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Study Finds Universe Is 100 Million Years Older Than Previously Thought

skade88 writes "Reuters is reporting that scientists now say the universe is 100 million years older than previously thought after they took a closer look at leftover radiation from the Big Bang. This puts the age of the Universe at 13.8 billion years. The new findings are the direct results from analyzing data provided by the European Space Agency's Planck spacecraft. The spacecraft is providing the most detailed look to date at the remnant microwave radiation that permeates the universe. 'It's as if we've gone from a standard television to a high-definition television. New and important details have become crystal clear,' Paul Hertz, NASA's director of astrophysics, told reporters on a conference call."

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  1. Blaspheming liars! by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It says right here in my textbook tha God created the universe 13.7 billion years ago.

  2. The universe is clearly a female entity... by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lying about its age like that.

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    1. Re:The universe is clearly a female entity... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Does this Dark Matter make my galaxies look fat?"

  3. Re:But I just want to know ... by Phics · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Great Green Arkleseizure sneezed.

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  4. Re:The difference between science and religion by MessageApprovalMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep, the bible is interpreted exactly the same as it was 2000 years ago.

    The Bible isn't interpreted. It was compiled.

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  5. Re:The difference between science and religion by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but only into Koine Greek bytecode, so it's kinda on the fence...

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  6. Re:If anyone believes the age of the universe... by rossdee · · Score: 4, Funny

    " I'll sell you a bridge."

    Does it come with working viewsceens, crew stations, a captains chair and a turbolift?
    and a replicator?

  7. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The universe came into existence last Tuesday. You're almost as bad as the Last Mondayers, fucking heretics.

  8. Re:Gee, thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The good news is we now know the age of the universe. The bad news is that the warranty just expired.

  9. Re:The difference between science and religion by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is Slashdot's sarcasm meter broken again today?

    It a US site, it doesn't have a sarcasm meter! /ducks

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