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Richard III Suffered an Ignominious Burial, Researchers Find

An anonymous reader writes "Richard III may have been the King of England and the subject of a Shakespearean play, but even that couldn't keep him safe from ending up in a hastily-dug grave that ultimately became part of a parking lot, according to a new study published in the journal Antiquity."

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  1. I guess he started to stink . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA:

    the late king’s body was reportedly stripped naked, despoiled and publicly displayed for three days before it was buried

    . . . and someone was in a rush to get what was left of him underground . . . lest his remains doth starteth to again walk . . .

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    Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    1. Re:I guess he started to stink . . . by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's that smell, has somebody died?
      Nay.
      Ah, that'll be it.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  2. Richard III's Final Words by A.+I.+Agent · · Score: 5, Funny

    A hearse, a hearse, my kingdom for a hearse.

  3. Re:"suffered" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Another imbecile who doesn't understand that the word is often used metaphorically.

    At least you've got the excuse that you're a dago.

  4. Unanswered question by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, after reviewing the research one question still remains unanswered, did he at least get a good spot in the parking lot?

    1. Re:Unanswered question by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      But being buried in a parking garage would be wrong on so many *more* levels.

  5. Re:Better than cremation by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "It really would be news if we were to learn that Richard suffered from his burial. That would indicate that he was aware of his surroundings three days after he had clinically died. "

    A shovel, a shovel, my kingdom for a shovel!

  6. Re:Nope by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

    I went to middle school in the middle ages, you insensitive clod!

    Now get thee hence and tread not upon mine herbery.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  7. Re:Better than cremation by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    A shovel, a shovel, my kingdom for a shovel!

    I imagine that after his burial, it would have been more like "A shovel, a shovel, Henry VII's kingdom for a shovel!" :-)

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    Ezekiel 23:20