UK Serious Fraud Office Probes Autonomy With ... Autonomy!
judgecorp writes "The British Serious Fraud Office (SFO) is investigating whether British software firm Autonomy fiddled its accounts to inflate the price which HP paid for it to a whopping $10 billion. There's a problem though. Autonomy's Introspect software is used to trawl large data sets for information and is in use at the SFO for jobs such as this fraud investigation. It's not just ironic: the SFO says its £4.6 million contract with Autonomy could create a conflict of interest and it may have to pull out of the investigation."
Suppose you're investigating Microsoft. Are you not allowed to use Windows, Word, Excel, Outlook?
In other words UK SFO has stack overflow. Recursion is a bitch.
Thank heaven it's not the Frivolous and Silly Fraud Office.
"Good afternoon, this is the Serious Fraud Office."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"I'm not sure my fraud problem is that serious."
"Ah, you're looking for the Frivolous Fraud Office. That's down the hall."
Proverbs 21:19