BMC Going Private In $6.9 Billion Deal
itwbennett writes "In a much-anticipated move, IT infrastructure management software vendor BMC has agreed to be acquired for $6.9 billion by a private investment consortium headed up by Bain Capital and Golden Gate Capital. The deal is expected to close this year."
You will be leveraged buyout to death.
I thought Leyland had already bought BMC.
"From one john's bed to the next!"
Who did what now?
Soooo Mitt Romney is at it again!
Its funny. Romney and the neo-cons ran around screaming against China, but they are the fastest to send companies and technology to them.
Every Time Footprints Up's a version, The Company gets bought out.
So far...
BMC
Numara
Unipress
Footprints Software
And I'm probably missing a company or two in there.
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I was on the receiving end of a Golden Gate Capital acquisition, management was gutted and everything that made our company a success for over 40 years was thrown to the wind.
Those of us that were left had to pick up the slack with inexperienced management and shaky client relationships. It wasn't long before most of the senior developers in our branch hit the eject button making things worse.
Then they took away benefits and put on a wage freeze, it became apparent by the end that really they just wanted the clients we had but not our business.
Which was sad, for a time we had something great.
Patrol -> Nagios
Control-M -> ????
before the licensing costs go through the roof.
(I predict that they'll be laying off software developers once Bain starts "improving" the business.)
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The buyers will pay themselves huge "consulting" fees and borrow at least three times the company's value/worth, spending none of it on growth and everything on themselves and their premier shareholders. The hollowed out shell will be saddled with impossible debt as jobs are wiped out, shipped away, and a fragile shell of a company will pretend as long as it can that it's still viable, scrrewing everyone and everything in its past.
You can watch their m.o. in the histories of Kay-Bee Toys, Dunkin Donuts, and Continental Bakeries just to name a few off the top of my head.
This is the sad fate in store for companies that are relatively cheap to buy compared to how much debt they can still take on.
Some vulture capital firm will swoop in, borrow a bunch of money to take them over, then force the poor company to pay them back for the takeover costs, plus every other last cent the victim is now capable of borrowing. They make millions (sometimes) billions without risking a cent once the takeover is complete.
Everybody wins. Well, except perhaps for the banks and their investors when the companies go backrupt. And the workers who thought they were dedicating their toil to making products people wanted, not creating temporary paper value for rich folks to come in and loot.
This is why they call themselves "job craters". They don't spell it that way in print of course, but we all know what they mean when they say it.
BMC products were the bane of my existence at a previous job. Typical "Enterprise" crap. Costs a fortune, theoretically can do almost anything you want it to if you throw enough consultants and programmers at it. Out of the box it does very little.
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when they say 'Vulture Capitalist'. Despite the etymology when people use the phrase 'Vulture Capitalist' they mean buying a company with the specific intention of stealing everything of value in a legal manner. See numerous examples elsewhere in this thread.
Moreover, the narrative we're being sold is that you buy a company because you want it to succeed. This is why we allow "job creators" to have so much wealth. It's the justification we're given for wealth inequity that investors will risk their capital to grow a business. Terminology aside the fact is buying companies to gut them is a common business practice today. Hell, it's why you don't have pulp Sci-Fi. The books had one distributor and it got Bained.
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three cheers for asset-stripping vulture capitalist scumbags.
they'll get richer gutting and eventually killing off BMC, but that's a small price to pay for the death of BMC Remedy.
Sounds like Decima to me.