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Sharing HBO Go Accounts Could Result In Prison

coolnumbr12 writes "In a recent New York Times article called 'No TV? No Subscription? No Problem?' Jenna Wortham noted how she used, 'the information of a guy in New Jersey that I had once met in a Mexican restaurant.' Dave Their of Forbes admitted that he used his sister's boyfriend's father's account in exchange for his Netflix information. But this is stealing under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, which makes it a misdemeanor with a maximum one-year prison sentence to 'obtain without authorization information from a protected computer.' It is also a violation of the Digital Millennium Copy Act because it is knowingly circumventing a protection measure set up to prevent someone from watching content like 'Game of Thrones' without paying. Forbes points out that a crafty prosecutor could also claim that using an HBO Go password without paying is a form of identity theft."

221 comments

  1. Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course this is theft of service! Someone is benefitting from the service of these companies without paying. That's a lost sale right there!!! The true travesty is that people within the same household are not allowed to be charged for a subscription to these services as well... Damn freeloaders!

    1. Re:Theft of Service! by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We're not talking about the lack of availability for a family-plan here.
      This is about the lack of availability of a random-people-I-once-met-but-don't-even-know-their-name-plan.

      As much as I dislike DRM, DMCA and big-content corporations in general, I can't really fault them on this one.

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    2. Re:Theft of Service! by captainpanic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I tried to turn myself in at the local police station. I told the officer there that I had borrowed a book from someone else. I had not paid for it. My friend has also read it. So, that's three people, in three different households, that have all read this book for the price of one!

      The officer threatened to give me a fine for wasting his time, then sent me home.

    3. Re:Theft of Service! by lxs · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry. Under PRISM the NSA can watch movies all day long using your credentials.
      This is actually how this whole mess will get resolved. The MPAA sues the NSA for trillions and bankrupts the whole spying industry after which the FBI rounds up all MPAA execs for terrorist activities and sends them to a camp in sunny Cuba.

    4. Re:Theft of Service! by slashdyke · · Score: 2

      We could only hope...

    5. Re:Theft of Service! by niftydude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As much as I dislike DRM, DMCA and big-content corporations in general, I can't really fault them on this one.

      The fault with this situation is that the punishment should fit the crime, and in this case, clearly does not.

      Are you really suggesting that the punishment for watching a bit of tv that you haven't paid for should carry a possible one year prison penalty? This is a non-violent crime which only has very small financial consequences. As such, the penalty should be a fine of some sort. What it would have normally cost to subscribe to the service, with a small punitive multiplier would be appropriate.

      Taking someone's liberty for a year for such a small infraction is tyrannical in every sense of the word.

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    6. Re:Theft of Service! by nbauman · · Score: 1

      You say freeloader, I say lucky ducky.

    7. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to turn myself in at the local police station. I told the officer there that I had borrowed a book from someone else. I had not paid for it. My friend has also read it. So, that's three people, in three different households, that have all read this book for the price of one!

      The officer threatened to give me a fine for wasting his time, then sent me home.

      If all people sharing HBO/Netflix accounts just re-watch the same show, maybe the analogy would hold.

    8. Re:Theft of Service! by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, potentially dangerous actions like aggressive driving are just fines (and maybe loss of license). Sometimes just Warnings. A prison sentence for account sharing is insane. If the person is using it to actually pirate shows (copying them to DVD and reselling them; the *real* definition of media piracy), then they should get prison time for that one, not this one (should still be a fine, and not a [value of TV watched times ten thousand] style of fine either).

    9. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For punishment that fits the crime: Anyone convicted of this type of stealing should be sentenced to watch TV for as many hours as they stole watching movies.

    10. Re:Theft of Service! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      The officer threatened to give me a fine for wasting his time

      That's because it was obvious to him that you'd been already booked.

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    11. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the most annoying thing about sharing my netflix acct with all my friends is that we do just re-watch the same shows. I keep loosing my place in S4 of Arrested Development because my buddies are all watching it too. I imagine that's the case for a lot of people (for HBO, just replace AD with GoT)

    12. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No problem. They "sold" me a (DRM-encumbered) COPY of the show that took work to make. So I'm sure they have no problem with me "paying" with a (DRM-encumbered) COPY of the money that took work to make.

      And even if they decline, I will calculate that as a "loss" and "theft" because they *could* have been paid, write legislation to transform the whole planet into a police state, and put gigantic banners everywhere, comparing them to child-raping terror-Hitlers. ;)

    13. Re:Theft of Service! by xystren · · Score: 1

      But the gubmint is infringing on our rights to enjoy someone else's work without paying for it!

      But I would argue that the gubmint is infringing on our rights to enjoy someone else work by paying for it. Ever tried to watch HBO without cable? Not going to happen.

    14. Re:Theft of Service! by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      In other news, a man sentenced to watching 40 hours of Jersey Shore committed suicide this morning after only fulfilling one 4 hour session...

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    15. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aww man, I want to go to sunny Cuba

    16. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see no different between random strangers and family. Both are people other than the original account holder. What about room-mates? If you have a set-top device hooked up to your big-screen TV and your room-mate comes into to watch TV, are you suddenly a criminal?

    17. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAXIMUM, as in, UP TO, as in, HEIGHEST AMOUNT POSSIBLE, as in, NOT THE MINIMUM, as in....

      My point being that most laws are written with boundries on the punishments available as guidance for the judiciary.

      It's up to the individual judges to decide what the actual punishment should be, within in those boundries.

      If this was a story about the minimum one year in jail or if this was a story about someone being jailed for a year then yes, that would be tyranical for just watching 5 mins TV.

      But it's not.

    18. Re:Theft of Service! by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      I tried to turn myself in at the local police station. I told the officer there that I had borrowed a book from someone else. I had not paid for it. My friend has also read it. So, that's three people, in three different households, that have all read this book for the price of one!

      The officer threatened to give me a fine for wasting his time, then sent me home.

      The difference with a book is that when you bought it there was not a long set of terms and conditions of server for you to read and agree to as part of the purchase. With HBO / Netflix / Whatever there is so you have the choice of agreeing to them, or walking away from the deal and not buying the service. Wanting some third option of paying for the service then refusing to honour your part of the deal is simply not on the table. You might say it should be, but our democratically elected government does not so it isn't.

      The fact that these services do not offer the option you want to buy is shit, but that is the people providing the services choice not yours. If you choose to be a criminal rather than put up with the restriction they want you to then you take your chances with how the judge sentences you same as anyone else who breaks laws, even the unjust ones.

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    19. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most ridiculous complaint I've ever heard. Netflix is $8/month. You tell your lousy, freeloading friends that if they can't afford to pony up for their own damn account, they should be doing something more productive with their time than watching tv.

    20. Re:Theft of Service! by necro81 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The availability of HBO without cable is largely a matter of business agreements between HBO and the cable providers. I assume that in its various contracts, HBO is forbidden from offering a stand-alone streaming service to people who don't pay for cable. Government doesn't have a whole lot to do with it. It would be swell if the FCC could force cable providers to offer channels a la carte, but it isn't clear that they have the authority to do that, let alone the political will.

    21. Re:Theft of Service! by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Even though you were going for the funny, you bring up an important point. Most states already have laws covering theft of services. The problem isn't about how this can be illegal, but the fact that it's already illegal, so the DMCA and CFAA shouldn't come into it at all.

    22. Re:Theft of Service! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Add to that, a book is a physical object which you purchase and own outright, giving you the legal permission to give it away or loan it. A subscription to a service is not.

    23. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you change it up a bit....you have a subscription to a magazine and let your friend who does not have the subscription borrow it. What you are saying is that this would be theft of service since its a subscription and your loaning out something that you don't technically "own"

    24. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd tell them to buy their own accounts. And if they're too broke for that, they need to get jobs.

    25. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it should be a CIVIL matter of contract law, not a criminal one of inflated threats.

      Civil contract cases RARELY involve jail. Fines, YES. Forfeit of property, YES. Jail? No fracking way.

    26. Re:Theft of Service! by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That would be a valid point, if you got to choose the minimum instead of the maximum.

