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Iain Banks: Extremely Ill With Cancer

The_Other_Kelly writes "News that will shock and sadden the many fans of Iain (M.) Banks. He is suffering from gall bladder cancer, and things do not look good: 'The bottom line, now, I'm afraid, is that as a late stage gall bladder cancer patient, I'm expected to live for "several months" and it's extremely unlikely I'll live beyond a year.' His books, both normal and science fiction, are world view warping Excessions, and my heart goes out to him and his. I am shocked and saddened. Thank you, Iain."

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  1. My favorite quote from Against A Dark Background by cerberusss · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Good afternoon, madam. How may I help you?"

    "Good afternoon. I'd like a FrintArms HandCannon, please."

    "A--? Oh, now, that's an awfully big gun for such a lovely lady. I
    mean, not everybody thinks ladies should carry guns at all, though I
    say they have a right to. But I think... I might... Let's have a look
    down here. I might have just the thing for you. Yes, here we are!
    Look at that, isn't it neat? Now that is a FrintArms product as well,
    but it's what's called a laser -- a light-pistol some people call
    them. Very small, as you see; fits easily into a pocket or bag; won't
    spoil the line of a jacket; and you won't feel you're lugging half a
    tonne of iron around with you. We do a range of matching accessories,
    including -- if I may say so -- a rather saucy garter holster. Wish I
    got to do the fitting for that! Ha -- just my little joke. And
    there's *even*... here we are -- this special presentation pack: gun,
    charged battery, charging unit, beautiful glider-hide shoulder holster
    with adjustable fitting and contrast stitching, and a discount on your
    next battery. Full instructions, of course, and a voucher for free
    lessons at your local gun club or range. Or there's the *special*
    presentation pack; it has all the other one's got but with *two*
    charged batteries and a night-sight, too. Here, feel that -- don't
    worry, it's a dummy battery -- isn't it neat? Feel how light it is?
    Smooth, see? No bits to stick out and catch on your clothes, *and*
    beautifully balanced. And of course the beauty of a laser is, there's
    no recoil. Because it's shooting light, you see? Beautiful gun,
    beautiful gun; my wife has one. Really. That's not a line, she
    really has. Now, I can do you that one -- with a battery and a free
    charge -- for ninety-five; or the presentation pack on a special
    offer for one-nineteen; or this, the special presentation pack, for
    one-forty-nine."

    "I'll take the special."

    "Sound choice, madam, *sound* choice. Now, do--?"

    "And a HandCannon, with the eighty-mill silencer, five GP clips, three
    six-five AP/wire-fl'echettes clips, two bipropellant HE clips, and a
    Special Projectile Pack if you have one -- the one with the embedding
    rounds, not the signalers. I assume the night-sight on this toy is
    compatible?"

    "Aah... yes, And how does madam wish to pay?"

    She slapped her credit card on the counter. "Eventually."

                    -- Iain M. Banks, "Against a Dark Background"

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