Kenya Police: Our Fake Bomb Detectors Are Real
First time accepted submitter NF6X writes "Following the conviction of British conman James McCormick for selling fake bomb detectors which were in fact rebadged novelty golf ball divining rods, Nairobi police chief Benson Githinji stated to reporters that his department's fake bomb detectors are serviceable, and contributed towards a recent elimination of successful grenade attacks."
I hope I never get as bored as you.
If the only enjoyment I could get out of life were to post long, boring drivil that nobody will take seriously, in a pathetic and ineffective attempt to troll people... I'd rather kill myself.
Seriously. Trolling's about the LULZ not the YAWNZ...
Thats not a fake pussy... it's an asshole!
According to TFS, they use "divining rods". For pussies, I just detect them with my own built-in rod which isn't fake.
Everything I write is lies, read between the lines.
just fuck off
"The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
To regularly spam the people you want to get to donate money to you.
I can eat as many of them as I want.
Wow, even for a brain dead troll like APK thats one large copy pasta. Talk about outright paranoia, put your analyst on danger money baby, your delusions of adequacy are getting out of control.