      Instead, you are threatened with the maximum, and history shows that it is very likely in any trial situation (especially regarding copyright or CFAA issues) the prosecution/plaintiff is going to go for the maximum because you dared turn down a plea bargain. It is prudent to assume that you must defend yourself to a level commensurate to the maximum pentalty because you cannot know that the prosecution will not seek the maximum penalty. In fact, the prosecution has an interest in seeking the maximum penalty in almost all circumstances. In persuing (or threatening) to pursue the maximum penalty if a plea bargain is rejected, the prosecution makes the plea bargain a hard deal to refuse given the high rate of convictions. If the prosecutor was known to not pursue the maximum sentence, then the consequence to rejecting a plea bargain is reduced and the negotiating position of the prosecutor is weakened.

      From the perspective of the person targeted for prosecution, without any explicit guarantee that you would not face the maximum sentence, it makes sense to plan your defense around the very likely situation that you would face the maximum sentence.

      Aside from public backlash, there isn't really any reason a judge/prosecutor/jury must apply the minimum sentence. Without any real pressure to minimize the sentence, it might as well not exist.

      The maximum sentence is the measure by which a law must be evaluated, because that is the measure by which the government is bounded.

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    27. Re:Theft of Service! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      if one can be watching at the time, who cares.
      that's how spotify does it. you listen on another device and the others stop. and that's how it should be.

      what's next, using kinect to verify that it's you and you have less than 5 people watching the screen at a time?

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    28. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do three-strike laws affect this? Can the "3rd strike" be watching TV?

    29. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one would get a year, come on now. They make ridiculous threats to scare people into taking a plea deal, where they pay a ton more then had they bought HBO outright. It's what the MPAA does to file sharers.

    30. Re:Theft of Service! by Flammon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Prison should be reserved for people who pose a serious threat to society. Is copying a DVD and selling it a serious threat?

    31. Re:Theft of Service! by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Not only that....but a really crafty prosecutor would realize that the person giving out the password intended for this to happen and colluded to make it happen, meaning.... its time for conspiracy charges!

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    32. Re:Theft of Service! by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, potentially dangerous actions like aggressive driving are just fines (and maybe loss of license). Sometimes just Warnings. A prison sentence for account sharing is insane. If the person is using it to actually pirate shows (copying them to DVD and reselling them; the *real* definition of media piracy), then they should get prison time for that one, not this one (should still be a fine, and not a [value of TV watched times ten thousand] style of fine either).

      Getting it from bittorrent has a far smaller sentence, and is far harder to prosecute. (Not to mention that spending a year in jail would ruin the entire life of a normal law-abiding citizen. Goodby career, goodby family, goodby prospects of getting a job at anyplace more demanding than mcdonalds.)

      And flat-out stealing it from a store would carry even less of a sentence.

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    33. Re:Theft of Service! by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      Somebody better tell this to the government because they seem to have tossed this idea out the window as soon as they realized there was money in building building prisons. I knew a guy who was jailed for years over a package of flowers that he was receiving in the mail.

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    34. Re:Theft of Service! by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      See, this is why the consumer mindset is breaking down here.

      "IP" was kept straight to some degree with books because the cost to produce the copy was still significant. I still don't own the words in the book, but when I bought a physical copy there was an association that the paper and printing costed money and had value, so it was "mine".

      The ONLY different between the book and an electronic copy of information though is the cost of reproduction. You can check out virtually any book you want to from a local library for free and read it. That's been the case for a long time, but publishers didn't complain mostly because that was a hassle. Digital transfer and sharing of goods represents virtually the exact same thing (and the consumers realize that), but since its convenient the publishers want to squash it.

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    35. Re:Theft of Service! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It is when they use it to fund organized crime.

      If you're just selling a few from your car to make ends meet... that's on a totally different scale.

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    36. Re:Theft of Service! by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Companies don't usually refuse to hire people over misdemeanors...

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    37. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... That still leaves the FBI, CIA, FISA, RIAA...

    38. Re:Theft of Service! by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you can't do the time...

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    39. Re:Theft of Service! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Right there in the summary:
      misdemeanor with a maximum one-year prison sentence
      I feel like we had an article not too long ago about how retarded it was to look at maximum sentences, and then cry about how unfair said sentence is for the average instance of that crime. Yea, well, that may be because its not the average sentence.

      Perhaps the maximum is there in case someone turns it into a commercial operation. But on the face of it this looks like an utter non-issue.

    40. Re:Theft of Service! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Instead, you are threatened with the maximum, and history shows that it is very likely in any trial situation (especially regarding copyright or CFAA issues) the prosecution/plaintiff is going to go for the maximum because you dared turn down a plea bargain

      Oh my gosh! I went to negotiate with the prosecution, and he implied that hes actually trying to get me punished! And that he is pushing for the harshest sentence! How utterly unexpected!

      I suppose its a good thing that its "jury of your peers" and not "jury comprised of the prosecution", huh?

    41. Re:Theft of Service! by fredprado · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nope he implied that if I am innocent I better take a guilty plea anyway or I will go to jail. That is how US criminal system works, and that is why more than 90% of the people charged with anything end pledging guilty, a great part of them innocent people. Basically people are blackmailed to give up on their right to defend themselves by the threat of disproportional sentences if they fail.

    42. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually publishers did complain and several tried to stop library sharing in the early 1900's and the courts and Congress slapped them down. Oh for a congress that would go against corporate interests.

    43. Re:Theft of Service! by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Under PRISM the NSA can watch movies all day long using your credentials..

      Laugh all you want, but I recall working for a certain gov't project while in uniform, and we had access to *all* the satellite channels in the barracks out on the test range. They eventually ditched the pr0n channels in an attempt to cut back on the divorce rate.

      (Seriously - true story. Only diff is it wasn't the NSA, but the USAF back in the late 1980's.)

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    44. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They eventually ditched the pr0n channels in an attempt to cut back on the divorce rate.

      Wait -- what is the supposed correlation between porn and divorce?

    45. Re:Theft of Service! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The prosecutions job isnt to make you feel safe or innocent. Why on earth would you listen to him over your own attorney?

    46. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares who is using this? The service is being paid for. Only one person can use it at a time. Is it a crime for me to lend my lawn mower to my neighbor? If not, then why the hell does it matter if I let some guy I met once who lives three states away use my credentials when I'm not using them? I'm still paying for it

    47. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew a guy who was jailed for years over a package of flowers that he was receiving in the mail.

      Let me guess, poppies?

    48. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How is it theft of service when HBO refuses to sell to most people anyway Is it a crime for me, for example, since I live in Seattle on a block with Comcast's government-granted monopoly that doesn't offer service in my building? I can't buy HBO, and HBO's policy with HBO Go is to intentionally disallow me from purchasing their service. I know, because I tried to buy it before the start of the Game of Throne season. I'm not depriving them of a sale. They don't sell to me anyway.

      Ditto ESPN. I don't have any friends that can get ESPN because they're in Seattle buildings that don't have cable and don't have south-facing apartments. Of course, even with a south-facing place, it's still hard to get satellite service this far north. Am I a thief because I use a VPN from my CenturyLink DSL connection so I can get to ESPN360? I want to give them money because it would be better quality video and less of a hassle, but they will not sell to me. It is our fault we have to resort to stealing because they refuse to sell to us.

    49. Re:Theft of Service! by curunir · · Score: 2

      I would have a lot more sympathy for companies like HBO if they made these services available to everyone. But, instead, you need to spend hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars per year on separate TV service from one of a few blessed providers. If HBO had a ~$10/mo plan that gave access to HBO:Go only, I'd be right there with you condemning people for sharing accounts. But as long as they're using the new online services to prop up the entrenched satellite/cable services and make the service unavailable to many people at any price, they deserve all the abuse they get.

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    50. Re:Theft of Service! by Richy_T · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps the wives were turning up on-screen...

    51. Re:Theft of Service! by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should be forced to perform plays for MPAA execs.

    52. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prison ARE reserved for the people who the corporations running it can incarate for the least cost and maxium profit without any one kicking up a fuss.

      After all they are mostly blacks and or poor people,

       

    53. Re:Theft of Service! by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Likely your attorney knows the score and recommend you cop to the plea.

