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The Wall That Knows If You're a Criminal

Barence writes "A German company called Dermalog is showing off a wall-sized transparent display that can tell a person's age, mood and criminal intent simply by scanning their face. The system displays data about the user next to their face, and is a demonstration of a fraud-prevention system that matches criminal intent to certain characteristics. PC Pro's tester wasn't overly impressed. 'If the face was a good enough indicator of mood then it should have tagged me as "freaked out on business technological ennui," not simply "happy", and no police force would accept a description of someone as "aged between 45 and 75 — that's the gap between Daniel Craig and Jack Nicholson.'"

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  1. Face scan? by clam666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Phrenology!

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    1. Re:Face scan? by sribe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Phrenology!

      Nope, not at all!

      Phrenology on a computer! Which is obviously completely different and patent-worthy!

  2. Re:Doesn't work? Doesn't matter. by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Funny

    How else are they going to generate the annual false positives they need to point to to justify their own existence, then, smart guy?

  3. Re:Reliability by kelemvor4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So Daniel Craig walks up to this scanner and is greeted by a female voice that goes, "Good morning, Mr. Nicholson. We have detected that you are about to commit a felony. We strongly urge you to reconsider."

    Or, "Good morning, Mr. Nicholson. Please enjoy this taser shock before our agents perform a body cavity search".

  4. Re:Doesn't work? Doesn't matter. by Thanshin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hard to sell.

    Imagine a conference room with a salesman, a CEO and a bunch of politicians. Who do you propose they use to check whether the machine is actually capable of giving a negative?

  5. Re:Doesn't work? Doesn't matter. by Antipater · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a conference room with a salesman, a CEO and a bunch of politicians. Who do you propose they use to check whether the machine is actually capable of giving a negative?

    The schmuck they had to pull into the room to help them find the "on" button.

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