UK Serious Fraud Office Probes Autonomy With ... Autonomy!
judgecorp writes "The British Serious Fraud Office (SFO) is investigating whether British software firm Autonomy fiddled its accounts to inflate the price which HP paid for it to a whopping $10 billion. There's a problem though. Autonomy's Introspect software is used to trawl large data sets for information and is in use at the SFO for jobs such as this fraud investigation. It's not just ironic: the SFO says its £4.6 million contract with Autonomy could create a conflict of interest and it may have to pull out of the investigation."
Suppose you're investigating Microsoft. Are you not allowed to use Windows, Word, Excel, Outlook?
In other words UK SFO has stack overflow. Recursion is a bitch.
Thank heaven it's not the Frivolous and Silly Fraud Office.
In UK the sfo is known as serious farce office
The SFO is notorious for bungling fraud fases
Thuis story is typical SFO
Now the European Union has to move to Linux and LibreOffice. :)
Although that doesn't even get us far enough seeing how Microsoft is a contributor to Linux.
UK Govt is now manned by a bunch of corporate whores (even more so than the last bunch) who just want to ensure that the software they're using to discover fraud can be "friendly" to those who are "on the inside".
Last thing a corrupt government wants is any real transparency. The best is some form of translucency, like a shower door or rose-tinted glasses - so what you think you see hides what is really happening.
ok, [/rant]
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"Good afternoon, this is the Serious Fraud Office."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"I'm not sure my fraud problem is that serious."
"Ah, you're looking for the Frivolous Fraud Office. That's down the hall."
Proverbs 21:19
Go read some of the comments about Autonomy on Glassdoor. It's simultaneously amusing and sad.
My Other Computer Is A Data General Nova III.
as a former autonomy employee who worked with the introspect product, I find this very ironic. No doubt some of the current folks that maintain the Introspect product are getting a kick of reading emails of former and perhaps even current executives.