    54. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno about you, but I don't really consider the 98% of the population which would most likely be chosen for a jury to be -my- peers...

    55. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this harsh type of crackdown also puts the kibosh on anyone wanting to split the bill. Now imagine if they started enforcing this kind of thing on people sharing the same address.

    56. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually dangerous actions like causing a wreck while driving aggressively can carry jail time, just like this actual theft of service can carry jail time.

      You used a false analogy and should be ashamed of yourself.

    57. Re: Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they are, you are not special, you are not better then them regardless of how you feel. All you prove with that statement is that you have a false sense of superiority.

    58. Re:Theft of Service! by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Nope, cannabis flowers; but dried flowers none the less.

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    59. Re:Theft of Service! by fredprado · · Score: 1

      Because it is in your best interest to take the plea. Risking a life in jail for a relatively small crime (as in Aaron Swartz case) against taking a plea and spending a few months in jail requires a lot of will to gamble, even if you are completely innocent. Laws that allow for disproportionate penalties, even if state as a "maximum" sentence, are made to give the prosecution power to coerce people and force them to give up on their rights to defend themselves.

    60. Re:Theft of Service! by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      While I do agree whos at fault the person using said password or random-person-I-once-met-but-doesn't-know-my-name-and-I-gave-her-my-password.

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    61. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It hasn't been a jury of your peers since the government got to pick and choose who, from a random sampling of hundreds, is going to be allowed to be on the jury.

      I believe in the right of jury nullification and I do not believe in the death penalty. Yet I will never, not even once, be able to serve on a jury because I will admit those things right away.

    62. Re:Theft of Service! by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Prison should be reserved for people who pose a serious threat to society. Is copying a DVD and selling it a serious threat?

      That depends entirely on the DVD. Making more copies of movies like Glitter and Gigli should result in serious mandatory jail time.

      [ So /. proliferation of what movies would you consider a jail-able offense? ]

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    63. Re:Theft of Service! by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I tried to turn myself in at the local police station. I told the officer there that I had borrowed a book from someone else. I had not paid for it. My friend has also read it. So, that's three people, in three different households, that have all read this book for the price of one!

      The officer threatened to give me a fine for wasting his time, then sent me home.

      You joke, but a long (long) time ago when I was in college, I worked at a restaurant and a guy came in, sat down at a booth and asked us to call the Police because he wanted to turn himself in. We called the Police and got him a free soda while he waited quietly. Two officers showed up and approached his booth, from two different angles, with their hands on their weapons. They talked with him a bit then one officer went out to the squad car to (presumably) pull some info off the computer. After a short time, the officers said he was wanted for a minor traffic offense in a neighboring state, but nothing they could/would arrest him for. They advised us to call them back if he got unruly and left. The guy then ordered lunch and went quietly on his way...

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    64. Re:Theft of Service! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If we have existing statutes that criminalize theft of service, then why do we need extra laws like DMCA or CFAA?

    65. Re:Theft of Service! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      More often the not the DAs are bluffing. They won't take week cases to trial as it makes their stats look worse.

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    66. Re:Theft of Service! by fredprado · · Score: 1

      As in Aaron Swartz case, right?

    67. Re:Theft of Service! by xystren · · Score: 1

      so regardless, when all is said and done, agreements, cable providers, or what-not, it is the viewer that suffers.

    68. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever I hear RMS talk, he sounds like a paranoid asshole, (not saying he is one, he just sounds like one...) but he's right here (he's usually talking software freedom, but sharing a password is something you should have the FREEDOM to do if you so desire, though you would also bear the consequences... someone using your account to buy stuff, etc.). These fuckers really are out to strip everyone of their freedom, just to make their money. They (content providers like HBO,) want to make sure you're not allowed to share, even if you want to, despite that if YOU paid for something, it should be your prerogative to share or not. I am genuinely tired of these guys trying to pretend that a service, the taking of which denies NO ONE ELSE the ability to enjoy the same, is indistinguishable from a good, (the taking of which DOES deny anyone else the ability to enjoy it). I can understand someone wanting to deny anyone else the ability to share something they made, claiming the sharer produced it, denying credit to the original, actual creator... as that is essentially plagiarism.

      But the way they see it, they are somehow ENTITLED to be paid for entertaining people. Ya' see, once upon a time, when there were no real means to record a performance, people had only two basic choices: pay and watch the show or hear the music, or DON'T pay, and DON'T watch the show or hear the music. Perhaps they are misconstruing the fact that people paid entertainers to entertain, and often still do, for a truism that people who entertain are entitled to demand people (who aren't where they are, physically, or chronologically, somehow owe them money for watching or listening to a recording of them doing something.

      Sadly, as it is the money that makes the rules, the law tends to agree with them, while the people who are supposed to be running the show (the citizens) are getting screwed by the very assholes who are supposed to represent them. The argument that creative people won't create if they aren't guaranteed a huge paycheck is a joke, but not a funny one. If pay is limited, the "art" we'll lose out on will be crap, since with only a limited amount of money being spent on art, only the best art will get paid for, and the rest of it that we'll be left without, was mostly crap anyway. Also, artists (who aren't commissioned to create their art) aren't guaranteed an income anyway, so more people will have to work for a living, which benefits everyone.

      To show the mentality of the people crying bloody-murder about "pirates," all I have to do is point out that if they had a way to know that you're even THINKING of a copyrighted work, in your head, and thus enjoying it without paying for it, they'd prosecute you for THAT unauthorized copy of the "art" too, and you'd go to jail for what you're thinking. Let me reiterate that: YOU would go to JAIL, for what you're THINKING if the copyright owner-fucks had their way. If you don't think they're dangerous, you're a fool. They will stop at nothing to separate as much of your personal wealth from your possession as they can, making what was and should be YOURS, THEIRS instead.

      So what is my own solution? Simple. I don't watch Game of Thrones, or whatever other dreck is part of a cable package. I have better things to do with my time, and when I want to unwind: there's rented movies from the library, or the movies I own copies of, so I don't need to pay hundreds of dollars each year for crappy programming, nor do I "steal" my entertainment. I simply don't consume it at all, keeping my brain free of much of the brain rot that so many suffer from as a result of watching "TV".

    69. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason for the disparity is that if you drive aggressively, run into someone's car and kill the occupants, or splatter some pedestrian or cyclist all over the sidewalk, that doesn't deprive the assholes who own your "elected" officials of a portion of their income, so the "elected" officials don't care much about it.

      Follow the money, it'll lead you to the answer. Oddly enough, following the smell would work just as well, if our noses were sensitive enough. Money's magical like that. Points like the needle of a compass, in one direction, at a corrupt whore, and in the other direction, at the person buying his or her so-called integrity.

      Sadly, it's a bit late to fix any of this. The bastards are entrenched, the educational apparatus of the country is destroyed, the people who can be troubled to vote buy into the Two Party Fallacy, that a vote for anyone other than candidate X is as good as a vote for candidate Y, and vice-versa. This leaves candidate Z with approximately ZERO chance of getting elected to a substantially higher office that County Dog Catcher. The worst part is that it is HE who would actually serve the PEOPLE if elected to office, rather than himself and the rich piles of dogshit who own him, like candidates X and Y.

    70. Re:Theft of Service! by necro81 · · Score: 1

      I'm not defending the state of things, merely stating what may be going on here.

    71. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because dealing in a controlled substance is the exact same thing as watching HBO without paying.

      We get that you like pot. So, knock it off... or at least, NOT knock it off somewhere else?

    72. Re:Theft of Service! by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I also like talking with people who actually pay attention. The comment was about the idea that people who are not harming anyone should be left alone. So why don't you read the comments before trying to make someone out to be off topic.

      The very fact that "controlled substance" is in our vocabulary is proof that the idea of people who are not harming anyone should be left alone has long since been abandoned.

      Nice try.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    73. Re:Theft of Service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Government????? What about the 100+ private, for profit prisons in the US?

    74. Re:Theft of Service! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If he hadn't been a quitter, he would have been fine.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    75. Re: Theft of Service! by Occams · · Score: 1

      No. It is not a lost sale because that assumes that demand at price zero is the same as at full price. It never is the same. The freeloader is not part of the same market.

