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Did Large Eyes Lead To Neanderthals' Demise?
An anonymous reader writes "Bigger eyes and a corresponding greater allocation of the brain to process visual information is the most recent theory about the reasons that led to the extinction of Neanderthals, our closest relatives. Neanderthals split from the primate line that gave rise to modern humans about 400,000 years ago. This group then moved to Eurasia and completely disappeared from the world about 30,000 years back. Other studies have shown that Neanderthals might have lived near the Arctic Circle around 31,000 to 34,000 years ago."
Seems slashdot editors have very large eyes as well
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
No. But perhaps if they had stuck around the large eyes would help the Slashdot editors spot their dupes.
http://science.slashdot.org/story/13/03/13/1247255/manga-girls-beware-extra-large-eyes-caused-neanderthals-demise
Lies. Neanderthals live among us, just take a look at your co-workers.
the BIG TITS of Neanderthal women you'd have had BIG EYES too. Neanderthal tits were big but tough as leather. I know. I married one.
I dunno, the Europeans are eating the remaining horses at an alarming rate. I guess they taste like chicken.
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
I thought it was because they didn't know how to brew beer.
If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
Indeed. May as well carry on with other part of the tradition for dupe stories.
Quick everyone, re-post all the posts that have been modded up in the original story! Here comes free karma!