On: 'Panama Papers' Group Strikes Again with 'Paradise Papers' (theguardian.com)

agreed. AVOIDance is legal. EVASION is not. i avoid with cash payments. i don't evade, unless TurboTax does.

they are ALL reusable

On: China Plans to Also Launch Reusable Spaceplanes by 2020 (arstechnica.com)

entropy, man.

not for long

On: Humans Are Still Better Than AI at StarCraft (technologyreview.com)

enjoy your humanity fas long as it lasts

Sprint's Dog Pees at press conference

On: Failure of Sprint/T-Mobile Merger Means a Missed Chance To Save $30B (kansascity.com)

actually, the owner of Sprint, SoftBank. see it here: https://www.dramafever.com/new...

sooo...LAST Quarter was THE Holiday Quarter?

On: Apple Crushes Expectations, Sees Record Holiday Quarter (axios.com)

4th of July and Labor Day is all i've got.

And One

On: Another Million Subscribers Cut the Pay TV Cord Last Quarter (dslreports.com)

we cut last month. our TWC bill was doubled by Spectrum for the same service. watched the World Series online.

yeah, he won

On: Trump Says Broadcom Is Moving Headquarters To US From Singapore (bloomberg.com)

he said

SEC fines are cost of doing business

On: SEC Warns Famous Crypto-currency Backers (bbc.com)

say we're sorry, pay fine, no time served. reload.

no...not defeat...just ran out the clock

On: AT&T Admits Defeat In Lawsuit It Filed To Stall Google Fiber (arstechnica.com)

Google gave up on fiber

no Headphone, Jack

On: Razer Unveils Gaming Smartphone With 120Hz UltraMotion Display, 8GB RAM and No Headphone Jack (cnet.com)

jump back

somebody got paid for this study

On: Scientists Prove Emoticons Are Not Universally Understood (qz.com)

wish i had thought of it

"...difficult to predict exactly how..."

On: Tesla Posts Biggest Quarterly Loss, Slashes Production of Model X and Model S (yahoo.com)

As Mark Twain said, it is difficult to make predictions, particularly about the future.

My Mother, the Car (old TV show)

On: Government Won't Pursue Talking Car Mandate (apnews.com)

is now ...my Car, the Spy

sell dollars buy nickels

On: We May Not Have Enough Minerals To Even Meet Electric Car Demand (jalopnik.com)

US nickels have an (illegal) melt value of $0.041...so store some. if nickel goes up, great. if not, still worth $0.05.

all about California and Texas

On: Verizon Wants To Ban States From Protecting Your Privacy (dslreports.com)

if both do the "same thing", then it's nationwide.

Tripp Mickle

On: Apple Limits Lengthy iPhone X Testing for Most Reviewers (wsj.com)

Dick Trickle's cousin?

so THAT'S why i voted for Trump

On: Facebook Says 126 Million Americans May Have Seen Russia-Linked Political Posts (reuters.com)

i just knew it wasn't my fault

"...plea deals rather than disclose.."

On: Calgary Police Cellphone Surveillance Device Must Remain Top Secret, Judge Rules (www.cbc.ca)

that's where the lawyer makes it worth the fee.

my Crypto Purloined Unit

On: A Surge of Sites and Apps Are Exhausting Your CPU To Mine Cryptocurrency (arstechnica.com)

is so tired.