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Industrious Dad Finds the Genetic Culprit To His Daughters Mysterious Disease
First time accepted submitter bmahersciwriter writes "Hugh Rienhoff has searched for more than a decade for the cause of a mysterious constellation of clinical features in his daugther Bea: skinny legs, curled fingers and always the specter that she might have a high risk of cardiovascular complications. He even bought second hand lab equipment to prepare some of her genes for sequencing in his basement. Now, he has an answer."
Himself? The mother?
No one ever takes responsibility for the troubles they cause others.
He needs to be jailed for not getting licensing to buy those machines!
He needs to be jailed for not getting licensing to run tests on humans!
He needs to be jailed for not getting permission for this particular human experiment!
He needs to be jailed for not asking if it was ok to simply waste his money on machines without getting permission, because medicine is so expensive we need government control even of private entities buying things. Oops, strike that. That's just Canada. For now.
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