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Kenya Police: Our Fake Bomb Detectors Are Real

Posted by timothy on from the but-how-are-the-elephant-detectors? dept.

First time accepted submitter NF6X writes "Following the conviction of British conman James McCormick for selling fake bomb detectors which were in fact rebadged novelty golf ball divining rods, Nairobi police chief Benson Githinji stated to reporters that his department's fake bomb detectors are serviceable, and contributed towards a recent elimination of successful grenade attacks."

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  1. Works just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Give intern new shiny bomb detector
    2) Send intern to walk around field for a while
    3) Intern blows up
    4) Success - bomb detected!
    5) Added bonus - bomb removed!

  2. Won't work. by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't you read the summary? It's a fake bomb detector. It won't detect real bombs.

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    1. Re:Won't work. by interval1066 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The shining endorsement is by a people who also believe in sympathetic magic and possession by evil spirits. Of course the bomb detectors work; you just have to activate them by burning insense in a slot on the side of the detector and appealing to "J'mbibwe", god of bombs and bush babies.

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  3. Re:no testing I guess? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Problem is confirmation bais is really easy to sell on people, so they honestly believe they did test it out and it worked.

    You are only saying that because you want people to believe in confirmation bias.

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  4. Re:Slashdot criminal activity... apk by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Funny

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    So true. Mod parent up!