United States Begins Flying Stealth Bombers Over South Korea

skade88 writes "The New York Times is reporting that the United States has started flying B-2 stealth bomber runs over South Korea as a show of force to North Korea. The bombers flew 6,500 miles to bomb a South Korean island with mock explosives. Earlier this month the U.S. Military ran mock B-52 bombing runs over the same South Korean island. The U.S. military says it shows that it can execute precision bombing runs at will with little notice needed. The U.S. also reaffirmed their commitment to protecting its allies in the region. The North Koreans have been making threats to turn South Korea into a sea of fire. North Korea has also made threats claiming they will nuke the United States' mainland."

Comments

The winner?

[Anonymous Coward]

Can't we just measure Kim Jong-un and Obama's penises and get this whole thing over with already?

Good luck with that

[93 Escort Wagon]

"North Korea has also made threats claiming they will nuke the United States' main land."

Given the success of their missile program so far, I think China should be more worried than the US - and that's assuming NK is aiming at the US.

Re:Good luck with that

[SuperKendall]

They don't want to be reliant on China for security, they want Mutually Assured Destruction.

Pretty sure they are just going to have to settle for AD.

Re:Good luck with that

[jader3rd]

Pretty sure they are just going to have to settle for AD.

If they want ActiveDirectory that bad, let's give it to them.

Re:Good luck with that

[SuperKendall]

If they want ActiveDirectory that bad, let's give it to them.

Well I rally meant Assured Dest....

Oh wait, I see we're on the same page here.

I agree on single Nuclear Strike- on Jersey Shore

[Anonymous Coward]

Glorious Leader, I agree on a Single Nuclear Strike on US soil and only single strike, if it targets Jersey Shore.
Thank you.

Perfect Analogy

[Nidi62]

North Korea is like the baby chihuahua barking at you from across the street, behind a 6 ft chain link fence, and tied to a tree. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

Re:I know B-2 are cool toys...

[Anonymous Coward]

That will only if everyone omits verbs.

Well that's stupid.

[Culture20]

If they're stealth bombers, how will the North Koreans notice to get scared?

Re:Well that's stupid.

[Anonymous Coward]

Matt Damon

Re:A farce

[Anonymous Coward]

or like what happened last time nk kicks the shit out of sk and us and we lose again.

But on the bright side, we might get a sequel to M.A.S.H.!

North Korea's war preperations...

[SternisheFan]

In recent weeks, North Korea has invalidated its 1953 armistice and threatened a preemptive nuclear strike on the U.S. Here are some other signs that the country is preparing for war:

Creating military formations that put soldiers with boots in front

Shutting off nation’s 14 lights at night so country is much more difficult to see

North Korean malls playing instrumental version of “(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life” overdubbed with anti-U.S. lyrics

Strapping landmines to every North Korean citizen

Propaganda team Photoshopping an image of a muscular, shirtless Kim Jong-un putting the Statue of Liberty in a headlock

Mandating all citizens maintain a “victory dirt patch”

Reprinting every obituary published in American newspapers and adding at the end of each one, “We did this!”

Releasing several reports by the state news agency about how uneventful a day April 8 is going to be

http://www.theonion.com/articles/north-koreas-war-preparations,31794/