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Homeland Security Stole Michael Arrington's Boat

An anonymous reader writes "Michael Arrington, founder of TechCrunch, lives near Seattle and bought a boat there. He ordered it from a company based near him, but across the border in Canada. Yesterday, the company tried to deliver it to him, and it had to clear customs. An agent for the Department of Homeland Security asked him to sign a form. The form contained information about the boat, including its cost. The price was correct, but it was in U.S. dollars rather than Canadian dollars. Since the form contained legal warnings about making sure everything on it is true and accurate, Arrington suggested to the agent that they correct the error. She responded by seizing the boat. 'As in, demanded that we get off the boat, demanded the keys and took physical control of it. What struck me the most about the situation is how excited she got about seizing the boat. Like she was just itching for something like this to happen. This was a very happy day for her. ... A person with a gun and a government badge asked me to swear in writing that a lie was true today. And when I didn't do what she wanted she simply took my boat and asked me to leave.'"

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  1. This never happened to me, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    in the years that I imported horse manure.

  2. They told me by AntiBasic · · Score: 5, Funny

    They told me if I voted for Romney, we'd see DHS continue with abuse power... and they were right.

  3. Re:"Stole" or "confiscated"? by tehcyder · · Score: 4, Funny

    The DHS had the authority to hold the boat the minute it arrived on US soil

    If your boat ends up on US soil rather than water, aren't you doing something wrong?

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    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  4. Re:Would you like some cheese with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    On slashdot, if there's a confrontation between someone from the government and a rich guy, who do you think people will believe?

    The stoner who wasn't there but has a very strong opinion about what happened.

  5. Re:Would you like some cheese with that? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are other options I'd like to bring along.

    - an Italian-American mother who don't take no crap

    This.

    Who needs a gun, when you could be packing a Sicilian matriarch?

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    An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese