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Former Microsoft Managers Now In Charge of Washington State's Budget

reifman writes "The Seattle Times reports, 'For the first time in state history, the Washington state budget is being written by Microsofties,' Representative Ross Hunter has 'tamed his Microsoft-style head-butting with a politician's trust-building.' Senator Andy Hill is 'the first Senate budget chair ever to request Excel files instead of paper spreadsheets.' 'The two must find $1 billion in new money for the state's K-12 system.' Unfortunately, The Times neglects to mention that Hunter and Microsoft are among those behind the deficit and cutbacks in the first place. Hunter helped pass the amnesty bill for Microsoft's $1.5 billion Nevada tax dodge ($4.37 billion if you include impacts from its lobbying to reduce tax rates) that contributed to $4 billion in cuts to K-12 and higher education since 2008. The state has resorted to using Yelp to tax dancing to try to make up the shortfall (for real)."

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  1. Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just hope they aren't using excel to do the budget.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn23448-how-to-stop-excel-errors-driving-austerity-economics.html

    Also, frist poot.

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    1. Re:Ob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, frist poot.

      (Score:-1, failed it)

    2. Re:Ob by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem was somebody made some serious mistakes when they were inputting the data.

      That wasn't an excel error. Excel did it's job exactly as it was supposed to (not joking, it really did.) Excel can't tell you when your data is wrong, rather only what your data amounts to as per your parameters. Garbage in, garbage out.

      Both TFA and TFS in that case made mistakes of their own when they blamed Excel, and TFE (The Fucking Editor) didn't catch it.

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    3. Re:Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I calculated the position in excel and it said 1!

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    4. Re:Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      One of the most common mistakes is entering something that looks like a number, but isn't. Say there's a space between the digits, or before them.

      While that's the user's fault, when you do a calculation with it excel could at least say something, rather than just fucking pretending there's zero in the cell.

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    5. Re:Ob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No that is not the user's fault. When there is an error state and the program doesn't indicate that there is an error state, that is bad design.

    6. Re:Ob by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Excel will pop an error if you throw that into a mathematical formula. The dependent cell will show #NUM, which indicates a problem exactly like the one you describe, and it's plainly obvious too because that message cascades.

      If nothing was dependent upon the cell that you made the error in, then the reader will simply see whatever the person typed, and it isn't excel's job to second guess that unless you tell it otherwise (namely by using the data validation options) otherwise you'd have to deal with a major annoyance every time you need to input data that is mixed with numbers and text.

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    7. Re:Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's version dependent, but I've had that kind of error with data that's been copy-pasted or exported from other systems, and even using the functions to clean it ( trim()? ... it was a while ago) didn't work.

      Or take a look at item 67 here. http://www.eusprig.org/stories.htm

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  2. Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I fully expect the budget of Washington State to BSOD.

  3. Goldman Sacks by mitcheli · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they do better with their Mortgage-backed Securities....

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  4. First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When the M$ mole infested Nokia, Nokia tanked

    Sales tanked, share price tanked, everything tanked

    Will Washington state be next ?

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    1. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's not MS that caused Nokia to tank and it's not MS that is causing USA to tank either. Pretty bad timing though, I would not have taken that job unless I was given a green light to cut all government spending close to 0.

    2. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft killed Nokia because it wanted to kill Nokia. That was obvious as it was happening.

      I'm not a fan of their technology at all, but they do know how to make money quite well and there's no reason to believe that their financial managers are incompetent or irresponsible with their own interests.

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    3. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the M$ mole infested Nokia, Nokia tanked

      Sales tanked, share price tanked, everything tanked

      Will Washington state be next ?

      Maybe, but they'll buy Oregon co-opt their government into Washington's.

      Then they'll sue California for patent infringement because in the meantime, the Microsoftie would have patented fucking up a state government and then California will be ordered to pay royalties.

      We're in a new area of Corporate Governments - a la "Friday" by Heinlein.

    4. Re: First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things are already pretty close to zero. Pray tell then, who's going to cover the cost of all the infrastructure that's required for modern life?

    5. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      When the M$ mole infested Nokia, Nokia tanked

      Sales tanked, share price tanked, everything tanked

      Will Washington state be next ?

      This is Nokia's 5-year share price trend. Can you spot any change where Elop joined?

    6. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 2

      This article is making a serious mistake though. I guarantee you that the $1 billion they claim was lost due to lost tax revenue wouldn't have been dumped into the education system. Maybe some of it would have, but for the most part the other government agencies would be sticking their hands out, and many of them would probably have first dibs (namely stupid-yet-loved items like paying sports franchises to keep teams there - not that this is what is happening in Washington, but these kinds of things tend to take priority over education, I shit you not.)

      Blaming that billion dollar education deficit on microsoft is just plain stupid. The politicians would love you to believe that though, because then if you blame microsoft, they'll still get your vote even if it was their fuckup. I can almost promise you that it is more of a result of pork than anything else.

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    7. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      it's not MS that caused Nokia to tank

      They didn't exactly help, though.

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    8. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by fascismforthepeople · · Score: 2

      I would not have taken that job unless I was given a green light to cut all government spending close to 0.

      By which, of course, you mean the salaries of all the employees other than yourself. You would cut (most || all) of the government employees, and in the process your salary would (grow a lot || grow ridiculously) while you would force people to do (all || more than all) of the work that the fired people were doing for free. Meanwhile you would be doing (less work than before || no work at all) while celebrating your achievements.

      And of course, in the process your power would have increased (incalculably || beyond your wildest dreams || beyond everyone else's nightmares) while you strip away all the rights of everyone else that allows society to exist and people to live. But this is just how your strategy works, you bring power for the wealthy and fascism for the people.

    9. Re: First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And California would claim prior art and win spectacularly

    10. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... you can corrupt a government office in the US it more than it already is?

    11. Re: First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Obama's America 4,000,000,000,000 = 0.

    12. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Tough+Love · · Score: 5, Informative

      it's not MS that caused Nokia to tank

      That is self serving Microsoft bullshit. On the day Elop released his stupid memo Nokia lost 20% and it was all downhill from there. Fact.

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    13. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by davester666 · · Score: 1

      So you are one of those tools that think the only purpose of gov't is to make sure people don't interfere with corporations...

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    14. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nokia was already downhill. They temporarily stopped going downhill because they thought Microsoft might actually outright buy Nokia. Then clearly that didn't happen.

      Note their stock trajectory pretty closely matches other failed phone businesses with no Microsoft conspiracy:

      http://img.yle.fi/uutiset/news/article6586005.ece/ALTERNATES/w960/1804_Nokia_NEWS-01.png

    15. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by jamstar7 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, but it's not MS that caused Nokia to tank and it's not MS that is causing USA to tank either. Pretty bad timing though, I would not have taken that job unless I was given a green light to cut all government spending close to 0.

      If Microsoft isn't paying its fair share of taxes, how is this not causing Washington state and the US as a whole not to tank? If they're playing the money shuffle game to keep from paying billions, and lawyering the government to death to keep from paying fines, how is this not affecting everyone through loss of revenue and wasted government spending in failed attempts to collect fines levied against them by the courts?

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    16. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Actually a WA judge is ordering the state legislature to come up with the money for schools because, per the state constitution:

      SECTION 1 PREAMBLE. It is the paramount duty of the state to make ample provision for the education of all children residing within its borders, without distinction or preference on account of race, color, caste, or sex.

      SECTION 2 PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM. The legislature shall provide for a general and uniform system of public schools. The public school system shall include common schools, and such high schools, normal schools, and technical schools as may hereafter be established. But the entire revenue derived from the common school fund and the state tax for common schools shall be exclusively applied to the support of the common schools.

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    17. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      The problem, of course, is that people confuse "ample provision" with "everything the school system asks". What is ample provision? Is $10,000 per student ample provision? Many private schools - who do not get all the benefits of State-ownership - educate students with costs below that level...

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    18. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Total fantasy. Allowing capital to pool, simply allows that capital to buy up all the means of production, driving others out of business and further concentrating profits. The deluded thinking that you invest in 'new' means of profit generation belongs alongside money trees, you alter existing, shutting down current business, buy out all access to resource forcing out small business and of course use size to brutalise the labour market and corrupt government.

      You might as well be singing "tip to through the tulips" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_PLWqnfFgU your capitalist nonsense is of about the same quality. You should come up with your own teenage selfishness and greed anthem.

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    19. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      Total fantasy.

      - total reality. That's how all wealth is created in the first place, it's not created by consumption and it's not created by any type of government spending. All wealth is created privately.

      Allowing capital

      - there is your problem, you think that you have the authority to take fruits of people's labour away from them.

      to pool

      - it's called capitalism. Private ownership and operation of property. That's what created all the wealth that never existed before, that's what made the society as wealthy as it is today.

      allows that capital to buy up all the means of production

      - again, means of production are created by capitalists. Some capitalist has to create means of production even if somebody else buys some of them.

      driving others out of business

      - nonsense, nobody is preventing you from building your own private capital regardless of what others do. In fact you first statement here is what would prevent people from building their businesses, by stealing their own productive output you would drive them out of business.

      and further concentrating profits

      - in a free market (equal treatment of people by law regardless of their personal circumstances) the profits are only concentrated by businesses that provide the most productive output, give the most bang for the buck. Nobody forces you to buy from one company and avoid buying from another, you are making that choice by comparing their products and the more one company gives you compared to another, the more likely you are to take that deal.

      The deluded thinking that you invest in 'new' means of profit generation belongs alongside money trees

      - people build new products all the time, they have to build new tools and apply resources efficiently to give you the product and service you want. Apple's iPad didn't exist in nature before the company built it, they didn't remove it from one place and put it into another, they created it. Same with all products and services.

      you alter existing, shutting down current business

      - we should be so lucky. It is crucial to a healthy market to get rid of inefficient allocations of resources, unfortunately that's exactly what governments prevent from happening, which is why the resources and credit are misallocated, destroying the economy in process.

      buy out all access to resource

      - the more efficient a company is, the more it can bid to get access to some resources, in a competitive market that's exactly the best thing that can happen.

      What's a better use of oil mines, for Greenpeace to have them to their exclusive use or for Standard Oil to buy access to them?

      The market says: Standard Oil.

      In any case, the market allocates resources in the most efficient manner. I don't need to think about every detail of every transaction, it's impossible and counter-productive. All I need to know is what I pay for the end product.

      If one company provides a better price and higher quality, I will buy from them, thus providing them with more profit and encouraging the market to allocate resources to them, thus allowing them to buy more of the resource and give me more of the product I want in return.

      forcing out small business

      - size of business is irrelevant, only the end price and quality and distribution is relevant.

      course use size to brutalise the labour market and corrupt government

      - in a free market (market free of government intrusion and preference setting) nobody is different in terms of law. That entire sentence is propaganda, not economics or logic. Nobody is 'brutalising labour market', the companies give you the best opportunity that you can get, otherwi

    20. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by jamstar7 · · Score: 2

      I'm saying by evading their fair share of taxes, they deprive Washington State of revenue for services such as police, education, roads, and so forth. This is not trivial shit. By evading taxes on the federal level, they deprive the federal government of revenue for services such as defense, infrastructure rebuilding/repair, and so forth.

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    21. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an idiot. All one has to do is point at an interstate highway and say "explain this." With the horrid state of our schools you may have passed some class involving economics but your statements are all easily shown to be wrong in an introductory economics class. Your perpetual adolescence is difficult for everyone.

    22. Re:First it was Nokia, now Washington state by mordenkhai · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the post, I stayed up too late watching it, it was very interesting.

  5. Re:What is worse, MS or Islam? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    Well, that's a false dichotomy. You assume the two are mutually exclusive.

  6. Proprietary by puddingebola · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The budget will be proprietary, only render correctly in Internet Explorer, and include Microsft Bob to help explain the loss of state revenue.

    1. Re:Proprietary by jamstar7 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Cue Clippy saying 'I see you are trying to balance the state budget. Would you like some help stealing those billions for yourself?'

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  7. I understand I'm never going to win this argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But isn't there something just a little wrong with the idea that there are morally no limits to what the State can extract from a for-profit corporation?

    I realize Microsoft is a powerful corp, etc, etc, and that they can handle losing more more money to the State. That's not the point. I'm concerned about the relationship between the shareholders of Microsoft and the State. Who serves whom?

  8. First ever to request files instead of paper? by Tomji · · Score: 1

    And you guys are somehow making this into a bad thing. It's laughable that apparently they've been using paper before.

