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Linus Torvalds Explodes at Red Hat Developer

sfcrazy writes "Quite a lot of people raised their eyebrows the way ex-Red Hat developer Matthew Garrett made Microsoft the 'universal' control of any desktops PCs running with UEFI secure boot. Though the intentions of Garrett were clear — to enable GNU/Linux to be able to run Linux on Windows 8 certified PCs with secure boot; it was clearly putting Microsoft in a very powerful position. Linus, while a supporter of secure boot, exploded at Garrett and Howells when they proposed its inclusion in the kernel. Linus responded: 'Guys, this is not a d*#@-sucking contest. If you want to parse PE binaries, go right ahead. If Red Hat wants to deep-throat Microsoft, that's *your* issue. That has nothing what-so-ever to do with the kernel I maintain. It's trivial for you guys to have a signing machine that parses the PE binary, verifies the signatures, and signs the resulting keys with your own key. You already wrote the code, for chissake, it's in that f*cking pull request.'" Update: 02/25 17:24 GMT by U L : The headline/article are misleading, since mjg seems to agree that the patch is a bit complicated : "(I mean, *I'm* fine with the idea that they're *@#$ing idiots and deserve to be miserable, but apparently there's people who think this is a vital part of a business model)". The issue at hand is a set of patches to load and store keys inside of a UEFI PE binary which is then passed to the kernel, which then extracts the keys from the binary. It's absurd, it's messy, and it's only needed because Microsoft will only sign PE binaries so not supporting it makes restricted boot even more difficult to support.

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  1. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well.. we have found Steve Ballmer's account name on Slashdot apparently...

  2. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He claims to love Linux, but what he really loves is himself.

    Kinda puts that whole 'dick-sucking contest' comment in a whole new light, doesn't it?

  3. Torvalds vs Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd love to see the two having an argument.

    1. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry, but this is abuse. Argument is next door, room 12A.

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    2. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by tinkerton · · Score: 5, Funny

      Argument is next door, room 12A.

      No it's not.

    3. Re:Torvalds vs Ballmer by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

      great, now you've given me the mental image of Ballmer as Donkey Kong, tossing chairs down the tower to knock Linus off before he gets to the top.

      somebody really should do a ROM hack for that.

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  4. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now hold on, everyone criticizes GNOME, and why condemn Linus for making a perfectly valid observation about the OpenBSD team?

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  5. Linus is a ass... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The more I learn about the developers within the tight circle of the Linux kernel the more elite and prickish they sound. That doesn't mean they aren't talented and can do a good job it's just a different environment than one I'd ever want to work in. It's extremely hostile with many competitors (windows, apple) trying to get you to conform so they control you.

    Linus is that grizzly old man in the log cabin who owns 20,000 acres of timber that the logging companies desperately want. Except he has a gun, and he never wears any pants.

  6. Re:Linus has always been an a-hole by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

    As an OpenBSD user and enthusiast for 12 years, I find your remarks very offensive. Linus is NOT an asshole, Theo de Raadt is the one True Asshole, and that why we love him.

  7. Re:Linus Torvalds is his own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno... If you read the entire conversation in context it's not that bad and seems more like a slight fist shaking rather than explosion.

    He talks about "dick sucking", so of course it involves both a fist shaking and an explosion.

  8. Re:so uh... by tgd · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, he moved to America.

    I haven't seen a single photo of him with an assault rifle and mullet.

  9. Mistaken identity by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    l. Linus responded: 'Guys, this is not a d*#@-sucking contest

    That's not cussing, it's Perl. Relax guys.

  10. Re:so uh... by ProzacPatient · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, he moved to America.

    I haven't seen a single photo of him with an assault rifle and mullet.

    Now you have.