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Police Capture Second Marathon Bombing Suspect in Watertown, Mass.

Police have captured believed Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who was "pinned down" in a boat stored behind a house in Watertown, Massachusetts. You can listen to the live police feed here.

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  1. Make him run the Marathon by jfdavis668 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Over and over again.

    1. Re:Make him run the Marathon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Typical slashdotter.. thinks exercise is punishment.

      Lift that cheeto! LIIIFT! Lock it in!

    2. Re:Make him run the Marathon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      woosh

    3. Re:Make him run the Marathon by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ffft. How lo-tec. I built a cheeto lifting machine!

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    4. Re:Make him run the Marathon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No whey!

      Sorry. I couldn't resist.

  2. RedSox by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the Sox can still get the game in, right?

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  3. Not the best escape vehicle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A parked boat is probably not the best way to escape Boston and evade the police

    1. Re:Not the best escape vehicle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Have you seen Boston traffic? It would hardly make a difference.

  4. Re:Bravo to catching him alive by thestudio_bob · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...But, rest assured the LAPD would have burned the boat to the ground.

    After shooting up the neighborhood, killing some random families dog, busting in on the wrong house and bitch slapping a mother while her child watches, accidentally setting fire to the house and reniggin on the reward.

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  5. Re: Oh good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Han Solo of course.

  6. Oh the irony by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Usually rats flee sinking ships. This is the first time a sinking rat fled to a ship.

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  7. Venting by istartedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the one hand, we must maintain the due process of law that makes this country great. On the other hand, threads like this help us vent.

    Therefore, I suggest that we throw him in a food processor, and blow him out a vent.

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    1. Re:Venting by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh effin' great, typical American solution, not caring a bit about pollution!

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    2. Re:Venting by cplusplus · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...but, will he blend?

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    3. Re:Venting by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, would you prefer your change in Dollars, or (non-German) Euros?

      Bitcoin!

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