SpiderSense Suit Delivers Superhuman Perception
Zothecula writes "In the Spider-Man comics and movies, the famous hero's 'Spider Sense' warns him of incoming danger, which proves to be just as important a superpower as slinging webs and climbing walls. Now a group of researchers at the University of Illinois in Chicago may have found a way to replicate such superhuman perception that doesn't involve any radioactive spiders. Using a collection of sensors placed all over the body, the group has designed a 'SpiderSense' suit that detects objects in the environment and warns the wearer when anything gets too close."
"Mateevitsi presented the suit just last week at the 4th Augmented Human International Conference in Stuttgart, Germany." Wow, this is the first I've heard of this conference. I had to look it up, http://www.augmented-human.com/
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It may not be a b-a-a-a-a-a-a-d idea:
http://science.slashdot.org/story/13/03/11/0038210/sxsw-al-gore-talks-surveillance-culture-spider-goats
Table-ized A.I.
"...and warns the wearer when anything gets too close."
Does it do so by turning the wearer's sunglasses completely black?
There's a fork-shaped object approaching [user]'s face and mouth, topped with heat-treated biological tissue! Engaging chemical/biological warfare protection mode!
Everything is better with chainsaws.
Technically speaking, not all human units come with this particular type of technology, and some have degraded or damaged systems. So those with a disabilities in this type of technological implementation might find these suits useful.
I also thought something like this would be really awesome once you got used to it. Ever since I read 'Have Spacesuit Will Travel' when I was a kid, I have been waiting for someone to develop 360 degree wearable vision. I have always wondered how long it would take for you to start seeing in 360 degrees. I'd imagine if you were blind, this suit could be awesome.
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I always suspected that Laurens Barnes was actually a cripple.
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"The way it works is that if an object comes too close it triggers and electrical shock in the area to cause a searing and crippling pain."
Your ex-girlfriend has a Taser and she's not afraid to use it?
No radioactive spiders needed? Where's the fun in that?
What good is a spider-sense if I don't have the increased spider-reflexes to take advantage of it? And the freestyle wall climbing is an awesome perk of the process too. I'll pass on the web slinging if it's the mechanical style where I have to build a device to shoot web for me. If it's an included part of the spider bite and organic, then that's just icing on the cake.
You are about to be hit by a ... nevermind. It was a bullet. Will?
the group has designed a 'SpiderSense' suit that detects objects in the environment and warns the wearer when anything gets too close.
So....eyes?
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as important a superpower as slinging webs
That's pure trolling, baiting us to come shouting that the webs of Spiderman ain't no superpower, but a device. I for one won't fall into the trap. At least I won't shout.
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Slinging webs is not a damn superpower - it's just technology. Being able to use them to swing through a city without regularly crashing is another story, but that story is the damn spider-sense anyway!
Spider-Man's spider sense is psychically/mystically based (he can sense if a hidden sniper a mile away is pointing a gun at him). This is more like Iron Man's armor sensors, which have danger detection systems too. /nerd
My common sense is tingling.
The suit's controller package needs to calculate over several measurements if objects are getting closer to you before issuing a warning. Then the article's example of walking between library bookshelves being problematic wouldn't be anymore. Bonus points if it also accounts for the relative direction and size of projectiles to determine if there truly will be a collision or not.
I'd pay extra to have that installed in certain select friends and acquaintances.
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