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How the First Bitcoin Hedge Fund Approaches Security

An anonymous reader writes with a link to a story at Forbes about what's said to the first Bitcoin hedge fund; the article goes into some of the details of how the (literally) valuable data is kept. A selection: "The private key itself is AES-256 encrypted. After exporting Bitcoin private keys from wallet.dat file, data is stored in a TrueCrypt container on three separate flash drives. Using Shamir's Secret Sharing algorithm, the container password is then split into three parts utilizing a 2-of-3 secret sharing model. Incorporating physical security with electronic security, each flash drive from various manufacturers is duplicated several times and, together with a CD-ROM, those items are vaulted in a bank safety deposit box in three different legal jurisdictions. To leverage geographic distribution as well, each bank stores only part of a key, so if a single deposit box is compromised, no funds are lost."

124 comments

  1. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So hundreds of thousand of dollars of peoples money (most of it virtual none the less) relying on some $50 flash drives.....No thanks. Ill pass.

    1. Re:Really? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So hundreds of thousand of dollars of peoples money (most of it virtual none the less) relying on some $50 flash drives.....No thanks. Ill pass.

      You think the bank's computer systems are safer?

    2. Re:Really? by hsmith · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yes

    3. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How so? In detail, please.

    4. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dad, how am I going to stop monsters breaking in to my room?"

      "I know, Son, let's break this key up in to 3 pieces, they'll never get in."

      What about the lock in the first place?

    5. Re:Really? by GrandCow · · Score: 1

      You don't actually think they really did this, do you? Bitcoin people love to make big promises and not deliver on them. In reality it's probably stored on a flash drive, possibly on 2 drives for "redundant backup!" and kept in a box on top of a refrigerator.

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    6. Re:Really? by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      So hundreds of thousand of dollars of peoples money (most of it virtual none the less) relying on some $50 flash drives.....No thanks. Ill pass.

      If the same flash drives cost $5000 would you feel safer?

    7. Re:Really? by 1s44c · · Score: 2

      No.

      There is nothing as secure as a computer system that's switched off. These keys are off-line, distributed, and safely stored. Nothing any bank has is better than that.

    8. Re:Really? by 1s44c · · Score: 2

      What about the lock in the first place?

      Good question but the bitcoin lock in question has been proved secure. It's 256 bit ECDSA.

    9. Re:Really? by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      It's Exante, a real financial services company.

      https://exante.eu/products/

    10. Re:Really? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2

      How do you reckon those financial services people afford all that cocaine? More to the point how good would you be at your job if you put Bolivian Marching powder on your Rice Krispies in the morning instead of sugar and then put so much Charlie up your nose you could see the pixies dance on you monitor while you stuffed a tampon up each bleeding nostril by lunchtime?

      That's literally the reality of financial services. Literally. They snort your life savings and then make up some crazy cokehead shit about 'CDOs' and 'how it turns out the market has seriously mispriced risk' and then go back to their office and wash the bits of hooker off their Armani suit and try to work out how they'll get the Fischer account off that weasel Paul Allen.

      Wake up man. There never were any CDOs or 'credit default swaps' or 'market'. All that happens is that your money gets turned into Columbian Nose Candy and put into a huge trough and all these red braced, stripy shirted fucks snuffled in it like Scarface, baying like elk in heat.

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    11. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a clue, idiot.

      That's what I was trying to do, until some jerk-wad decided to butt in.

    12. Re:Really? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      No.

      But banks are regulated and abide by lots of consumer protection laws. Bitcoin exchanges .... well I haven't heard anything of the sorts yet.

      When a giant bank gets hacked the people usually end up getting their money back. Hell when an end user gets hacked and someone cleans out their bank account they often end up getting their money back.

      When some small bitcoin exchange gets taken to the cleaners ... well we'll see.

    13. Re:Really? by richard.york · · Score: 1

      You say that as though you have some personal experience with this.

    14. Re:Really? by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Yes, because they are backed by a big govt with a big police force and even bigger military. Should Bitcoin get hacked/attacked/destroyed, who is going to come in and save the day?

    15. Re:Really? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      So hundreds of thousand of dollars of peoples money (most of it virtual none the less) relying on some $50 flash drives.....No thanks. Ill pass.

      I have worked with companies to attain PCI compliance. This is a set of steps and policies required to handle client credit cards and transactions. It is a step beyond what the average storefront accepting credit cards needs to do. It is a very vast set of rules that mostly make sense and do provide a fair amount of protection for customer data and potential theft and/or fraud.

      It is my opinion that bitcoin does offer a whole new set of options for greater security that is just not possible with standard information such as account details, credit card and government number (SSN, etc) and actual money transfers. For example, the bitcoin wallet address of any client can be revealed and used for deposit without the private master key needing to be available or online. Once the transfer is completed, the only way to transfer them out of this secured wallet would be effort that is equivelent to breaking standard encryption. The encryption technology use for bitcoin is top notch, so "hacking" the key to transfer funds out would be equivelent to hacking a credit card number out of an SSL communication or decrypting a strong PGP encrypted email. So this company could easily buy bitcoins on behalf of clients and move them into their holding wallet without ever having to remove the secure master key from the bank deposit box. Furthermore, they can set up any number of deposit wallets and deposit into seperate holding accounts without every comprimising the master key by bringing it to an online computer. I do not know exactly what they are doing, but I will assure you that the potential for providing top notch security falls in favor of bitcoin over traditional financial institutions due to its encrypted and anonymous design.

      No credit card handling company I know of can accomplish this, because they need to be able to decrypt credit cards at various times. This means that the decryption key is held somewhere on a computer. Although great steps are taken to block online access to the secret location of these keys, I assure you that with proper inside knowledge there is the slimist of chances that this key could be reached and all private data could be revealed. So, we install automated checking systems and limit the access to a reasonable set of requests and have physical processes in place where no single employee can access machines without colussion and we double encrypt certain things and use obscurity and standard things like port limiting and general computer maintainence and such. But no company that I know of is breaking the key into pieces and storing them offline at mutliple locations in various countries. Because I cannot imagine that this would provide for daily business usage requirements. That is pretty secure.

