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Stolen Laptop Owner Outwits Mugger, Police, and the Media

Posted by timothy on from the dirty-deeds-dragged-into-view dept.

An anonymous reader writes "What do you get mugged in Central London and the local police are too incompetent to find a mugger even with his address and photograph? You may not be able to get to the laptop, but you still own the photos and data on it, so you set up the NSFW Plumpergeddon blog which gives details of the subsequent 'owner's' 'Brick House Butts' fetishes. Now of course later the IT media might get interested and offer an interview with a promise to let him review the article and keep his name secret. luckily our hero is not so innocent and demonstrates the value of using a false name on the internet as well as planting your own monitoring software on your laptop."

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  1. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you post articles that are unintelligible?

    1. Re:Huh? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Run it back and forth a couple times in google translate, it improves some:

      "What do you want to be incompetent in the center of London and the local police to want to attack an attacker? Find images with name and address of company, you may not be able to get the laptop, but you do not have your own photos and Configure the data on it, if you are using the Plumpergeddon NSFW blog that details the following fetish "owner" Brick House Butts. Well, of course the media later it Join in and have an interview with a promise to investigate them could the item and keep his name secret. Luckily, our hero is not as innocent and shows the advantage of using a false name on the Internet and planting monitoring software on your laptop. "

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
    2. Re:Huh? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Funny

      He was trained by Kdawson, or they're one in the same. In his mind, this makes perfect sense.

      There's a ridiculous amount of irony involved here, somehow....

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      But it should have been "one and the same". People started typing it wrong. Well, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

  2. Re:What do you get mugged? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you a lost art.

    FTFY.

    Regards,
    timothy

  3. What do you get big butt fetish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Incompetent editing can't write good but maybe give interview in IT media if keep name secret yesno?

    Sense making this summary very much doesn't however is okay because Slashdot's really been going downhill these past 15 years.

  4. Oh dear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you a new Slashdot meme has been created.

    1. Re:Oh dear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do you mod this back up. I for one welcome what do you have a new meme overlords.