    1. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      as long as they still keep a paper trail ... since we all know that state electronic communications are always properly backed up and will remain accessible for hundreds of years (well, that and excel really shines at history tracking and debugging someone else's spreadsheet errors) /s

    2. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3

      The bad thing isn't that they demand files. The bad thing is that they demand Excel files.

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    3. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly. All government finances should be required to be run through Google Docs!

    4. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like it or not Excel runs most businesses. Other spreadsheets are looked on as toys and most business folks can't understand why some people insist on using other spreadsheets that have single digit market share. What files should they ask for? LibreOffice? Please. KSpread? Joke. Google Docs? Haha. Gnumeric? Yeah, right. Asking for an Excel file for a spreadsheet is akin to asking for a band aid instead of a sterile adhesive bandage. Or asking for a Kleenex instead of a soft facial tissue.

    5. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, they should. And they should be publicly viewable with no option to restrict sharing.

    6. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by fritsd · · Score: 2
      Businesses need documents. They then need to communicate with those document files to all and sundry other businesses, government institutions, consumers etc.

      So they need an open document format. Luckily, one exists: ODF.

      In the EU, the right-wing ex-commissioner for Competition, now commissioner for Digital Agenda,Neelie Kroes, understands this, as she said:

      "In other words, as I said on that occasion: choosing open standards is a very smart business decision."

      (http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_SPEECH-10-300_en.htm) in 2010.

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    7. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Other spreadsheets are looked on as toys

      ...which is quite funny in the light of the fact that it is in fact Excel that is the toy.

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    8. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      CSV

    9. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Businesses need documents. They then need to communicate with those document files to all and sundry other businesses, government institutions, consumers etc.

      So they need an open document format. Luckily, one exists: csv .

      FTFY.

      Anything more complex than that, and someone is doing something wrong.

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    10. Re:First ever to request files instead of paper? by cheesybagel · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with PDF? Oh yeah he's an ex-Microsoft employee.

  9. Re:public schools are theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad thing is that this troll isn't really any different than the other idiots that support Ron Paul.

  10. Charity begins at home by seven+of+five · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Open up that checkbook, Bill.

    1. Re:Charity begins at home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Charity begins at home"

      One of the most misused proverb.

      http://www.cracked.com/article_20251_the-5-most-frequently-misused-proverbs_p2.html

  11. first lobbying, then direct corruption. by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 3
    First, they learn about lobbying. Then, what they learn in lobbying is that greasing the wheel requires either a - hiring some politico's kid, niece, girlfriend, cousin, dad, mistress (what's the male version of mistress?), or such
    b - hiring some politico's flunky as soon as they leave office to teach you how to reach the politico or to give you special access to former coworkers
    c - hiring some politico when they leave office

    Then, they figure out that instead of hiring at the end of the cycle, why not embed somebody in directly at the beginning of the cycle? Have current or recently current employees run for office, and also looking out for the best interests of their employer / former employer.
    .
    Next, they figure out how to do all of this at a lower cost. Easy ways to lower cost:

    - decrease tax liability
    - - decrease taxes
    - - increase credits for employment, etc
    - increase profits
    - - require your software to be purchased
    - - make your software a de facto requirement for even transacting business with the government
    - - make tax rules in your favor

    Why pay for the hamsters to run on the wheel when you can own the hamsters yourself? [can you tell that ihashhasst? : i have a seventies hippy history and social-sciences teacher]

    1. Re:first lobbying, then direct corruption. by tqk · · Score: 2

      what's the male version of mistress?

      "Giggolo" or "Cabana Boy." Of course, "Employee" and "Taxpayer" work if you need gender neutral.

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  12. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But isn't there something just a little wrong with the idea that there are morally no limits to what the State can extract from a for-profit corporation?

    You have that exactly backwards.

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  13. Here's a real link to the "dance tax" article by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 5, Informative
    The real article about the "dance tax" in Washington is at http://jeffreifman.com/2013/04/12/seattle-dance-clubs-fundraise-to-pay-microsofts-tax-bill/ , whereas this /. article only links to the boingboing article which then links to the dance tax article. The short version: washington caves to ms and allows them to bail on 1.5 billion (BILLION!!!!) dollars in tax liability, then it goes on a crusade to nickel-and-dime other businesses for obscure tiny laws like providing the "opportunity to dance", proven by yelp postings that "people like to dance here" or by obituaries that mention that XYZ "liked to dance at $geoloc".