      The only time the private keys that they broke into 3 parts would need to be placed onto an online computer would be when they need to transfer money outside of these locked wallets. And this could be minimized by having a "float" of bitcoins that are not secured by the keys they keep offline in bank deposit boxes. This solution would be extremely secure as they could just keep enough bitcoins to meet the buying and selling of their securities on a daily basis and then just transfer bitcoins to the permanently locked wallets when the float becomes to large. In this way they would be mimizing the potential of a security hack to the daily required float amount. And hey... if they really needed more bitcoins to payout to a client who sold a bunch of securities, they could just buy them on the open market and transfer these to the client as needed. Or they could simply transfer cash directly to the client, if they wanted to be paying in physical dollars and then sell the bitcoins to recoup themselves at a later and convenient time.

      I do not have any inside knowledge of this company. I do not know whether or no

    16. Re:Really? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      Yes

      My experience is that companies dealing with a large amount of clients financial records, data and transfers are required to meet a large set of physical and policy requirements. This means that all computers are tested and there are roles and rules to how everyone behaves and what information is known by individual employees. However, there is a limit to how much security can be achieved due to the nature of the underlying transactions. Bitcoin is a recent development and appears to have a much higher level of security designed into the nature of its existence. This means that it provides a greater range of security options when deploying a secure environment for storing and transfering it.

      The article does not go into great depth about the business policies, computer auditing or secret knowledge for various employees of this institution. But no company will reveal this to you as it is generally part of their security policy not to tell everyone how they do their daily tasks to maintain general security. What they do tell you is that they have a master key for storing their bitcoins into wallets that they have broken into 3 parts and delivered to 3 location in 3 countries and secured these keys into bank security deposit boxes. And that it requires at least 2 of these keys to restore the actual key. And that this key is not attached to any operational computer. It is physically removed from the possibility of being electronically compromised.

      I dont know what every company is doing to secure financial records and keep our assest safe. But I have seen a few and no company I have ever seen has this level of security based that can match what they have revealed for master key protection.

      What we dont know is if the banks they have choosen are safe, whether the owners/employees of the company are honest people, whether the countries are safe from natural disaster or acts of god, how they protect their computers from intrution and viruses and what there physical policy is for when they do need to restore the master key to transfer money out of the bitcoin wallets. But this is true for all financial companies. Fact is, what they have revealed is much better then what your bank is doing to protect your money.... I assure you. Because traditional mechanisms for moving money and assests does not allow for these sorts of security tricks like bitcoin does.

    17. Re:Really? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      No.

      But banks are regulated and abide by lots of consumer protection laws. Bitcoin exchanges .... well I haven't heard anything of the sorts yet.

      When a giant bank gets hacked the people usually end up getting their money back. Hell when an end user gets hacked and someone cleans out their bank account they often end up getting their money back.

      When some small bitcoin exchange gets taken to the cleaners ... well we'll see.

      Well I dont know of any bank that was "hacked" and all the money inside was stolen and then the government gave everyone their money back. If a bank is robbed, then the bank pays for the robbery to return the funds, because they are responsible for the money their clients left to them. In general, they pay insurance at all banks to cover these loses averaged out. The government has little to do with robbery and fraud. Instead what you are thinking of is when a bank mismanages your assests and through actions of their own incompitance causes their company to lose all their assests. This is much worse then what you are talking about, because fraud and robbery generally does not throw a whole banking corporation into bankruptcy.

    18. Re:Really? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      You don't actually think they really did this, do you? Bitcoin people love to make big promises and not deliver on them. In reality it's probably stored on a flash drive, possibly on 2 drives for "redundant backup!" and kept in a box on top of a refrigerator.

      who knows what they really do. Trust in a company is exactly that. Fact is they are describing a process that is really possible. And if implemented as they describe it would be very secure. Whether or not a company follows through on their promises is outside the scope of what you can know from a press release.

      There are examples of bitcoin companies that did not properly secure their clients assests or worse... simply stole the assests of their clients (I think). But there are many many cases of companies improperly handlind our credit card, medical and other personal information. Even when they assured us and we assumed that it was safe.

      Whether you trust this company or not is your decision. But the process they describe is entirely possible. And the process they describe is an ideal way of securing bitcoins and keeping your assest locked away from "hackers". All companies need master private keys to strongly store your private information. Bitcoin simply provides new options and this solutions seems very secure if they follow through and combine with other security policies

    19. Re:Really? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      So hundreds of thousand of dollars of peoples money (most of it virtual none the less) relying on some $50 flash drives.....No thanks. Ill pass.

      If the same flash drives cost $5000 would you feel safer?

      Flash drives are far better at holding data then typical spinning hard drives. A master key that is approved for top secret documents by the NSA/FBI/CIA/CSIS/etc will fit onto the smallest flash drive you can buy. Also, 100 x $50 flash drives is far more secure then 1 x $5000 giant "reliable" drive. Flash drives are water proof, xray proof, largely pressure proof and shock proof. I have tested this myself and it is difficult to destroy a flash card. I have dropped, dunked, stepped on, put through washing machine, etc, etc. In fact the bigger issue is how to remove the data from a flash drive. Because the controller mechanism will sometimes move your data into areas that you can no longer write to. So the biggest concern with flash drive is how to get the secured data off of the drive once it has been stored. I generally try writting over with random data and then take a hammer and put it on concrete and smash and smash into tiny pieces and then sprinkle these into various waste locations. Flash NAND devices are probably a technology that will last beyond your lifetime. The portions that will deteriate quickest is the leads and casing... generally from stuffing it into the USB slot or card reader over and over again.

      Anyhow... flash is a very safe storage mechanism despite your opinions about cost = security. It may actually be too safe.

    20. Re:Really? by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

      BitCoin Man. He flies with a cape made of mylar and has shoes made of ASIC's. Duh.

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  2. Pizza Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could someone explain what that all means in the summary using a pizza analogy?

    I don't get it.

    1. Re:Pizza Analogy by r1348 · · Score: 2

      A pizza is split in 3 parts, and kept in 3 different banks in 3 countries. Bank robbers never get a full pizza.

    2. Re:Pizza Analogy by alexander_686 · · Score: 2

      What you saying is correct, but I am missing a step here.

