World's Oldest Tumor Found In a Neanderthal Bone
First time accepted submitter minty3 writes "A fibrous dysplasia tumor has been found in the bone of a Neanderthal that is more than 120,000 years old. The world's oldest tumor in a Neanderthal rib was part of a collection of bones, which were excavated more than 100 years ago from a site in Krapina, Croatia. They were X-rayed in the 1980s, and initially didn't reveal the tumor. It was only when scientists took a closer look at a radiograph where a rib fragment appeared to be 'burned out' did they return to the rib and subject it to higher quality scans."
Looks like the paleo diet didn't work for Grok after all...
When questioned, the Neanderthal said, "It's naht ah tumah!" and then ran off to fornicate with his housemaid.
Humans are the only species that matters though.
Humans ... who are Americans.
You needn't be so redundant, it's not as though there are non-American humans, so why belabor the obvious?