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      Heavy is the head that wears the tinfoil hat.
    76. Re:Theft of Service! by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      ....and who is it that ships prisoners to them? Who is it that profits directly from the kickback....er I mean "Campaign contributions" that they make? The government is in bed with these private prisons or else they would never exist in the first place.

      It is little more than a tube built to suck money out of the government, a wealth redistribution plan which takes state money from the variety of people and businesses and distributes it to the private prison industry, who pay their politicians in return.

      Incidentally, drug testing is exactly the same. Look at Florida and how much they spent on drug testing people on welfare... what did it net them? The program reduced payments by under 100k, but spent around 70 million, paying off the governors own drug testing company (oh wait no, his wife owned it, sorry, didn't mean to imply there was any corruption....)

      The private prison industry is just part of the real problem: That the government is run like little more than a scam to steal money.

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
  2. Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    (:Damm, all the states are making pot legal... Who are we going to go after for nice easy busts so we look like we're working? Without going after real criminals who might shoot back? Not to mention we need to keep up with keeping our for-profit prisons full. Those guys paid us alot you know.

    (:Well, what about computer users? Maybe everyone who shares accounts or break a EULA? Those people are pretty non-violent too. Heck we can even do this by mail.

    (:Brilliant! Lets do it!

    1. Re:Problem. by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      (:Damm, all the states are making pot legal... Who are we going to go after for nice easy busts so we look like we're working?

      I get the feeling that busts will be much easier when everyone is sitting at home, cabbaged on their couches.

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    2. Re:Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theft of Service is a crime that exists already. A good example of theft of service is you have some trash and you dump it in the dumpster behind a restaurant.

      The reason it is called theft of service is becaues you do or can potentially deny the paying subscriber the service for which he/she paid. By dumping in a restaurants dumpster you may prevent them from dumping all their trash into it.

      By using someone's Netflix account, without permission, you are also committed theft of service especially if the service only permits one active connection to be utilizing it since your actions are depriving the paying customer of their ability to utilize the service they're paying for.

      It depends on the value of the service you're paying for. In Texas $1,500 for the service (not sure of the period of time they're calculating value) bumps it into a felony offense but you only need a misdemeanor to get jail time. Fines bottom out at $500 for the crime.

  3. dumb by bloodhawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stupid arse obnoxious overkill laws... But definitely theft of service, just the punishment is hardly fitting for the crime, if that is how they are prosecuted.

    1. Re:dumb by MrIlios · · Score: 1

      Agreed, perhaps the on-line service should limit access to one concurrent user, I can't see how Identity theft can be applied here. Should everyone who repeats "I'm Spartacus" also be found guilty of "identity theft".

    2. Re:dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is theft of service, someone is NOT paying for their service, they are using a mechanism to bypass the protection of the service, albeit a simple username and password. The person sharing the details is in breach of contract, the person using the service without paying is stealing.

    3. Re:dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What have they stolen that is now lost to the company?

    4. Re: dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Service. Much in the same way that it's illegal to run your house of your neighbour's electricity or water, even if you have their permission.

    5. Re:dumb by XopherMV · · Score: 0

      Sorry, serving up video isn't free. The company pays for servers, electricity, bandwidth, and the salaries of all the people required to make it work.

    6. Re:dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they used bandwidth and such, but they don't now have it.

      Sorry, serving up video isn't free.

      Stating the obvious was unnecessary. There is no theft here. I agree that it's bad, but I don't believe it's theft.

    7. Re:dumb by second_coming · · Score: 1

      That is how Spotify and Steam both handle the situation. You can obviously switch to offline mode and use locally cached content still though.

    8. Re:dumb by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, serving up video isn't free. The company pays for servers, electricity, bandwidth, and the salaries of all the people required to make it work.

      And the account owner pays for that. So if the account owner has a friend visiting and tells him "I wanted to watch [insert-a-movie-name-here] but I have to go get my car fixed, why don't you watch it instead?", where's the difference?

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    9. Re:dumb by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Netflix already states you can only have 6 devices registered to an account, and only have 2 streams running simultaneously. So as long as you don't go over their limits (and their system should be set up such that you can't go outside the limits) then they should have nothing to complain about. If I only have 1 TV, and always watch Netflix on that, shouldn't I be able to let my brother use my account as well. Unless someone is hacking into the service to get free movies, there is no "theft of service" because they already limit the number of devices and simultaneous streams they can use.

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    10. Re:dumb by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      You need to crack a dictionary. There was indeed theft, as theft is not restricted to the removal of physical objects.

    11. Re:dumb by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, perhaps the on-line service should limit access to one concurrent user, I can't see how Identity theft can be applied here. Should everyone who repeats "I'm Spartacus" also be found guilty of "identity theft".

      Sit tight, they're on their way.

    12. Re: dumb by shentino · · Score: 1

      Not quite the same thing.

      Your neighbor's electricity is metered the same no matter who uses it, so there is no stealing because your neighbor is paying for it AND also gave your permission.

    13. Re:dumb by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Its a maximum sentence, and this is all hypothetical, so Im not really clear how you can judge whether its overkill. Maximums are there to prevent "overkill laws"; it doesnt mean that 95% of the cases under that law will ever see the maximum sentence, regardless of what the prosecution says.

    14. Re:dumb by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      Netflix removed the six device limit some time ago. You're still limited to two streams (though Netflix offers a four stream plan now for a little bit more money).

      And Netflix doesn't care if people share streaming subscription plans.

      (Netflix cared, a little, when libraries were using a DVD subscription to offer their patrons movies -- and given that the incremental cost to ship a DVD was way higher than the incremental cost to stream a movie, this sort of makes sense -- but still didn't do anything to even contact libraries that were public about doing this and ask them to stop. See http://chronicle.com/blogs/wiredcampus/academic-libraries-add-netflix-subscriptions/27018 for more info)

    15. Re: dumb by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Not quite true since there is typically a service charge on top of what you pay for metered usage.

  4. Since when is sharing stealing by overmoderated · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They didn't steal accounts from each other. They shared. What is this world coming to? A place for fascist corporations and governments who clearly support them.

    1. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      They didn't steal accounts from each other. They shared. What is this world coming to? A place for fascist corporations and governments who clearly support them.

      Try going to a buffet restaurant and using the "it's only sharing" argument. It won't work. Buffet restaurants aren't "fascist" for not allowing you to feed all your friends for the price of one person.

    2. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Here's my ticket stub I'm sharing, now you can get in, too.

      Don't let those fascists get you down, man! Everyone needs to see Iron Man 3.

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    3. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by gnupun · · Score: 1

      They didn't steal accounts from each other. They shared. What is this world coming to? A place for fascist corporations and governments who clearly support them.

      Companies build products/services for profits, above all else, otherwise it would be a hobby. The cost to the company to provide the service in this case is tens of thousands than what is paid by a single subscriber. If everyone thought it was okay to share and it's not theft, guess what, the service is now unprofitable because 10-30% of service users are non-paying customers. The loss of paying customers would result in a cumulative marginal profit or substantial loss depending on the margin.

      So, in summary, yes, sharers are stealing because the service has been priced for use by one person or family.

    4. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you have a food replicator? If yes, your analogy would actually make sense.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    5. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

      How is this either bypassing or using without authorization? Definitely *not* bypassing, because a valid user ID/password was used to access the material, with the permission of the subscriber. Without authorization -- a bit trickier, but the user received the access credentials from the subscriber, who cannot simultaneously watch, right? Technically, this would be a violation of the terms of service (assuming, and I'm positive they do, the terms say something like "no sharing of login credentials").

      Netflix allows two simultaneous viewers. I don't know if they have to be at the same IP address, because I have never read the terms of service. It's my wife's account and I use her login.

      I'm pretty sure the penalty for account sharing would be that your login credentials would no longer work. A criminal charge wouldn't seem likely unless someone was running a commercial operation on a fairly large scale, and I'm not even sure how you would do that.

    6. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sure, and you'll get kicked out of the restaurant. But somehow I doubt you would go to prison for a year.

