Disney Announces "One Star Wars Movie Per Year" Plan
Posted by
timothy
on from the management-always-gets-the-uphill-outhouse dept.
mvar writes "Varioussourcesreport that a few days ago at CinemaCon Disney announced their plan to release, following the 2015 JJ Abrams Episode VII, a new Star Wars movie every 1 (one, uno, une) year. Yep, get your stomachs ready, because that's a lot of Jar Jar Binks."
The first scene, in the first movie, is a slo-mo shot of Jar-Jar Binks getting his head sliced off with a lightsaber.
Unfortunately, the second scene has the camera view swooping through the door marked "sekrit cloning lab" into a room filled with tens of thousands of mechanical pods. Lids on the pods slide open in unison, as the camera zooms in to the blank soulless gaze of a Jar-Jar clone. Scrolling title text rolls from the bottom of the screen, receding to a vanishing point:
STAR WARS EPISODE VII Rise of the Jar-Jarmy
Re:Are they Sequels?
by
rmdingler
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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...they'll make it overly kid-friendly...
Oh no! Huey, Dewey, and Louie Binks! Mesa gettin' very very scared!
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
The first scene, in the first movie, is a slo-mo shot of Jar-Jar Binks getting his head sliced off with a lightsaber.
Unfortunately, the second scene has the camera view swooping through the door marked "sekrit cloning lab" into a room filled with tens of thousands of mechanical pods. Lids on the pods slide open in unison, as the camera zooms in to the blank soulless gaze of a Jar-Jar clone. Scrolling title text rolls from the bottom of the screen, receding to a vanishing point:
STAR
WARS
EPISODE VII
Rise of the Jar-Jarmy
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
Ernest Hemingway
You had me at Jar-Jarmy.
Considering that was the last word of his post I'd say that was a close thing.
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