    In other words, the rich get to write the laws (or fund the writing of laws, wink, wink) that allow them to avoid taxes whilst the poor (or relatively poor-er) get told to pay higher taxes. Sounds like the republican platform has taken over all of washington state to me.

    1. Re:Here's a real link to the "dance tax" article by ISoldat53 · · Score: 2

      So nothing has changed. Before MS it was Boeing. Before them it was Weyerhaeuser. Before them it was the railroads. No different than any other state.

  14. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    But isn't there something just a little wrong with the idea that there are morally no limits to what the State can extract from a for-profit corporation?

    Well, if Microsoft doesn't like the taxes it has to pay there, it can easily go elsewhere. I don't see the big difference to a land owner demanding rent from anyone using the land.

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  15. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if Microsoft doesn't like the taxes it has to pay there, it can easily go elsewhere. I don't see the big difference to a land owner demanding rent from anyone using the land.

    I think you've properly characterized the present relationship between those in control of the State and everyone else.

    Those that receive tax dollars are land owners while everyone else is a share-cropper.

  16. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Limited liability corporations are an artificial creation of the state. The shareholders have been granted a massive privilege: the opportunity to make money with no liability for wrongdoing, however egregious. There is absolutely no problem with the state taxing the recipients of that massive privilege. If they don't like it, they can put aside the liability protections and work as, for example, a partnership.

  17. Re:What is worse, MS or Islam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well Microsoft provides a product and employs many people and can be used by the State as a source of free money so I guess they're worse.

  18. Obligatory.. by ImperialSardaukar · · Score: 2

    So it looks like you're trying to do a budget....

    1. Re:Obligatory.. by tqk · · Score: 1

      So it looks like you're trying to do a budget....

      Well, that's a bit ambiguous. Which did you mean:

      i) "... and it'd be a shame if anything happened to it."

      ii) Clippy.

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    2. Re:Obligatory.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either end up wrecking the document.

  19. So, does this mean ... by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    ... that when funding runs out in April, because of an Excel error, the kindergartener's whiteboards will all go BSOD?

  20. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you've properly characterized the present relationship between those in control of the State and everyone else.

    Those that receive tax dollars are land owners while everyone else is a share-cropper.

    If that's the case, then the Democratic Party Incorporated is a national mega-corp that rents most of the country out to workers that pay taxes to support those their shareholders (registered Democrats) that don't work.

    And soon they'll have uncontested control in perpetuity once illegal immigrants (foreign mercenaries) are given amnesty and allowed to vote (fight).

  21. Re:public schools are theft by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    I would suggest it's roman_mir, but it's too well written and coherent.

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  22. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Limited liability corporations are an artificial creation of the state. The shareholders have been granted a massive privilege: the opportunity to make money with no liability for wrongdoing, however egregious. There is absolutely no problem with the state taxing the recipients of that massive privilege. If they don't like it, they can put aside the liability protections and work as, for example, a partnership.

    But people aren't taxed based on that privilege. They're taxed simply for wanting to work. The LLC privilege is extended by the state in the hopes that some people will be more willing to contribute to enterprises that will later be taxed instead of being too fearful of being personally the object of a lawsuit. Two different issues.

  23. "Nevada tax dodge"? by stenvar · · Score: 2

    Why should Washington State get 1.5% of royalties from Microsoft? What costs do royalties impose on the state? What is the state providing in return that contributes to those royalties?

    Why not some other state? Tons of people around the world have contributed to Microsoft's products and royalties; why shouldn't the places they live get a cut? And if it's as arbitrary as it is, what's wrong if Microsoft arbitrarily moves its location to Nevada or anywhere else?

    Remember that that money is going to be used either as a business expense, or it is going to be taxed as capital gains or salaries anyway.

  24. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    The shareholders have been granted a massive privilege: the opportunity to make money with no liability for wrongdoing

    I don't think you understand what limited liability means.

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  25. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by stenvar · · Score: 1

    Well, if Microsoft doesn't like the taxes it has to pay there, it can easily go elsewhere.

