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Systemd Ditches GNU C Library for Their Own

Posted by Unknown on from the watch-the-world-fork dept.

In his typical fashion of replacing perfectly working software with useless broken-by-design crap, our dearest Lennart has decided that the time has come for systemd to gain an email program. He determined that the GNU libc was insufficient for the task of a dbus-enabled cpu hogging email client, leading to the new systemd libc: " Technically, this move makes perfectly sense, too. We are sick of supporting unstable glibc APIs and ABIs, and we believe that we greatly benefit from the fact that we now finally have everything the OS userspace consists of in one single repository. Of course, this new libc is not available to Ubuntu and other Linux distributions that have not yet adopted systemd. However, after deliberately choosing a home-grown display server (Wayland) over the generally accepted one (Mir) we decided creating an incompatible libc would be the best approach to create a strong platform following a strict release cadence."

On the bright side "We also renamed the API call creat() to create()..."

13 of 92 comments (clear)

  1. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Deleting Slashdot bookmark in 5, 4, 3...

    1. Re:Sigh by mcmonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Any chance the steep drop in traffic will be noticed and remembered for next April 1st?

      Too much to hope for, I guess.

      There is something to be said for sticking with a joke no mater how unfunny it is.

      And that something is, "The joke is not funny. And becomes more unfunny each time."

    2. Re:Sigh by drfishy · · Score: 2

      I just installed d3coder for Chrome. Not ideal but better than clicking links...

    3. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      What steep drop in traffic? Looks like there's plenty of you morons here whining in the comments section to keep the traffic up.

    4. Re:Sigh by harrkev · · Score: 2

      The thing that I totally hate is trying to figure out what is a joke and what isn't. I am not educated enough on this particular topic to know obviously if it is a joke or not. Should I just automatically assume that there will be NO news on this site today, or is it possible that some real news might actually slip through?

      The whole ROT-15 fiasco certainly does not help.

      Boo on you /., king of putrescence.

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    5. Re:Sigh by unixisc · · Score: 2

      With the proper /etc/hosts file, you could have filtered out all this slashdot mumbojumbo and not had to read it in the first place

  2. Lame by roman_mir · · Score: 2

    I tried posting in binary, /. complains with this:

    Lameness filter encountered.
    Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition.

    BUT BUT BUT, I think the entire /. is lame right now and they have the gall not the remove the 'lameness filter'?

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  3. Re:This isn't funny anymore. by statingfrequency · · Score: 2

    Because taking 10 minutes to learn how to write a quick Greasemonkey script is too much effort.

  4. Re:Stupid idea slashdot by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

    "2", "tmoz"... what kind of encoding are you using?

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  5. Stealing Lennart's joke by steveha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you click on the link, you will find out that this isn't just a made-up Slashdot story; it was Lennart's joke. He said they are doing a replacement libc now, they plan to make systemd into an email client (a clear reference to Zawinski's Law), and they figure they will add an OS kernel someday, a gentle poke at GNU/HURD (it was right there in that post).

    I'm not the biggest fan of April Fools humor, but at least in this case it was someone poking fun partially at himself.

    Does adding a nasty, flamebait summary make the joke better?

    In his typical fashion of replacing perfectly working software with useless broken-by-design crap, our dearest Lennart has decided that the time has come for systemd to gain an email program. He determined that the GNU libc was insufficient for the task of a dbus-enabled cpu hogging email client

    Really? Really, Unknown Lamer? Did you actually think this vitriol is funny?

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  6. Re:Svefg Cbfg! by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Indeed! I would also add, aoaoow elfsdolmrhb aioe ed we bwss!

    Personally, I have enjoyed April 1 on /. for many years. Sometimes the jokes hit the mark, sometimes not so much. The best ones have enough grains of truth to seem plausible and there are always a few posters who take the bait. Lighten up a bit. If you don't appreciate the humor, skip this site on 4/1. Your 'site with credibility' will be restored on 4/2.

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  7. Re:Decryptor now available! by name*censored* · · Score: 2

    tr '[A-Za-z]' '[N-ZA-Mn-za-m]'

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  8. creat by SteveR · · Score: 2

    'On the bright side "We also renamed the API call creat() to create()..."'

    And there was much rejoicing.