Stolen Laptop Owner Outwits Mugger, Police, and the Media

An anonymous reader writes "What do you get mugged in Central London and the local police are too incompetent to find a mugger even with his address and photograph? You may not be able to get to the laptop, but you still own the photos and data on it, so you set up the NSFW Plumpergeddon blog which gives details of the subsequent 'owner's' 'Brick House Butts' fetishes. Now of course later the IT media might get interested and offer an interview with a promise to let him review the article and keep his name secret. luckily our hero is not so innocent and demonstrates the value of using a false name on the internet as well as planting your own monitoring software on your laptop."

Comments

Huh?

[Anonymous Coward]

What do you post articles that are unintelligible?

Re:Huh?

[pieisgood]

I'd mod this ironic and funny if I could.

Re:Huh?

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

My attention was completely diverted at "Brick House".

LA face and an Oakland booty...

Re:Huh?

[ArsonSmith]

Run it back and forth a couple times in google translate, it improves some:

"What do you want to be incompetent in the center of London and the local police to want to attack an attacker? Find images with name and address of company, you may not be able to get the laptop, but you do not have your own photos and Configure the data on it, if you are using the Plumpergeddon NSFW blog that details the following fetish "owner" Brick House Butts. Well, of course the media later it Join in and have an interview with a promise to investigate them could the item and keep his name secret. Luckily, our hero is not as innocent and shows the advantage of using a false name on the Internet and planting monitoring software on your laptop. "

Re:Huh?

[mspohr]

This is much better than the original summary (or even the original article).
I think /. should as a matter of policy run all submissions through Google translate to get to the core of their meaning.

Re:Huh?

[fibonacci8]

Thank you Miss Swan for your thorough description.

Re:Huh?

[cbiltcliffe]

He was trained by Kdawson, or they're one in the same. In his mind, this makes perfect sense.

There's a ridiculous amount of irony involved here, somehow....

Re:Huh?

[Anonymous Coward]

But it should have been "one and the same". People started typing it wrong. Well, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Re:Huh?

[Endo13]

But it should of been "one and the same". People started typing it wrong. Well, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

FTFY

Re:What do you get mugged?

[Anonymous Coward]

What do you a lost art.

FTFY.

Regards,
timothy

What do you get big butt fetish?

[Anonymous Coward]

Incompetent editing can't write good but maybe give interview in IT media if keep name secret yesno?

Sense making this summary very much doesn't however is okay because Slashdot's really been going downhill these past 15 years.

Re:What do you get mugged?

[Anonymous Coward]

Impersonation on the internet is serious criminal the act. You should ashamed.

Oh dear!

[Anonymous Coward]

What do you a new Slashdot meme has been created.

Re:Oh dear!

[Anonymous Coward]

What do you mod this back up. I for one welcome what do you have a new meme overlords.

He likes big butts

[Anonymous Coward]

and he cannot hide

Question for the Editors

[FuzzNugget]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Because I think you have.

Re:What do you get mugged?

[Anonymous Coward]

No one else left has any sort of standards or pride, this gradual decline into as was said, an inevitable domain recycling.

Hey, come on, look on the bright side. At least it's not reddit.

Re:Speak English, dickless.

[BlackPignouf]

Police wouldn't pull ATM video or follow-up with the 11 other locations his (also stolen) card were used. This pissed off the victim.

So what do you get so many CCTV's everywhere in the UK?