    They did: they opened an office in Nevada and are selling the software from there. How is (not) paying taxes in Nevada any more arbitrary than paying taxes in Washington? The majority of Microsoft's employees aren't located in Washington State.

  26. I like pork and beans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the people slamming MS have obviously never run a business. Not once in that article do they mention anything to do with payroll taxes which aren't cheap.
    And everything seems to be implying they don't pay property tax, taxes on office supplies, fleet vehicles, utilities, etc. all.

    Most people either choose to ignore all these taxes in their day to day life or bury their heads in the sand, but when you run a business you see ALL of these and it's not very pretty and you WILL look for any way to cut those expenses.

    If I were Microsoft I'd just head to Texas where the majority; so far; don't seem to feel so entitled to everyone eless money. And they do just fine with no income tax on top of that.

    When you morons are done giving all the money power to the government and they turn on you, I'll be in my bunker laughing my ass off eating canned pork and beans. Should be entertaining.

    PS. You are not entitled to any of my pork and beans.

    1. Re:I like pork and beans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Microsoft wont move to California or Texas or New York because those starts are big enough that even Microsoft cannot push them around.

      Also, you are an idiot. The issue here is that the government taxes the shit out of individuals and gives the money to giant companies like Microsoft. (you can bet your ass the mom and pop shops get no breaks at all)

      But go ahead and keep believing that the big bad government is stealing all of Microsoft's hard earned money. As long as you have your guns and your religion, right?

    2. Re:I like pork and beans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical. "you are an idiot" most surely indicates the person saying it has no argument and is in fact the idiot.

      "The Government taxes the shit out of individuals and gives the money to giant companies like Microsoft" Hahahah, dude that is hilarious. They are just giving Microsoft money. Really? You believe that? Seriously? Next you're going to tell me trickel down economics is a myth. LOL

      "Guns and Religion." Haven't gone to church since I was a kid and don't own any guns, but thanks for the religious persecution line there. That's about as classy as racism.

      I truly hope your blood is boiling and your body is tense. It means I'm winning because at this very moment while you read this your stress level is taking seconds maybe minutes off of your life; not that I want to see you die any sooner; oh no. Cool aid drinkers make me smile and laugh, and if laughter is the best medicine you sir will surely ensure that I live a long and healthy life.

      Thanks again. And please keep on hating. It gives me a healthy glow. :)

  27. Is this a joke? by hammeraxe · · Score: 1

    "Senator Andy Hill is 'the first Senate budget chair ever to request Excel files instead of paper spreadsheets.'"

    Please tell me this is a joke. Sure, bash Microsoft and Excel all you want.... But how the hell did they plan the budget before this?

    1. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how the hell did they plan the budget before this?

      Using the time honoured tradition of passing notes in coconuts carried by swallows.

      (that's a joke)

  28. Re:Google execs too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right.. because Microsoft is never dragged in when there is a negative story about Apple or Google. I'm sure that whenever that happens, its "interesting" and "insightful' or "informative" to do so. An advertising company would never hire shills. Nope. All those lovely advertising execs... hearts of gold ya know ! all pure gold !

  29. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You have that exactly backwards.

    And what do these corporations extract from the state? I'm sure they benefit from some services, but an examination of government budgets shows that the bulk of money now spent by governments amounts to forced charity or transfers of money.

    The typical things we think of like police, courts, etc, make up a very small portion of money spent by the State.

  30. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The two must find $1 billion in new money for the state's K-12 system.' Unfortunately [for them, they] ... are among those behind the deficit and cutbacks in the first place.

    I think the technical term for that is "Hoist with one's own petard."

    Schadenfreude. When will they ever learn.

  31. Re:public schools are theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad thing is that this troll isn't really any different than the other idiots that support Ron Paul.

    You have it backwards: the state makes sure that the Ron Pauls of the world are made to support idiots.

  32. It is official. by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    We are now letting companies directly write laws instead of simply bribing elected officials.

    Of course the Washington state senators know that the Microsoft guys will only be looking to protect their own interests. But Microsoft officially owns Washington state, they can simply threaten to move billions of dollars of taxpayers out of state if they do not bend over and do whatever Microsoft says.