    7. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      A single person who can only watch Netflix in the morning and evening pays the same as a household where there are kids watching all day long and adults who still watch in the evening.

      Netflix and other subscriber services should be charging by the minute instead of a flat rate or a flat rate for a set monthly allowance with tiers and a rollover plan, etc.

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    8. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      bandwidth seems to be a physical limitation. netflix can only push so many electrons in a given hour.

    9. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by Ash+Vince · · Score: 2

      Do you have a food replicator? If yes, your analogy would actually make sense.

      Even with your amazing star trek style replicator it would still take energy. The real issue here though is that the original copy took hundreds of millions of dollars to produce, even if each subsequent copy takes less than 0.01 of a cent. They have to use the profit made from selling copies with are cheap to create to cover the cost of the original.

      Netflix must have to pay a fortune to the studios for their licence to resell their content. That deal may also include a small amount extra per user they have or even per viewing. Large companies generally trust other large companies to accurately report this data for some reason.

      I work in the elearning industry and it is common place for people producing online courses to charge big companies based on how many people they way to give access to the courses. Even though it costs the producing nothing extra for each user they still demand an extra fee for each person who benefits from their original investment. This is simply how lots of things work in the capitalist world we inhabit.

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    10. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      They didn't steal accounts from each other. They shared. What is this world coming to? A place for fascist corporations and governments who clearly support them.

      Try going to a buffet restaurant and using the "it's only sharing" argument. It won't work. Buffet restaurants aren't "fascist" for not allowing you to feed all your friends for the price of one person.

      But the buffet just kicks you out if you cheat. They don't try to send you to jail for a year.

      But of course HBO doesn't want to disconnect even their cheating customers. That would be killing their own revenue stream. So instead they can scare people with this scary "1 year imprisonment" to convince people not to cheat the service. Its a hell of a lot easier than building in real security.

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      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    11. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I know! I think they should set a "maximum sentence" on the law so that it cant be abused!

      But this is stealing under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, which makes it a misdemeanor with a maximum one-year prison sentence

      Oh, nevermind.

    12. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      People get caught for "dine and dash" all the time. They do face theft charges. They do go to jail.

    13. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      A restaurant could kick you out. Or, they could call the cops. The police do take these actions seriously. You could get charged with theft. And you could spend time in jail. That's happened to people I've known. And, it's harmed their lives. Try getting any serious job with a theft conviction on your record.

    14. Re:Since when is sharing stealing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, shithead. When you sign up for the account, you agree that you will not provide your credentials to other people and that it will be considered stealing if you do. You know that agreement you agree to by clicking but never read? Yeah, in that, you agreed that it would be theft. Now, shut the fuck up, asshole.

  5. Sarcasm by ShakaUVM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fortunately our US Attorneys are well-known for their common sense and restraint, and when they *do* go overboard, they get fired and disbarred like Carmen Ortiz.

  6. A choice to make by tftp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are facing the choice to either sit down in front of the TV or to go in the street and kick the living dayligths out of an innocent stranger, now you know which one is safer.

    1. Re:A choice to make by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 2

      There's a good reason that people can't kick "addictions" though -- it's that most addictions exist as a way to cope with serious problems in everyday life, which is also why people that manage to quit one addiction often develop a more socially acceptable one in its place. In those cases, either the real problem is that the person doesn't have healthy coping skills, or the problem itself is so severe & pervasive that regular healthy coping skills aren't enough; sometimes it's a combination of both.

      If we want this situation to improve, we'll have to start identifying the aspects of our society that leave so many people overly stressed & unhappy, and start changing them. It's not likely to ever happen, though, partially because people are still raised to scorn "weakness" (e.g. not being able to do or be everything we feel is expected of us) or anyone that admits being "weak" in that regard, and in part because the changes would have a short-term negative impact on businesses due to the number of problems that come from how employees are treated.

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    2. Re:A choice to make by tftp · · Score: 1

      If we want this situation to improve, we'll have to start identifying the aspects of our society that leave so many people overly stressed & unhappy, and start changing them.

      I don't think that popular rejection of whiners has anything to do with it. There are far more objective reasons. For example:

      1. Political instability or unfavorable political developments (such as any of the recent scandals of the week)
      2. Deindustrialization of the society on one hand, and higher automation of what remains on another hand, leading to mass unemployment and poverty.
      3. Continued destruction of the currency, inevitably leading to the country defaulting on its debts and entering a major crisis
      4. Continued destruction of public morale; increase of criminal activity.
      5. Continued fragmentation of the society into unfriendly, if not warring, factions.

      Most people cannot do much about that, except to drink and use drugs. The most wise refrain from having children. The future is not going to be pleasant. Humanity hasn't mastered psychohistory yet, but we have good enough understanding of its basics.

  7. netflix sharing llc by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

    idea. you and whatever other person you wish to share account with start a limmited liability company that signs up for account as "employees" of said company you get access to their netflix/hulu/hbo go account. if sued the limited libabillity company goes under and nothing happens to you. use the corporate contorted legal system to your own advantage

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    1. Re:netflix sharing llc by vux984 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      if sued the limited libabillity company goes under and nothing happens to you. use the corporate contorted legal system to your own advantage

      Why would they sue the company? The company has a paid account. They'd sue you, personally, the individual using their service who does not have an account.

      But even so, it raises some interesting points:

      Can a corporation have a netflix account?
      If not, why not? Is that discriminatory? After all, "Corporations are people too my frienda".

      If they can have an account who is allowed to stream content on their behalf, employees? shareholders? officers?

      Maybe I should incoporate for steam. Now the account holder (the corporation) never dies, and presumably my wife can play my games without violating their EULA; solves at least one of the larger gripes I have with Steam...

    2. Re:netflix sharing llc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I buy shares in your Corporation?

    3. Re:netflix sharing llc by stenvar · · Score: 1

      If not, why not? Is that discriminatory? After all, "Corporations are people too my frienda".

      "A corporation is people" like "Soylent Green is people": it's composed of people who retain their rights even if they voluntarily assemble. A corporation obviously isn't identical to people, which is why they get taxed and treated very differently.

      Furthermore, regardless of what they are, you can discriminate against anybody you want, except the few classes that are protected by law. Don't like redheads? Don't hire them. Don't like people with mustaches? Don't hire them.

      If they can have an account who is allowed to stream content on their behalf, employees? shareholders? officers?

      They are allowed to do whatever they have a license for from Netflix.

    4. Re:netflix sharing llc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-profit org of voluntary people.

    5. Re:netflix sharing llc by shentino · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but only the elite are allowed to take advantage of the corporate controted legal system.

    6. Re:netflix sharing llc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It goes even further. Most of the discrimination laws on the books (e.g., race) only apply to companies above a certain size threshold. Have a mom and pop shop that only employs 2 people--hire or don't hire whomever you please for whatever reason.

    7. Re:netflix sharing llc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have worked for more than one company that does this. One individual account purchased to access pay-walled information with several people using the individual account to access the information. (Sometimes, even when a group account was available but more costly.) This is business as usual for many business concerns.

      What the hell do you teach people that this is unethical when the government and business concerns do this? (Even the schools do this, from what friends have told me.)

    8. Re:netflix sharing llc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That must violate the EULA. I don't think a corporation can be an end user, it would need a commercial license on different terms, probably way out of your budget.

  8. The Future is Now! by gooman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Welcome to the new world where you are all criminals!
    Now do what we say or we'll lock you away.

    --
    "Kittens give Morbo gas!"
    1. Re:The Future is Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When I was growing up, I thought that was how things were behind the iron curtain. Now I realized that the iron curtain was lifted, it merely shifted position so we're all behind the curtain now. . . .

    2. Re:The Future is Now! by greg1104 · · Score: 2

      In Soviet Russia, HBO shares you!

    3. Re:The Future is Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations for trolling. Nobody who actually grew up behind the iron curtain would spout such nonsense.

    4. Re:The Future is Now! by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      He never said he grew up behind the iron curtain.

    5. Re:The Future is Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when the NSA said "let is wiretap" to QWest and QWest said "No", the CEO was turned into a criminal:

      https://mailman.stanford.edu/pipermail/liberationtech/2013-June/008815.html

    6. Re:The Future is Now! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Its almost like noone on slashdot knows what the words "maximum sentence" mean.