      You hand over your bitcoins for the fund to invest. They split the bitcoins into 3 pieces. o.k. - but how is that investing? If they are just keeping the bitcoins secure that is not even banking.

    3. Re:Pizza Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but how is that investing?

      It's not. A clue is "Hedge fund" was mentioned. Whenever the term "hedge fund" is used, that's when you put your hand on your wallet and runaway.

    4. Re:Pizza Analogy by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

      A pizza is split in 3 parts, and kept in 3 different banks in 3 countries. Bank robbers never get a full pizza.

      But if they stole any part of the pizza, could you eat the rest?

    5. Re:Pizza Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A hedge fund is where other people get richer by using your money to make bad investments.

    6. Re:Pizza Analogy by ragingbull1965 · · Score: 1

      None of the pizza can be eaten unless you have two of the three slices. If you put two of the slices together, the third slice will magically appear, completing the pizza. So it doesn't matter if someone runs off with the slice they control. One slice is useless by itself. They also keep all the slices in different countries.

    7. Re:Pizza Analogy by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      I think the idea is that they hold on to the Bitcoins as the investment. Sell them off in the future believing that the worth of the Bitcoins will go up in the future.

      Given past performance of Bitcoins against the U.S. dollar, that may be a reasonable strategy.

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    8. Re:Pizza Analogy by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Infinite pizza! Just keep running off with one piece, then bring the other two together to get a new third piece!

      Or does the missing piece teleport to where the other two pieces are?

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    9. Re:Pizza Analogy by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Well, that's precisely why BTC will ultimately fail.

      The strategy works provided that you manage to get out before the market freezes up permanently. There's a huge incentive to not sell as the BTC will be worth substantially more in the future than it is presently, what's more the work you have to engage in to earn them in the future is substantially more than in the past.

      So, holding them is the wise strategy for the individual. However, if too many people do hold onto them as a strategy, which they are and will, you wind up with ever increasing paper values for the coins, and fewer people trading them. Which leads to increased volatility until the whole thing comes crashing down.

      A currency should always be at roughly 0% inflation and deflation over the long term, when people expect otherwise, it leads to problems as people act expecting their money to be worth less in the future or more, which tends to negatively effect the economy. Just take a look at the way that spending has increased in the US over the last 30 years. The Fed ensures that there will be no deflation and keeps the interest rates low, since there's little incentive to keep small amounts of money in the bank, people spend it. Resulting in over spending and only those with the capital available to invest make any of that money. The rest lose money on anything they try to save.

    10. Re:Pizza Analogy by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      I like white pizza, and tomato pie isn't horrible, but a lack of crust could be problematic.

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    11. Re:Pizza Analogy by SampleFish · · Score: 1

      Ed, You have it a bit backwards. You just described what is wrong with the stock market. The reason we are in a "recession" is because the money is not in circulation. Money doesn't just disappear. The amount of money available at any given time is controlled by small groups of people. When they hold they can crash whole economies. The problem wasn't "overspending" it was under investing in the proper channels. When a company has less money available it lays off employees who no longer make a paycheck and don't contribute to the economy. In fact they become a burden on the system through unemployment where the few people left with a job are paying for the unemployed to not work. This reduced spending capacity of the public results in lower profits and further lay offs in vicious cycle that could lead to economic collapse if money isn't put back in to the system. The money exists but you can't earn it.

      Every dollar you don't spend is a dollar I can't earn.

      If there was "overspending" then there would be plenty of opportunity to make money and thus economic growth. The stock market is based on the concept of perpetual growth which is unpossible in a world with finite resources. The system is doomed to failure. It can't continue to drive the economy.

    12. Re:Pizza Analogy by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not true, this is the same supply side economics bullshit that got us into the current mess.

      No, the reason why we got into the current economic mess is that people were spending more than they could afford to pay back and eventually the whole house of cards fell down when people realized that the overly leveraged and complicated financial instruments were based upon debt that people couldn't afford to pay back.

      Businesses hire people in response to need when they can't just get the current employees to do more work. They do not do so because they have more money available to spend on employees. Spending money just because you have it is not one of the hallmarks of a well run company.

      People in general will spend their money, save it in a bank or invest it properly, there are some people who do other things like buy gold or shove it in a mattress, but most people will do one of the first 3 things. That money is still in the system working its way around, but by keeping the interest rates so low, it means that people might as well just keep it out of the system by putting it in a mattress because .1% isn't appreciably better than 0% when inflation is being kept artificially over 2% to discourage savings.

      What's more, because of the lack of savings, there was no surplus for people to spend, which meant that when the credit markets froze up, there was an immediate belt tightening that had to happen as many people just did not have the several months worth of living expenses saved up that they really should.

      So, to sum it up, it was overspending that's keeping us in our current rut. People overspent what they could afford to spend and the rapid deleveraging was a large part of what triggered the current economic crisis. The other thing being the overleveraging of questionable securities that nobody really understood and an increased consolidation of investment dollars into a smaller number of hands.

    13. Re:Pizza Analogy by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      What you saying is correct, but I am missing a step here.

      You hand over your bitcoins for the fund to invest. They split the bitcoins into 3 pieces. o.k. - but how is that investing? If they are just keeping the bitcoins secure that is not even banking.

      They are allowing clients to speculate on the rise and fall of the bitcoin. In order to do this, they need to have "holdings" in the bicoin comodity in order to meet the rise and fall of the bitcoin asset. So if a client wants to speculate on a million dollars worth of bitcoins, they need to purchase around 1 million bit coins, becuase if the bitcoin doubles over time and the client wants to cash out of the investment, then they will need to roughly 2 million back to the client by selling all the bitcoins they originally bought at 1 million. Generally speaking.

      Anyhow, the press release is trying to assure investors that they have a mechanism for protecting the bitcoins they have purchased on your (the clients) behalf. To do this, they are simply generating a master key for a bitcoin wallet. The master key is used to move bitcoins out of the bitcoin wallet. However the master key is not required in order to transfer bitcoins into the wallet. So they used a simple and well known mechanism for breaking this key into 3 parts where 2 parts are required to restore this original master key. They separated the 3 keys into 3 countries and put them offline into security deposit boxes at banks.