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  33. Now they can offshore government employees too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now they will offshore all government jobs and infrastructure to India. Pay twice as much and get half the productivity. How is that any different than the status quo?

  34. Re:Jeremiah Cornelius: Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up, Paul.

  35. One word for Washingtonians..... by kawabago · · Score: 1

    Nokia!

  36. WA r.i.p Welcome to the State of MS (or worse?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fully expect that the State Legslitature will soon be packed with ex MS staffers. Then they will bring in a bill to officially change the name from Washington (the only state named after a president) to MicrosoftLand and replacing WA with MS

    Think of all that lovely free advertising on all vehicles. Fantastic

    (tongue in cheek here)
    Surely they wouldn't, would they?

    1. Re:WA r.i.p Welcome to the State of MS (or worse?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mississippi called. They'd like a word with you.

  37. M$ caused Nokia to tank by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 4, Informative

    M$ did cause Nokia to tank. That was done via Elop. The topic of Elop comes up often at Tomi Ahonen's blog. He is the most accurate mobile forcaster around and has on multiple occasions enumerated the damage being caused by Microsoft's Elop at Nokia. Nokia was at the top of it's game when Elop killed it. The Linux phone that he stopped was getting better reviews than the iPhone. But at this point there's nothing viable left and he's even brought in more people from M$ than just himself to ensure that the damage is permanent. Most of the talent has been fired or left on their own. If you want to look for progress, you'll have to turn away from Nokia and towards Jolla. That's just a sample of what the state of Washington can expect with microsofter in charge.

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    1. Re:M$ caused Nokia to tank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Windows phone he picked up was also getting better reviews than the iPhone.

      It's actually not hard to get a better review than an iPhone, since the iPhone is the standard to which phones are compared so just one stand-out feature and you're "better".

      Also, Microsoft is mostly in Washington state. Why would they have a master plan to tank Washington state?

  38. vaccination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is just ordinary corporate compromising of the state. No comparison to the cynical world health camapigns for state money by a certain foundation.

  39. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, spoken like a wage slave who is angry with himself that he isn't opening his own business and wants to drag down everybody to his level. If you actually ran your own business, you'd think differently.

  40. Dirty grubby politician by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since his former employer was massively corrupt, you can bank cash that he is still being paid by mickeysoft, and Washington State will continue to suffer as he gets 100,000 mickeysoft shares per year, every year that he 'helps' them not pay their fair share of taxes. A $4.37 Billion tax dodge should be worth at least 43.7 million in 'retirement fund for former employee turned politician fund'. Is it underhanded, immoral, unethical and illegal? You betcha! Fucking xl files? You bet he is still working for them. I wouldn't even be surprised if they gave the politician a special version of xl so that when it reads 'mickeysoft' and 'tax' it always puts "$4.37 billion" beside the box that says 'refund'. Fuck the kindergardeners. Fuck the school kids. Fuck the old people. Fuck the roads, and fuck everyone else! There are multi-billionaires who are desperate to not pay a penny in tax. Think of them! We must dismantle the infrastructure that led to the creation of the billionaires in the first place (competition is always a bad thing), and then squeeze the little people. Its the American way!

  41. FSM help you all by bytesex · · Score: 2

    I had the pleasure of working with Windows 7 a week ago, on the rare occasion I had to set up a demonstration on a netbook. Hadn't seriously touched windows since.. I don't know. Probably NT. And it *still* is a toy-OS.

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  42. Microsoft is nt responsible for the state deficit by mschuyler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's ludicrous to claim that because of Microsoft "tax breaks" the state of Washington faces cuts. Washington does not have a revenue problem; it has a spending problem. From 1999 to 2009 the state budget increased 80%. Inflation and population growth combined was 39%. I don't know anyone who can even point to an increase in services provided by the state today compared to 1999. If they had been prudent in their spending they could have accounted for inflation and population growth with half the increase they did.

    How did this happen? Lots of special interests, of course, but the basic fuel was sales taxes, which people don't really notice. When people were buying new cars the money rolled in and the state spent it. When the recession hit people cut back spending and suddenly the gravy train of sales taxes slowed to a trickle.

    Now the state wants to tax everything because it's "for the children." They're looking for scapegoats and Microsoft is a nice big one to blame. It already has one of the highest sales taxes and gas taxes in the nation. It's a liberal tax and spend state.

