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The Underhanded C Contest Is Back
Xcott Craver writes "After several years of inactivity, the Underhanded C contest has returned. The object is to write a short, readable, innocent-looking computer program that nevertheless performs some evil function for reasons that are not obvious under code review. The prize is a $200 gift certificate to ThinkGeek."
The deadline is July 4th, so get to hacking.
Not really. They pretty much pay for the social security of white trash mouth breathers.
Plus, they are the only ones who empty my trash can. When was the last time you actually saw domestic cleaning personnel? And bluntly, I have heaps of respect for the cleaning lady that comes in every day to clean my desk and make sure I don't drown in waste. She works way harder than me and gets paid way less.
I sure as hell wouldn't want to do her job!
And that's exactly what's wrong with this country (don't feel singled out, that's what's wrong with pretty much any country that prides itself with being the "first world"). Ya know, I tend to talk to her. Yeah, think about that. Talking with ... those people. She's working her ass off to get her kids through school, 'cause she wants them to have it better later, with some good education that could provide them with a better job.
And what do we do? I mean, our people who could take that job? Live on food stamps because cleaning up shit is beneath us. Let those foreign niggers do that while I sit on my couch, watch Oprah and grow fat. Why bother, social security will take care of me! I earned that!
I was born here!
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.