      Now when you give them 1 milltion dollars, they will use this to puchase the bitcoins on the open market and then transfer these into the wallet. At this point the bitcoins are secured in the bitcoin wallet and cannot be removed by them or anyone else without the master key. To "hack" the master key is currently beyond our computing capabilities. I dont have the exact numbers, but it would be far more then 1 million dollars and would take many many... possibly hunrdeds of years to "hack" the keys to steal the bitcoins from this wallet.

      When you want to sell the bitcoins in the open market to say get back 2 million dollars, they will need to physically go into the banks to retrieve at least 2 of the keys. They will share the information in some manner to bring the two keys together to generate the real master key. They will use this key to transfer the bitcoins from this wallet to the wallets of people who have paid money to them for the bitcoins on the open market. They will then send this money to your bank account.

      At this point, they may make a new master key. Or maybe they have multiple master keys for multiple wallets with various amounts inside each. I dont know the details about this. In any case, what they are saying is that for the large part, the key which secures your investment in actual bitcoins will be held in a wallet where the master key is offline. No amount of computer hacking will be able to get direct access to the master key. Further they are saying that it would take two natural disasters or two simultaneous robberies at two banks in undisclosed locations in order to comprimise the bitcoin securities you have invested in.

      In the most simplest terms they are trying to assure you that despite the fact that bitcoins are easy to transfer from one wallet to another... that the bitcoins backing your investment are secured in a manner which is logically sound and secure. In this respect, it appears entirely possible and valid to me.

    14. Re:Pizza Analogy by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      Generally, the company will not make money from the rise and fall of the bitcoin. Like most investment companies they will make money from the investment transactions. You pay a small fee or portion of the investment to buy and maybe you pay something to sell out. The more the bitcoin fluctuates, the more likely they are to see clients investment decisions change and the more money they make. I think what they are providing is a useful service. Here is a link to the value of the bitcoin vs US dollar over the last year: http://blockchain.info/charts/market-price. As you can see, it has a juicy track record.

    15. Re:Pizza Analogy by SampleFish · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is that we aren't defining who is doing the spending.

      I stand by my statement "Every dollar you don't spend is a dollar I can't earn"

      I am suggesting that the economy is based on real money being spent. You are talking about irresponsible corporations spending money that they didn't have to begin with. When I say "spending money" I don't mean "taking out a loan". This is the basis of our misunderstanding. I am talking about the people who have money to spend. As I said before, the money didn't disappear. Someone still has actual money to spend, not a loan. You quickly gloss over this important fact by saying "That money is still in the system working its way around". So where is it?

      Remember that the bottom 80% of the American people only have access to 4.7% of the total cash that exists. Even if all of these people were irresponsible with their finances it would only effect that much of the American economy. So when you talk about "people" spending irresponsibly I hope you are talking about large corporations. If 80% of the country spent 100% of their liquid assets on American products it would not save our country. We need large corporations and obscenely rich people to spend actual money, not loans, on American made goods to fix the economy. It would be nice to sell some American products overseas too.

      It might be hard to believe that a small group of people have the ability to crash the whole American economy. Do your homework. The people are quite powerless in this scenario. Let's not quibble over beans.

      Where is the money?
      http://www2.ucsc.edu/whorulesamerica/power/wealth.html

  3. Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Using "literally" to describe valuable data makes no fucking sense. It either is or isn't.

    Why do so many people not know how to use this word?

    1. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because they are literally stupid.

    2. Re:Literally by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Using "literally" to describe valuable data makes no fucking sense. It either is or isn't.

      Usually "valuable data" is valuable because it provides its owner with a competitive advantage.

      This "valuable data" is "literally valuable" because it is being used as a form of cash.

      Hope that helps.

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  4. My Hedge fund by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's based on the Zimbabwean dollar. It's pretty secure too - I've rented safe deposit boxes all around the world and put the notes in them.

    For some strange reason though, the money's not exactly pouring in.

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    1. Re:My Hedge fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BadAnalogyGuy would be proud!

    2. Re:My Hedge fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      If you cannot access the money due to all the security then really you don't have the money in the first place.

      I can't imagine the logistics of adding and removing money from this hedge fund if they do it the way they say they do. It would cost a fortune in time and money to update everything. Truth is, I doubt they do it like they say. I sure at their office they have all the keys in one place and everything is open. That's the weakest point right there.

      That's the problem when trying to secure electronic things. They need to be accessible and inaccessible at the same time. It's impossible.

    3. Re:My Hedge fund by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      What makes you think they are lying? It's doesn't seem difficult at all to secure things the way they are suggesting.

      It would be time consuming to withdraw bitcoins but this is meant to be a hedge fund, not a current account. I'm sure it's time consuming to withdraw a ton of gold from a bank too.

      You can add bitcoins to a private key knowing only the public key ( the bitcoin address ).

  5. Re: second kind failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why each of the 3 shares is duplicated onto multiple drives.

  6. Take the money and run by fragMasterFlash · · Score: 0

    It only takes one person in the organization who decides to go on permanent holiday to make an illicit copy of the various Bitcoin wallets and then transfer the funds to their own account once they have already landed in a place with no extradition treaty.

    1. Re:Take the money and run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's why they're using Shamir's secret sharing scheme.

    2. Re:Take the money and run by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      The article says that they've already thought of that, and taken steps to prevent it - hence the use of secret sharing and other threshold schemes.

    3. Re:Take the money and run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't, because you're a fucking retard who didn't even bother to read the summary. Kill yourself.

    4. Re:Take the money and run by fragMasterFlash · · Score: 1

      Those measures only apply to the offsite backups of the Bitcoin wallets, there is nothing preventing a fund manager who routinely performs transactions on these accounts from going rogue.

    5. Re:Take the money and run by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Would you even need a place with no extradition treaty? Or would the court view it as "I sent you these bits and now I want them back!"? I mean sure it's a "currency" but I'm not sure the courts recognize it as something with value.

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    6. Re:Take the money and run by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      A rouge fund manager could only access the funds he was given to manage. He could not steal whats locked up in cold storage.