    But hey. If you want to move where the welfare payments are pretty good, move to Washington, a place where "undocumented aliens" get in-state tuition and help. With policies like Washington it won't be long before this place looks like Detroit.

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  43. They should come to Illinois then by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    Big tech companies are almost unheard of in the Midwest. Boeing already made the move, MS should be follow their footsteps.

  44. don't look now but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America seems to be blue screening !

  45. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And what do these corporations extract from the state?

    Their existence is entirely state derived. If limited liability isn't worth paying whatever price the state demands for it then the owners can always do without it.

  46. Re:public schools are theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's a "Galt?"

  47. Re:Microsoft is nt responsible for the state defic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Typical right wing response. Every time the rich evade lots of taxes everybody else has a "spending problem", as if that excuses the behavior.

    Issues of spending may be legitimate, but are separate from the subject of tax cheats.

  48. Re: Microsoft is nt responsible for the state defi by murphtall · · Score: 1

    +1 informative. This state is suffering from out of control spending fueled by special interest projects. Grrr

  49. thats good ol' american fascism by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    just like the guy from Monsanto working for the FDA, and the guy from General Electric working as Obama's Job Tzar, it isnt anything new, the revolving door of crony/fascism has been going on between the private sector and govt for a long long time

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  50. Re:Microsoft is nt responsible for the state defic by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    are you denying the tax breaks happened or not? I'm confused. giving tax breaks is as good as spending in the situation too though, so the special interest group of MS would count.

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  51. Re:Microsoft is nt responsible for the state defic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tax evasion is illegal.
    Tax avoidance is legal.

    This article isn't about evading taxes, it's about avoiding taxes.

    For tax evasion, the company or individual is responsible for not doing it. For tax avoidance, the legislature is responsible for having a reasonable tax code, but a company who doesn't take any available tax avoidance measures (so long as the cost of avoiding taxes is below the taxes avoided themselves) is irrational or ignorant.

  52. Microsoft.gov? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

    1. Re:Microsoft.gov? by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Well, government has a monopoly.

  53. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    But isn't there something just a little wrong with the idea that there are morally no limits to what the State can extract from a for-profit corporation?

    I'm thinking it's the other way around. Microsoft and most if not all corporations try to hide as much taxable income as they can. Microsoft is famous for this. So where does this 'extraction' by the State happen?

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  54. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by jamstar7 · · Score: 2

    The shareholders have been granted a massive privilege: the opportunity to make money with no liability for wrongdoing

    I don't think you understand what limited liability means.

    Actually, I think he does. When you incorporate as an LLC and something catastrophic happens, the LLC is nailed and likely killed while the owners remain relatively untouched.

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  55. You legalized weed, now start selling it. by Nyder · · Score: 1

    We legalized weed in Washington State. Now we need more money? Start selling it.

    Granted I have a great dealer and I'd probably never buy any weed from you, but I'm pretty sure there is a ton of people who would. Get selling bitches!

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  56. Re:public schools are theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Übermensch like me and Bill Gates. The people who are smart enough and work hard so that liberals and leftists can smoke marijuana and fuck like rabbits all day stopping only long enough to cash their welfare checks.

  57. Re:I understand I'm never going to win this argume by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    Yes, only the assets and time they've invested in the LLC are subject to loss. That's why it's limited - you risk what you're putting into it, and everything it's made as well. Your other personal assets are not subject to loss... But there's still a lot on the line.

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  58. Re:Microsoft is nt responsible for the state defic by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    Tax breaks are legal, are they not? Revenues to the State are up over 60% since 1999, quite a bit more than inflation plus population growth. Spending is way out of line. That's the problem. It's not a revenue problem, and it's not a number-of-consumers problem (demand - inflation plus population growth). It's a spending/Government pork ladle problem.

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  59. Buggs??? by FragHARD · · Score: 0

    Oh great!!! I just wonder how many M$ features will be included with Budget V 1.0... some features to include are buffer overflow, missing library, wrong type declaration and easter egg communicators!!!

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  60. Re:Microsoft is nt responsible for the state defic by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    Typical left wing response. It is a FACT that spending increased twice as fast as inflation and population growth. You cannot explain that away.

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