      It means that it is a LIMIT on how much you are liable for. Would you prefer it didnt mention a maximum at all?

    7. Re:The Future is Now! by Politburo · · Score: 1

      That's exactly OP's point. Those of us who didn't live through fascism or WWII (which I am one of) make casual 'Soviet Russia' or Hitler references without any idea of what the reality was.

    8. Re:The Future is Now! by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. Reading comprehension fail on my part. Thanks for pointing it out. Silly me.

  9. I don't quite think so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have HBO and HBO-GO. If someone is at my house they might pull up HBO On Demand and throw on some Sopranos, Game of Thrones, or George Carlin. Some background noise to leave on while everyone eats or whatever. Someone else might take my tablet and watch The Wire with HBO-GO with headphones on in another room. I don't quite think HBO cares about things like this.

    I also don't think they care if two people live at one house and split the cable bill. It's not like when you are married that you pay for two HBO subscriptions because two people live in the house. If they don't want people sharing HBO-GO accounts then make it so that only one device can log into the account at a time. Simple. Then if the person who pays for the service loans it to a friend, that friends can't access it when the original person wants to use it. Just like loaning someone a car.

    HBO gives out HBO-GO for free with most cable subscriptions. I think they know that HBO-GO is basically a giant advertisement for people to show the HBO content off to friends and entice them to buy some subs or DVDs. You can watch cable and HBO-GO at the same time.

  10. Hmmm... by fekmist · · Score: 1

    It would seem as though it would be safer for an individual to obtain these shows through means of copyright infringement using peer to peer software, as well as easier.

    1. Re:Hmmm... by 3nails4aFalseProphet · · Score: 1

      Besides: sharing your HBO and Netflix accounts may confuse the NSA into thinking you obsessively watch the Pussy Riot documentary and Homeland. We wouldn't want that to happen, now would we?

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  11. Screens Everywhere! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I get the sharing account information; that's illegal based on licensing laws, too. But what about things that are public? Not my fault the guy on the park bench next to me is watching the Padres get spanked by the Cubs, and I just happened to "overhear" it.

    Sheesh. It's like they want everyone to be strapped into an incubator and fed images directly only to themselves with no sharing of any kind. Wasn't there some game system coming out like that soon?

  12. Story would have been a lot more interestinging if by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Someone had actually been charged with something rather than just some random guy supposing it could happen.

  13. Just to make sure I will not be criminalized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will stay completely away from this Netflix stuff. God knows if they will prosecute me if I do something wrongl

  14. Piracy? by mitcheli · · Score: 2, Informative

    I read an article on Slashdot last year about The Game of Thrones that stated that it was the number one pirated show on the Internet. Because I am a guy who believes in rewarding good talent and also knowing that GoT was a pretty darn good show, I bought both Seasons 1 and 2 (yes, paid for it!) on iTunes. And I was right, a fantastic show! So when my wife and I finally finished off Season 2 and Season 3 was just starting up, we went to our trusty iTunes to get a subscription for Season 3. Well, sorry folks, it's only available in Australia. And we wonder why people are attempting to steal it? Seriously, make it available to purchase and I'll be more than happy to do so. In the meantime, I can't exactly imagine why the piracy happens... Stumped really... Correct me if I'm wrong, if a technology is not readily available to be used, isn't the circumvention of the protection mechanisms legal under fair use? Was that not the point of the DeCSS case?

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    1. Re:Piracy? by petman · · Score: 1

      On the subject of GoT, I think Slashdot should have a poll (or maybe they've already had one on GoT and I missed it?):

      Why do you watch Game of Thrones?
      (a) For the tits
      (b) For the blood
      (c) For the story
      (d) For the CGI
      (e) Game of Thrones? Wuzzat?

    2. Re:Piracy? by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      Well, sorry folks, it's only available in Australia. And we wonder why people are attempting to steal it? Seriously

      Exactly. I could be convinced to pay $50/month for a streaming on-demand service if it had nearly everything -- to re-iterate, the key factors are:

      (a) ON-DEMAND
      (b) NEARLY EVERYTHING

      Furthermore I propose that the content owners could offer this service at nearly no cost to themselves, by simply indemnifying subscribers from any and all legal and contractual repercussions if they are caught torrenting their content. $50/month in order to never get sued by members of the RIAA and MPAA.. I'll take it.

      --
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    3. Re:Piracy? by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      And now you know why this comic was made.

    4. Re:Piracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not even get the option to buy S1 or 2 on iTunes. Or electronically in any format.

    5. Re:Piracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I could be convinced to pay $50/month for a streaming on-demand service if it had nearly everything -- to re-iterate, the key factors are:

      Right, but who gets that $50/month? HBO or Netflix or Hula? If they have there own programming, they can refuse to sell it at even a remotely reasonable price to the others so they can be the winner. You'll never get it.

    6. Re:Piracy? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Or just offer things on a pay-per-show basis (like itunes) but also everything. And make it downloadable, not streaming. There's no excuse for "buffering". I've got nothing against Redbox but it just shouldn't exist. It's an outmoded delivery system (but there's a lot right about the overall functionality)

    7. Re:Piracy? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      thepiratebay gets the money. Duh.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  15. where is the bluray? by ssam · · Score: 1

    I would happily buy the bluray of GoT season 3 today if I could. I can't so i'll find 'other means' to watch it. When I can, I will buy the bluray (just like I bought season 1 and 2).

    1. Re: where is the bluray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, you poor thing! How on earth could they expect you to survive without GoT season 3 IMMEDIATELY?
      Heaven forbid they make you live another day without season 4, you might have to go without that for MONTHS! Guess the only option left is to commit suicide.

    2. Re: where is the bluray? by second_coming · · Score: 1

      I believe the main reason for people wanting access to GoT (and others) immediately is due to the fact that the longer it takes to release them the greater the chances are that they will see spoilers. s03e09 is a prime example of this.

    3. Re: where is the bluray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand your argument in general, but isn't it a bit weak when applied to Game of Thrones?
      It is my understanding that those books were published over a decade ago. If someone has managed to stay 15 years without learning the ending, isn't it reasonable to think they could manage it for another year or so?

    4. Re: where is the bluray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand your argument in general, but isn't it a bit weak when applied to Game of Thrones?
      It is my understanding that those books were published over a decade ago. If someone has managed to stay 15 years without learning the ending, isn't it reasonable to think they could manage it for another year or so?

      Since George RR Martin is still writing A Song of Ice and Fire, pretty much the only ones who know the ending are him and HBO. And at the rate Martin writes books, the HBO series will finish first.

    5. Re: where is the bluray? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      No, the weak reasoning is treating books and TV the same.

      Avoiding book spoilers is relatively easy. For most books, not everyone is reading it at the same time (and same pace), fewer people are reading it in general, and book plots (let alone the existence of books) are rarely covered by mass media. Avoiding spoilers for a show that 5 million people watched last night and have already generated billions of words on the internet about, including mass media sites, is quite different.

  16. Re: Ohh for fuck's sake by mcsnee · · Score: 2

    Happy to, Trollio. It's the other $80 for 90000 channels i dont watch that I object to.

  17. It's not for sale. . . by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    I would be less not ok with this if it were actually possible to purchase HBO Go, which it isn't.

  18. Solution by asmkm22 · · Score: 3, Informative

    HBO could easily solve this problem by offering their shows for sale/rent online the same day or the day after it's aired on cable. They have no one to blame but themselves when they only provide a single means to watch their programs, and people resort to pirating or sharing credentials. I know I'd be more than happy to pay 2 or 3 bucks for a one-time pass per episode.

    The world is moving forward, and it's up to the entrenched media industries to move with it if they want a piece of the action.

    1. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HBO revenue is over a billion annually. That is quite a piece of the action. Why should they want anything to change?

    2. Re:Solution by second_coming · · Score: 2

      Because 2 billion would be even better?