  7. Re:second kind failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's a 2-of-3 system. You must lose 2 keys (or a thief must gain 2 keys) to lose money.

    Overly simple example:
    One drive has the first half of the key.
    The second drive has the other half.
    And the third has the first half XOR the second half.

  8. Article left out an important part by cohomology · · Score: 1

    The article describes impressive security precautions, but it leaves something out. Data is stored so it can be retrieved. On random days, restore and decrypt some test data, so everybody knows what to do and knows that it works.

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  9. Armory by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Armory as a Bitcoin client would have been a better choice for this, since they could have used the same 2-of-3 method for storing the private keys, but then they'd have the ability to use watching-only copies of the wallet for accounting and auditing purposes.

    1. Re:Armory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need specialized watching-only wallet software to have a watching-only wallet. They can just write down their Bitcoin addresses and then look them up on blockchain.info from time to time.

    2. Re:Armory by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      You don't need file systems to store files on a hard drive. You can just open up the block device with a hex editor and change the bits yourself.

    3. Re:Armory by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      More to the point, if they're at the level of doing secret sharing on private keys they are quite capable of implementing their own fund management software. For instance bitcoinj makes it easy to implement watch-only wallets, there's even a command line tool for it. I really doubt they need the help of GUI tools to set that up.

    4. Re:Armory by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of transparency. They could publish a watching-only copy of their wallet on their public web site and then every person capable of running Armory can easily verify the fund owns as many coins as it claims.

      Using an existing popular client instead of rolling their own lowers the learning curve for potential investors.

  10. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by ls671 · · Score: 1

    Yea, let's talk about bytecoin instead!

    http://bytecoin.net/

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  11. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Thrill+Science · · Score: 0

    Amen!

  12. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Scanning down through the day I can't find another story more fitting of the site's slogan "News for nerds, stuff that matters." As a nerd, news that a crypto-anarchists P2P currency has reached the stage of hedge funds only 4 years after being launched and details of how the fund manager intends to secure the keys for customers is simply fascinating.

  13. This makes no sense... by nweaver · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Such procedures only work for cold storage of Bitcoin: wallets where you have no access to them. Basically, the equivalent of a bank vault for gold: its there, its sitting, but you can't actually do anything with it. Worse, unlike a bank vault, you can't transfer the bitcoins while they are in this vault.

    Therefore, the hedge fund's only strategy for these wallets is to buy BitCoins and sit on them. And do nothing. Which, if you believe in BitCoin, makes sense (the design is hyper-deflationary, so the only rational thing to do with BitCoins is to hold BitCoins), but thats hardly what you'd call a hedge-fund strategy.

    So how can you call it a hedge fund when all it can do is buy & hold?

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    1. Re:This makes no sense... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's pretty much what all hedge funds do, isn't it? Pick some asset they think will grow in value, buy it up (often using leverage), and then wait to see if their bet works out. Often they wait long periods of time. The fund is being targeted at people with lots of money and enormous appetite for risk - for these people, there aren't enough direct investment targets (like startups) so the easiest way to invest in the future success or failure of Bitcoin is indeed, buy and hold.

    2. Re:This makes no sense... by LaggedOnUser · · Score: 1

      Bitcoin is not as deflationary as you seem to think. It is a member of a class of virtual currencies, and each member of the class can be endlessly duplicated, creating as many new virtual currencies as you like. Since there is no limit to the currencies that anyone can create (Bitcoin 2.0, 3.0, ...) none of them can rise in value without limit (deflation). Bitcoin is not a precious metal like gold. Gold is physically unable to be duplicated. It is the idea behind bitcoin that can be endlessly duplicated.

  14. In v4 ponzi scheme! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In v4 ponzi scheme!

  15. What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Jawnn · · Score: 0

    It almost sounds y'all are talking about real money ...yet again.

    1. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by TeknoHog · · Score: 0

      Care to give examples of real money? I think gold and silver would be pretty close. Dollars and Euros etc. are just numbers made up whenever someone takes a loan.

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    2. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hurr durr. Queue all the geektards explaining how bitcoin is real because they believe its real. At the same time they wouldn't invest in some African currency with 30% volatility in an afternoon. All in the name of privacy!!!1 (Amusingly carrying your money in cash gives you the same privacy and security)

    3. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by hedwards · · Score: 3, Informative

      I wish people would stop saying that. Yes, they are fiat currencies, but that does not mean they aren't real money or that all fiat currencies are equally arbitrary in valuation.

      The value of the USD is measured against other currencies and against the things which one would like to buy. In most cases it doesn't really matter to me what it's doing versus the RMB or the CAD as I don't convert my money to pay for things brought in from those countries, I pay a price denominated in USD. Now, in practice shifts in those currency exchange rates will affect how much I pay, but so do all sorts of things that could affect domestically created things as well.

      Bottom line, the folks claiming that fiat currencies aren't real don't have any idea what they're talking about. Currency is just for convenience so that you don't have to buy an entire cow just because you want a T-bone, don't want to take delivery immediately or want to do a 3 or 4 way trade.

    4. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by ragingbull1965 · · Score: 1

      Can you accurately predict the money supply growth of an African currency? Does any African currency have properties that make it far superior to dollars? Can you encrypt your cash so that thieves don't get anything if they steal your wallet? Can you carry huge amounts of your cash across an international border? Does your cash work just as well in other countries? Is your cash worth 300% more than it was in January?

    5. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, invest in BitCoin. Become a millionaire. I dare ya. Second mortgage your house to do so, please.

    6. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Yen, Euro's, US dollars. Take your pick from the many legitimate currencies that are regularly traded for goods and services, or other currencies, around the world. More generally, any currency that one can pay taxes with. Still more generally, any currency that isn't regarded as little different than "Monopoly money" by more than a few guys living in their mothers' basements.

    7. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you continue to apply the word "real" to some currencies and reject it for others, expect to be ignored, and rightly so.

    8. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Americium · · Score: 1

      Except all fiat currencies are deigned to expand at the same or a slightly higher rate than the exponential increase in GDP, thereby remaining flat or having low inflation. Bitcoin, by design, has an ultimate limited supply (high deflation, as has been seen already). This makes it impossible to ever use as money, because prices and wages are sticky.

