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How To Hunt a Cicada Smorgasbord

Posted by Unknown on from the goes-well-with-beer dept.

seagirlreed writes "During this year's cicada swarmageddon, make a cicada smorgasbord by selecting the tastiest bugs from the richest cicada hunting grounds. They taste like asparagus!"

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  1. Re:"They taste like asparagus!" by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll take everyone's word for this.

    I'd rather listen to them sing, than eat them. Something about their song puts me in mind of tall Cottonwood treeds, whiling away summers along the lazy rivers of the midwest, where I spent my youth fishing for carp (didn't eat them, either) with corn for bait and a lugnut for a sinker.

    Now I spend summers dealing with technology issues. Hmm.

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  2. Re:Taste like asparagus? by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You've just eaten a handful of bugs. Seems to me what your pee smells like is the least of your worries.

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