    3. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what is the world coming to, indeed.. YOU could easily subscribe to hbo or wait for the home video release. it is those revenue streams that pays to produce your precious game of thrones

    4. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or I could watch it at a friend's house and never give HBO a dime since I'm not buying cable TV for 4-6 tv series per year. Their choice.

    5. Re:Solution by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      Well, then stop complaining.

    6. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't subscribe to HBO only, you need a hefty cable package, including STB/DVR rental, fees and taxes, which can bring a basic service up to $80/month. Some people would rather have access to the only programming they are interested in rather than spunking a grand per year on advert ridden dross.

    7. Re:Solution by necro81 · · Score: 1

      HBO could easily solve this problem by offering their shows for sale/rent online the same day or the day after it's aired on cable. They have no one to blame but themselves when they only provide a single means to watch their programs, and people resort to pirating or sharing credentials

      I suspect that HBO would be thrilled to offer a standalone streaming service to anyone willing to pay, even absent a cable subscription. They would, I am sure, make a lot of money doing it. However, I also suspect that they are specifically prohibited from doing so by the agreements they have with the cable companies, who are, in the end, the real gate-keepers here. Such agreements don't last forever, however, so I suspect eventually HBO will be able to break loose, although it will be on a region-by-region basis.

    8. Re:Solution by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      And when your friend decides they don't want to watch that show in that time slot, what do you do?

    9. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find a new friend.

    10. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that the problem is entirely solvable by HBO themselves. I recently tried to obtain HBO service legally through Time Warner cable for the sole purpose of using HBO Go. Time Warner then insisted that a cable box be rented from them or at the very least a cable card (also requiring a monthly rental fee). I don't see any technical necessity for this; not to mention it doubles to cost of HBO when all I wanted was to watch their programming online. I am currently subscribed to extended basic as I refuse to pay an excessive monthly fee for hardware that I should legally be able to buy/own myself. HBO on the other hand won't sell an HBO Go account to an individual without going through the cable company in the US of most of the rest of the world apparently.

    11. Re:Solution by aestrivex · · Score: 1

      Moreover, at least some of the executives at HBO are thrilled that Game of Thrones is being so heavily pirated. Surely, they would take the opportunity to offer this content using a next-day streaming model and make some extra cash -- because lots of people would do it -- but in the absence of being legally able to, enough people at HBO understand that the piracy of their show is a measure of its extraordinary popularity that leads to further business opportunities.

  19. Give me a legal choice HBO by slycer9 · · Score: 2

    Cable isn't available at my house (not even internet, I have to use a cellular data access point), I don't have a clear view for satellite, there are no FIOS options and you won't let me just subscribe to HBO Go so I can watch from my phone or whatever, give me a legal option and I'll take it.

    Hell, I bought the previous two seasons already, I'd LIKE to buy this one.

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    1. Re:Give me a legal choice HBO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I bought the previous two seasons already, I'd LIKE to buy this one.

      There's your legal option. That's the way I'm watching GoT.

      I'd rather watch an entire season in one weekend anyway.

    2. Re:Give me a legal choice HBO by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Is it illegal for you to move to civilization?

    3. Re:Give me a legal choice HBO by slycer9 · · Score: 1

      You'd think I was in the boonies, but I'm not.
      Prior to moving in I was told that not only was DSL available but they were upgrading to FIOS.

      It IS technically available here, the issue is that there are no subscriber slots available.
      Cable has never responded to why it's not actually available other than 'it's not sorry'.

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      Don't park drunk, accidents cause people.
  20. HBO Stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeing as how HBO Go hasn't worked once in the last few months during G.O.T. episode premires, I gave my account to a friend and went straight to torrents to get my episodes. Had it worked right, I wouldn't have to resort to that. My friend has to log in a good hour beforehand to stream the episode correctly. I do not have the time nor patience for that crap. Maybe HBO executives should be liable for the breach of contract instead of the TV broadcast company.

  21. Same problem with Steam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed, since the ToS specifically denies you the right to have multiple accounts on Steam (commonly done to allow the account to be sold so the game can be sold, or so that a ban on one account does not ban all games on steam), many people doing so are just as "guilty" of computer fraud and misuse as this HBO case, even if you're NOT sharing your account.

    1. Re:Same problem with Steam by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2

      Indeed, since the ToS specifically denies you the right to have multiple accounts on Steam (commonly done to allow the account to be sold so the game can be sold, or so that a ban on one account does not ban all games on steam), many people doing so are just as "guilty" of computer fraud and misuse as this HBO case, even if you're NOT sharing your account.

      But does Steam list prison as a consequence?

      Or does it just say they'll kill your account and thus lose all of your purchases.

      The "prison" thing is the headline-grabber here. Not that HBO is against you doing it.

  22. Just torrent it via a VPN service... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Honestly the safest way is to torrent the stuff. These companies are hell bent on hating the consumer, so screw them.

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    1. Re:Just torrent it via a VPN service... by Blackknight · · Score: 1

      Honestly the safest way is to torrent the stuff. These companies are hell bent on hating the consumer, so screw them.

      Or you could just not watch their crap.

  23. Re:Ohh for fuck's sake by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    Would love to. Please point me at the page on their website to subscribe to HBO-GO without Cable TV.

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  24. Congress Suck Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the current mob of turncoats were in power when vinyl and LPs were all the rage then they would be passing laws for loaning them or listening together. And a pox on the sycophants who bleat well he broke the law so he deserves jail. The law is whatever a lobbyist pays a congressman to make it. The sycophants Did never progressed out of stage 5 of Kohlberg's Stages of Moral Development.

  25. Scaremongering FTW by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Sharing HBO Go Accounts Could Result In Prison

    ...but probably won't.

    Next!

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  26. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fewer people (as % of pop) were imprisoned than in the US today.

  27. It's also the most sold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would indicate that more piracy == more sales. Not lost sales.

    WHO GIVES A FUCK if someone is "getting it for free" as long as you're getting enough sales to make a profit?

    1. Re:It's also the most sold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you complaining about, butthurt corporation? Someone else paid you. I don't have to pay you, too--you'll still make a profit!

    2. Re:It's also the most sold. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      There is no indication of causality in your statement, only in your mind. There are more automobile deaths now than seventy years ago. Would you promote that this means cars are less safe now or that perhaps there are other factors to consider?

  28. So the contributions should not be from the corp. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the contributions should not be from the corporation but from the individual people who make that corporation up.

    Etiher the corp is one person who does things on behalf of the people within it (as with campaign contributions), or it is just a handle for a group of people who have individual actions (as with paying for netflix here).

  29. What if you walk out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then give the ticket to someone else.

    The seat is being "sold" with that ticket and you can't sit two in one seat, so your analogy breaks down if it's concurrent sharing.

    But if it is serial sharing (cf a box seat ticket for coproration jollies) then it is currently absolutely fine to share.

  30. Obligatory Space Balls... by thrill12 · · Score: 0

    [DarkHelmet] "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
    [Lone Star] "So what does that make us?"
    [Dark Helmet] "Absolutely nothing!"

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    1. Re:Obligatory Space Balls... by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      A rather convoluted way to say one of the following:

      The nephew of the brother is either the nephew of the father or the child of the father.

      A: Your cousin's former roommate
      B: Your brother/sister's former roommate
      C: Your former roommate

      There is a very high likelyhood that Dark Helmet went to the dark side of the Schwartz because he was owed rent and the Lonestars are deadbeats.

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  31. Re:Ohh for fuck's sake by colin_young · · Score: 1

    How about the page to subscribe to HBO-Go in addition to the cable I already pay for, but my cable company hasn't "enabled" it yet?

  32. The answer is simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're being penalized for legitimately using the service, don't. Get a seedbox and run your GoT torrents from there.

  33. it's not theft if the information is given to you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your relative, for instance, gives you their password/login combo for, for instance, HBOGO, it's not identity theft. It can't be theft if the information is given willingly. Fraud? How could it be fraud when the HBOGO account is already paid for, and the use is authorized by HBO? Seems that this is a whole lot of "who da fuck cares?" against "We are greedy bitches."

  34. It's also a felony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To walk across your front lawn without first doing an environmental impact study to determine whether your walking on the land has an impact on the local ecosystem, if your property is in the watershed of a protected body of water.