      This was figured out many many decades ago. This is why it's foolish to think bitcoin has a future, it's future was doomed by it's very design.

    9. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, what? Are you some sort of moron?

      BTC isn't a real currency, I can't pay my taxes with it, I can't pay any of my debts with it and nobody is forcing anybody to accept it. It's not backed by gold, silver or the promise of anybody with the means to back it. In fact, it's designed to result in crushing deflation in a way that no currency is. If there aren't enough USD, you can print more, if there are too many, you can take them out of circulation when they come back.

      Good luck doing that with BTC.

    10. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      But all the same could be said for bitcoins of course.

    11. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      You just described all the best features of Bitcoin, which is exactly why it's seeing exponential adoption (not just price appreciation).

    12. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but BTC is designed for massive deflation, so once people start realizing it and hording it, which this "hedge fund" is doing, you'll see it pop fairly quickly.

      One of the reasons for switching to a fiat currency from one that's on a standard is that you can't mine more gold or silver just because you need more currency and just because you're mining the ore at a given rate doesn't necessarily mean that you need the extra bills either. And having metals moving across borders can complicate things.

      With BTC, you're ultimately going to see deflation because the rate at which the BTC are being added uses a curve with a decreasing rate over time and will eventually hit a cap, at which point, no new BTC are possible without undermining the entire thing.

      Economists often know nothing, but in this case, they know plenty about what makes a currency deflate or inflate in value.

    13. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Bull fucking shit.

      It's seeing exponential adoption because of the price appreciation and the price appreciation is the direct result of people flooding the market hoping to score big time. You see this in bubbles all the time. But, unlike other bubbles, this one is completely based upon nothing rather than being based upon overpriced assets that have at least some meager value.

      I take it you don't know what a deflationary spiral is if you're saying that's one of the best things about BTC. Inflationary and deflationary expectations are bad, they encourage people to either spend or hoard money and the trend tends to be self fulfilling unless something comes in and disrupts the expectations. Unfortunately, because BTC is minted at a known rate and to a known maximum quantity, you will eventually hit the point where people refuse to sell any of it because it's going to be worth more tomorrow than it is today.

      Now, if everybody were acting out of rational self interest and refusing to hoard their BTC, it might escape that death, but that won't happen because there's too much to be made from being one of the hold outs versus too little to gain from selling early.

      The fact that there's now a hedge fund dealing in it is a pretty good indication that the bubble is going to be popping in the near future. I'd be going short on BTC if I had a way of doing that right now, as it's just a matter of time. You see this same thing before a stock bubble bursts where investment magazines have pages upon pages upon pages of mutual funds and the like being advertised, versus a much smaller number during earlier stages.

    14. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      People are adopting BItcoin because it's the only way to store savings in a form that can not be arbitrarily diluted, frozen, or remotely confiscated. They are adopting Bitcoin because it gives them the ability to transfer arbitrarily large amounts of cash instantly and inexpensively to any place in the world free from any possibility of prior restraint. They are adopting it because it allows them to accept payments from customers anywhere without the risk of payment fraud. Everyone knows the deflationary spiral theory is bunk, because somebody bought the computer you are using right now even through they knew it would be cheaper in the future, so that's not very effective as a scare tactic.

    15. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worth noting, too, that Bitcoins are *not* a fiat currency. Fiat currencies are backed by government laws and regulations supporting their value. Bitcoin is backed by absolutely nothing.

    16. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by crtreece · · Score: 1

      BTC isn't a real currency, I can't pay my taxes with it

      Right. Nor can you pay them with gold, euros, pogs, flooz, sports trading cards, or a zillion other things. Government authority in the US accepts dollars. So what?

      I can't pay any of my debts with it and nobody is forcing anybody to accept it.

      You can buy software, web hosting, domain names, precious metals, gamble, clothes, electronics, dental service, legal service, books and fuck all else with it. Just because you can't pay your cable bill with bitcoins yet doesn't mean they aren't useful to others.

      It's not backed by gold, silver or the promise of anybody with the means to back it.

      Bitcoin is backed by the compute power of the bitcoin mining network, the bitcoin protocol, and modern cryptographic techniques. Can a 51% attack break it? Maybe. Will a flaw in the protocol kill it? If one is found and exploited, certainly. How about some breakthrough in cryptographic analysis or technique, like say quantum computing? Another possible killer.

      In fact, it's designed to result in crushing deflation in a way that no currency is. If there aren't enough USD, you can print more, if there are too many, you can take them out of circulation when they come back.

      There are some issues here. Hard drive crashes and no backup of your wallet? Barring some heroic drive recovery, or crypto breaking technique (which would likely break the system as well) those coins are gone forever, further lowering the number of potential bitcoins. But really, not much different than cash being destroyed.

      A bitcoin can currently be broken up into 10^-8 pieces. There is room in the protocol for that to be increased. There could be 1 bitcoin in the world, and the pieces would still be useful.

      Seeing how an elastic money supply controlled by private bankers has only caused larger boom/bust cycles since the Federal Reserve System was implemented, I'm at least interested in how the bitcoin system plays out. Even if it eventually dies, lessons will be learned, and the next iteration will be better.

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    17. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by crtreece · · Score: 1

      Bitcoin is backed by absolutely nothing.

      except the current cryptographic techniques, the bitcoin protocol, and the compute power of the bitcoin mining network.

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    18. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by richard.york · · Score: 1

      But, isn't another plausible scenario that people will periodically convert bit coin to another currency, such as dollars, to spend the accrued wealth, and then buy back into bit coins because even if you're paying more, the value will increase? I'm asking an honest question here, I don't fully understand what it's all about. But speaking hypothetically, if I were to get involved in such a thing that's how I'd use it. At least, I would until the day when something you're describing takes place, if that is in fact the ultimate outcome. I have no desire to perpetually hoard wealth, I want to use it to take care of things that matter to me. Get in, make some money and get out. Rinse and repeat. Though I understand that if enough people like me were to do that, the ever increasing value of the currency might not manifest in the way you describe.

    19. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      My point was that Bitcoin isn't any less "real money" than fiat currencies.

