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Steve Forbes: Bitcoin Not Money

MouseTheLuckyDog writes "A brief editorial by Steve Forbes, one of our moneymeisters, on why bitcoins are not money.. Hint: For those who are too lazy to read the opinion,. Bitcoins are too volatile to be money." From the article: "Money is most optimal when it is fixed in value just as commerce is facilitated when we have fixed weights and measures. When you buy a pound of hamburger you expect to get 16 ounces of meat. An hour has 60 minutes. A mile has 5280 feet. These measurements don’t 'float.' So too money best lubricates commerce when it has a fixed value."

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  1. Re:Fiat Currency by KillaGouge · · Score: 5, Funny

    The value of one U.S. dollar is exactaly one U.S. dollar. The value doesn't change, how much you can buy with it however, does change.

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  2. so we are at stage 3 then by fredan · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) First they ignore you

    2) Then the laugh at you

    3) Then they fight you

    4) Profit!

  3. Re:Fiat Currency by Mystakaphoros · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like to visualize value in relation to ground beef. Like, I get paid about 6 1/2 lbs of ground beef an hour (before beef tax). I filled up my car with 14 pounds of ground beef. (One gallon of gas is running around the price of one pound of ground beef-- at least the good stuff.) I currently have about two tons of ground beef in student loans.

  4. Re:Judo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm all for martial arts metaphors when possible, but this is fucking ridiculous.

  5. Re:Fiat Currency by definate · · Score: 1, Funny

    The value of one bitcoin is exactly one bitcoin. The value doesn't change, how much you can buy with it however, does change.

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  6. Re:There is no spoon by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Everything floats... down here." -- Pennywise the Clown

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  7. Re:Floating money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    He said "too volatile." Not that it doesn't change but it doesn't swing in value as much.
     
    Oh, who am I fooling? This is Slashdot. The morons here are either super-literal or undeniably obtuse... to the point that they're a mockery of themselves. And they wonder why people in the real world find them awkward to deal with.

  8. Re:Judo by dotHectate · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait until we get to the mixed martial arts metaphors.

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  9. Must disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Definition is something I look for when thinking about increasing the population.

  10. Re:Fiat Currency by flaming+error · · Score: 4, Funny

    " Steve never made it to president, so that should tell you he's not quite as clever as he thinks"

    Because Republican primary voters nominate only the brightest intellectuals.