  35. So much for your sense of ethics by Theovon · · Score: 1

    We whine and complain about the RIAA and MPAA suing people in bulk for sharing files on bit torrent. Our reasoning is that the record companies cheat the artists out of legitimate revenue and then they add on a new litigation-based business model so they can extract more revenue from people who may or may not have violated copyright. We justify some copyright violation as civil disobedience, because the media companies are criminals (in an ethical sense). There's a lot of truth and a lot of bullshit in that. I'm a fan of neither the media companies nor rampant copyright violation.

    But with these subscription models, I don't see where you have room to complain. In general, we pay a small fee for access to unlimited streaming of digital content. If we don't like the price or customer service, we try another service. And the availability/uptime of these services is phenomenal. I'm a fan of subscription services, because I don't want to fill up my house with content that I'm only ever going to watch one time.

    Anyhow, I don't get why you're advocating violating their terms of service. Do you think that all content should be free? That's absurd. The terms of service are generally "one account per household." Why is that so hard to accept? They're trying to make a profit so they can stay in business and continue to offer content, and they charge very reasonable fees.

    Also, in general, sharing passwords is considered a no-no. Sure, if I have ssh on my home server, I can share passwords all I want, because it's MY SERVER. But if I share my passwords for my accounts at work, I can get fired. Why? Security breach, policy violation. For subscription services, it's a violation of terms of service. The punishment should be to have your account revoked to free up bandwidth for legitimate customers.

    1. Re:So much for your sense of ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no fan of the RIAA MPAA or their tactics but services like netflix and hulu are dirt cheap services. Compared to buying everything you watch on DVD you are already making out like a bandit.

  36. Just torrent it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, it took less than ~10 minutes for episodes of GoT to be released on TPB. I have had no problems watching all 3 seasons day and date with the airing of the episode on TV. No email warning from my ISP, no lawsuits, no problems. Just be smart and anonymize your connection.

  37. Easily solvable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The service just needs to detect if two different devices are attempting to use the account at the same time. If they are, put up a polite message explaining what was detected, and ask if the user wishes to terminate the other session out there so that the new session may begin.

  38. From paying customer to tracked customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are no longer paying customers.
      The arguments posed in the summary would be summarily deemed irrelevant in a real court, though.

    1. Re:From paying customer to tracked customer by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      We haven't been paying customers for a long time. We've been paying product.

  39. Unenforceable laws by DeathGrippe · · Score: 1

    ..generally carry much stiffer penalties to compensate for the difficulty of enforcement, and to more effectively discourage breaking them.

    Unfortunately, this doesn't work well as it creates a new group of criminals who are then likely to commit other crimes. They also engender contempt of the legal system and the police, leading to increased cheating in other areas.

    You could call these laws "gateways to crime."

  40. If they give you the password by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    As long as the person who owns the service gives you the password then it's not stealing.

  41. Re: the good(?) news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They send convicted HBO stealers to Oz.

  42. OK, it's overkill... BUT by bknack · · Score: 1
    There is something almost breathtaking about the NYT article.
    1. If I stole services like this, I wouldn't not have the stones to write about it anywhere, never mind the NYT.

    2. The writer mentions that HBO is missing an opportunity because they don't supply some way for her to commiserate with other person (or persons) who are "sharing" her account!!!

    This article isn't about whether HBO Go should be available to folks who don't subscribe to cable. It's about whether HBO (and Netflix etc) are going to try to catch folks for "sharing" accounts.

    Seriously, we're not talking about starving people taking some bread for their family. We're talking about stealing money and jobs from others so you can watch TV.

    Someone should fine the author of the article to get that point across. Last I checked, the NYT operates behind a paywall of sorts. That likely helps pay the person who penned this article. Can she not see the hypocrisy of her position?

    WOW! Had to get that off my chest!

    Cheers,
    Bruce.

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  43. copying one is not by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Copying millions of them could be.

    1. Re:copying one is not by Flammon · · Score: 1

      No. Copying will never be a threat to society. It could be a threat to the profit of the investors though but that is still up for debate.

    2. Re:copying one is not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      copying millions of sony rootkits is damaging

  44. In Soviet America by MTEK · · Score: 1

    Service violators star in "Oz" and HBO watches you.

  45. Remember when... by rnturn · · Score: 0

    ... your mother told you that watching too much TV was bad for you? If you're so desperate to watch a cable show that you need to ``borrow'' someone's HBO or Netflix account, you've got a problem. Go outside and play.

    (Yeah... our household is cable-free; has been since '92.)

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    1. Re:Remember when... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So because someone happens to like a form of entertainment you don't they have a problem. Your mother must be very proud of the bigoted child she has managed to raise.

    2. Re:Remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      our household is cable-free; has been since '92

      Are you also a vegan, a marathon runner, or a pilot? Oh wait, you would have told us already.

  46. Fear mongering by revor17 · · Score: 1

    This whole article is just a bunch of fear mongering. From the article itself: "If you used someone else’s HBO Go password to watch last night’s season finale of “Game of Thrones,” you probably don’t need to worry about lawyers coming knocking. HBO hasn’t expressed any interest in preventing password sharing. For starters, they don’t have much of an ability to police it. Only 6.5 million of HBO’s 30 million subscribers have signed up for HBO Go, so it isn’t really damaging their business model." HBO has already stated that they don't care if you pirate Game of Thrones. Why should they care if you share your HBO Go password?

  47. Re:Theft of Service! Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? You can't fault "them"?

    I guess you don't remember the time when the sports networks wanted to charge a fee for each person you invited over to watch "The Game"? Or the time when the sports networks wanted to charge a fee for the times you taped "The Game" to watch it later at a more convenient time?

    You sound more like a shill than a Slashdot-er. (I mean, could someone be a naive as you? For real?)

  48. Re:Since when is sharing stealing--Obama does it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. The Federal Government does this and doesn't think it illegal or unethical.
    I worked for a Federal Government's Prime Contractor. The Prime Contractor did everything under the oversight and approval of the Federal Government's contracting Agency. The Prime Contractor purchased Apple iPads and handed them out. At first to specific projects (based on need and application). Then to the executive to play with (a perk). Then to replace professional-level laptops with a much cheaper iPad. Then for employess on business travel. Hundred's of iPads and all using the same iTunes account for all the apps. One purchase of the app distributed to each of hundred's of iPads--much cheaper than licensing and purchasing the app for each iPad.

    Isn't "what's good for the gander is good for the goose"?

  49. False arguments. Not a necessity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are plenty of things and services you can't buy due to circumstances. You could as well complain that you can't buy a Lamborghini because they won't take your money (because you don't have enough.) Does that justify stealing?

    Nobody needs GoT (wait and get it from the library or borrow DVD's from friends, video place, etc. Read the books. Watch something else., etc.) Nobody needs a Lamborghini (buy a Civic or use public transport.)

    Worry about the people that can't afford or access food and basic medical care. They could make a moral argument for stealing,

    You are just a whiny bitch.

    1. Re:False arguments. Not a necessity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You could as well complain that you can't buy a Lamborghini because they won't take your money (because you don't have enough.)

      That's a terrible analogy, because I have the money, and I am willing to spend the money. It's just that Seattle doesn't allow any company other than Comcast to sell on our block. I want to buy, but the conservatives that run this city always screw over the people to make millions for "business" men. They hate us and keep things from us for no reason. They have ruined this country. They even ruined our Hope and Change. Now we have the NSA spying on every single one of us. I bet you also support that.

      Again, I want to give them money, but they would rather rip-off the public by not providing service.

  50. Re:Ohh for fuck's sake by tepples · · Score: 1

    Try Directv.com or Dishnetwork.com.

  51. Re:Ohh for fuck's sake by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    They updated their smart cards. No joy. Good while it lasted though.

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  52. You said cable. DTV and Dish aren't cable. by tepples · · Score: 1

    The joke was that subscribing to satellite TV allows you to get HBO and the rest of the pay-TV bundle without subscribing to cable TV.

    1. Re:You said cable. DTV and Dish aren't cable. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The joke was that I could get HBO without subscribing to any big bundle via theft of service.

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