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    20. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Economists often know nothing, but in this case, they know plenty about what makes a currency deflate or inflate in value.

      Sure, but as has been repeatedly pointed out, Bitcoin is NOT a currency. No government accepts it for taxes, no economy functions with it as the primary unit of denomination. Deflationary spirals apply to currencies. Bitcoin isn't a currency. It's a store of value. It's more akin to tulip bulbs or beanie babies or ISK than it is to a currency. And yet, it's different from all of those things as well. Unlike tulip bulbs or beanie babies, it's not a thing. Unlike ISK, it's not subject to arbitrary creation or destruction. When you get right down to it, no one knows what happens next. Bitcoin is a grand experiment that is only somewhat similar to various different things that have gone before it, such as the aforementioned beanie babies, currencies, and ISK. Attempting to predict what will happen to it based on flawed analogy is misleading and most likely wrong.

    21. Re:What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Bull fucking shit.

      Uh huh. Sure. Your colorful zeal notwithstanding...

      It's seeing exponential adoption...

      [citation needed]

  16. PT Barnum by MarkvW · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Bitcoin" and "Hedge Fund."

    Two words that each should send a potential small-scale investor scurrying off in fear.

    There's a sucker born every minute.

    1. Re:PT Barnum by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Pretty much, as a general rule, the more clever the Wall Street investment, the further away you should run.

  17. The Key, The Secret. by Arricc · · Score: 1

    Hint: It's password1

    1. Re:The Key, The Secret. by auric_dude · · Score: 1

      Looks like the precautions taken are along the lines taken Inside Symantecâ(TM)s SSL certificate vault via http://arstechnica.com/security/2012/11/inside-symantecs-ssl-certificate-vault/

  18. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may be news for news, but it's hardly stuff that matters.

  19. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

    Some people are just mad that they missed the boat and didn't get in as early as they could have.

  20. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Some of us, being rather altruistic, would like to spare the naive suckers that are driving this from losing their money on something that functions as a scam.

    BTC was a horribly designed currency from the getgo designed by people with no clue what they're doing in terms of the currency side of the equation. What's more, notice how it's mostly just people who have money in BTC that are advocating for it? There is an inherent incentive to talk it up as it has no value other than what suckers they can lure in to buy the worthless junk.

    Unlike, say, USD where I can at least pay my taxes with it and where I can give it to people in most parts of the world in exchange for services rendered, or at least get an instant exchange done.

    What's more, you can't require payments on debt in the form of BTC in the US as that's illegal which greatly reduces the utility of the coins. The regular bank robberies of BTC aren't really helping the matter either.

  21. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  22. Re:second kind failure by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    In other words, a RAID.

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  23. For fuck's sake. by Seumas · · Score: 0

    Can we stop with the fucking flood of shitty BitCoin stories? What is this, 2011 and 2012 all over again?

    We get it. A bunch of dumbasses are bitmining bitcoins and new world currency and blah blah blah.

    Wake me up when you can do something useful with these bitcoins. last I saw, I could buy shitty overpriced Windows laptops, shampoo, speaker cable, and subscriptions at a few websites.

    1. Re:For fuck's sake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to click "Post Anonymously" this time.

  24. Lame by captainboogerhead · · Score: 1

    They forgot the Beware the Leopard sign.

  25. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt trolls like you are genuinely altruistic.

  26. garden hedges? huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i never heard of a hedge fund before, but i have heard of a retirement fund. when i saw the word hedge, i thought of a short row of shrubs. never heard of it used in a monetary sense except for "how much will ten bushes cost". lol btw, people still use bitcoins? i thought it crashed a while ago. guess the market is back to normal.

  27. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

    BTC was a horribly designed currency from the getgo designed by people with no clue what they're doing in terms of the currency side of the equation. What's more, notice how it's mostly just people who have money in BTC that are advocating for it? There is an inherent incentive to talk it up as it has no value other than what suckers they can lure in to buy the worthless junk.

    As much as I hate to feed a troll, The economic concepts behind bitcoin are sound. It boils down to the debate between deflationary currency and inflationary currency. The arguments that I have heard are that inflationary currency (The USD) it needed to maintain economic growth. The fact that the USD will buy less tomorrow than it buys today encourages people to spend it, thus driving the economy. The concept behind deflationary currency (BTC) is one that the currency does not drive the economy, supply and demand drive the economy. A deflationary currency gains value and will buy more tomorrow than it buys today, as such it encourages people to save them instead of spending them. This is an interesting debate as deflationary currency was the standard for 1000's of years and inflationary currency is still new (last 100 years or so)

    Remember, a bitcoin is only worth what some one will pay for it. The value is based on supply and demand with a limited supply. As demand grows so will the value of a bit coin as the supply is limited.

    I will note that I do own a few 1000 bitcoin right now and I bought them back at 1$ a coin. I dont foresee them completely collapsing as many suggest because they have been adopted within several gray areas on the internet as a means to pay for products that many processors (paypal, googlepay, etc) prohibit. I personally believe the turning point on bitcoin was when the service started that allowed you to buy bitcoin at any 7-11 or CVS pharmacy. That was the point where they became easy to get.

    As to your arguments of paying taxes, big whoop! I can not pay my US taxes with Euros, gold, or any of the stocks I own. As to debt, it is not illegal, it is barter. I give you bitcoin in exchange you remove/drop/mark off my debt. Just the same as me giving some one a car or a gold coin in payment of my debt.

  28. Hedge funds = derivatives by jtara · · Score: 1

    No, hedge funds typically use derivative instruments. Since a fundamental principal of hdge funds to to make a profit regardless of the underlying market, derivatives are a popular way to do this.

    They could also simply diversify into a wide range of investments that are not correlated - or at least not correlated in the same direction (say, stocks, bonds, commodities, and properties). But that obviously isn't possible in this case. There's only one bitcoin instrument.

    So, one must assume that they will create/buy instruments that are derivative of bitcoin. e.g. futures contracts, option contracts, etc.

  29. Here at Douchebag and Dipshit... by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    Our first rule of security is to proudly announce our base strategy to the entire world, conveniently saving you the time and effort of figuring it out yourself.

