Samsung Laptop Bug Is Not Linux Specific
First time accepted submitter YurB writes "Matthew Garrett, a Linux kernel developer who was investigating the recent Linux-on-Samsung-in-UEFI-mode problem, has bricked a Samsung laptop using a test userspace program in Windows. The most fascinating part of the story is on what is actually causing the firmware boot failure: 'Unfortunately, it turns out that some Samsung laptops will fail to boot if too much of the [UEFI] variable storage space is used. We don't know what "too much" is yet, but writing a bunch of variables from Windows is enough to trigger it. I put some sample code here — it writes out 36 variables each containing a kilobyte of random data. I ran this as an administrator under Windows and then rebooted the system. It never came back.'"
Embrace Linux as an additional test suite for your hardware.
Removing the CMOS battery didn't recover this system, which is pretty much what I'd expect - UEFI variables are typically stored in the same hardware as the firmware itself, and unplugging batteries doesn't kill your firmware.
The system doesn't fail to boot. The system doesn't even complete its power-on self checks. The screen is never turned on. It never responds to keyboard input. It's bricked. This machine's not coming back to life without an SPI programmer.