    1. Re:Here at Douchebag and Dipshit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our first rule of security is to proudly announce our base strategy to the entire world, conveniently saving you the time and effort of figuring it out yourself.

      Yeah security by obscurity rules. /sarcasm

  30. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by epSos-de · · Score: 1

    You are mislead by the crazy people who were first to support bitcoin, look up the recent investors, who invested into bitcoin companies. Are you claiming them to be insane for having invested into similarly crazy ideas that did work out. Those VC people know money when they smell it. Have a second look at bitcoin, but do not look at it as money. Look at it as a very liquid kind of stock that you can pay with.

  31. Pretty bad by gweihir · · Score: 1

    In very limited longer-term storage experiments, I had complete data loss on several flash-drives. CD-ROM is not much better. If they understood how long-term data storage works, they would have copies on traditional HDDs and backup-copies printed on paper. What they are doing instead is on low amateur level.

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    1. Re:Pretty bad by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      In very limited longer-term storage experiments, I had complete data loss on several flash-drives. CD-ROM is not much better. If they understood how long-term data storage works, they would have copies on traditional HDDs and backup-copies printed on paper. What they are doing instead is on low amateur level.

      I agree CD-ROMs are not built to last but I've only ever seen 1 flash drive fail out of hundreds I've used. I've had far worse luck with both magnetic and solid state hard disks.

      Paper sounds like the best idea as long as it's not the cheap laser printer rubbish that turns yellow in a year or two.

    2. Re:Pretty bad by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I should clarify that I let a bunch of flash-drives lie around unused for about a year. If they are powered, they can do scrubbing and refreshing. A HDD that goes bad typically does so while being used, while Flash also goes bad while not being used.

      As to the paper, I don't know what they sell where you live, but here (Europe), standard white laser paper has a life-expectancy of > 100 years if stored dark and dry.

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  32. Re:Stickyness by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

    > because prices and wages are sticky.

    Correction, were sticky. With this marvelous invention called "software", you can list prices in two currencies, and have one float against the other:

    http://bitcoinstore.com/consumer-electronics/cameras-optics.html?cat=5526

    Assuming I wanted bitcoins enough to get paid in them, I would not have a problem having my wage rate set in dollars, then converted on payday to the bitcoin equivalent. It's not like having software look up the market rate and do a division problem is hard or anything.

  33. Keep it up, Slashdot readers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want this to be immortalized, every snarky post and all the "what is this bitcoin you speak of" nonsense. Yes, you sit at the terminal every day, slamming out code - so you *must* know what is best, right? Well, much like the first iPod you panned because it had "lame" storage abilities, you're missing the entire point of bitcoin existing.

    This is about monetary freedom. This is not about whether it will be "worth" $10, $100, $1,000 or $1 million. Pay attention, this is how it will evolve.

    1.) Bitcoin created - by a rather intelligent programmer (Insight: perhaps that is why he's hated so much, achieving something sublime while everyone else here is arguing about what kind of desktop to use on Linux.)
    2.) Edge-Exchanges form - These serve the purpose of allowing the transition ingress to the bitcoin economy.
    3.) Sovereign Currencies Fail - Again, inflationary currencies are fully allowed to express themselves by massively failing, as they always do.
    4.) Simutaneously, between steps three and four - supply chains are formed in the bitcoin economy entirely priced in bitcoin, severing the relationship to the currencies it will replace.
    5.) After the massive financial failure, those left out in the cold will wonder why they ever ignored the bridge to a better system.
    6.) Profit? Sure, but only if you're in the bitcoin-verse.

    Go ahead and ridicule - but I'd bet that most technical jobs will be priced in bitcoin before it is all over. Better do your homework before it does. Seriously.

    1. Re:Keep it up, Slashdot readers by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      4.) Simutaneously, between steps three and four - supply chains are formed in the bitcoin economy entirely priced in bitcoin, severing the relationship to the currencies it will replace.

      This is already beginning to happen. Online stores have been able to use payment processors for a while now to accept Bitcoins from customers anywhere in the world. Now it's possible for that store to pay for its hosting and domain registration directly in Bitcoins, without needing to convert to local currency.

  34. Re:Stickyness by Americium · · Score: 1

    Actually that's my point, you want to be paid in dollars and prices to be in dollars, so bitcoin itself it not acting as the currency.

    Also if it was going to be used long term, it would just encourage massive hoarding, it would be a guaranteed 10+ % interest rate. Same reason we can't use gold anymore.

  35. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scanning down through the day I can't find another story more fitting of the site's slogan "News for nerds, stuff that matters." As a nerd, news that a crypto-anarchists P2P currency has reached the stage of hedge funds only 4 years after being launched and details of how the fund manager intends to secure the keys for customers is simply fascinating.

    I agree with you 100%. It's just a shame that slashdot has been taken over by troglodytes who think encryption is a scam because they're unable to do algebra.

  36. Re:second kind failure by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    RAED - Redundant Array of Expensive Data(!)

  37. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    BTC was a horribly designed currency from the getgo

    Actually, much of it is really well designed -- as evidenced by the complete absence of Bitcoin counterfeiters, despite the fact that there is a huge financial incentive to counterfeit Bitcoins.

    As far as the economic theory goes, you may be right... but if so, then BitCoin will fail and some other system will come along to replace it, hopefully taking its mistakes into account in the new design.

    BitCoin is an impressive piece of distributed cryptogaphy and a big leap forward compared to, say, PayPal or (shudder) Flooz. It's not perfect, but then nothing is -- and so far it's held up a lot better than I would have predicted.

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  38. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me break the slogan down for you a bit.

    Slashdot. Not just an ordinary news site, but news for nerds! Stuff that matters to nerds!

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  40. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by richard.york · · Score: 1

    It was never said "stuff that matters" to everyone. Obviously it matters to some, enough so to bring forth a post for the community to partake. If it doesn't matter to you, then why are you wasting your time reading and commenting on said article. Update your Brian's software to skip what doesn't interest you. Problem solved.

  41. Re:For the love of god, shut up about buttcoins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > notice how it's mostly just people who have money in BTC that are advocating for it

    Would you trust it more if all the advocates had no money in it at all? Wouldn't that indicate that they don't really believe in what they say?