Microsoft Research Adds 'Mood Detection' To Smartphones
angry tapir writes "Researchers at Microsoft Research have produced a prototype software system that can be used on smartphones to infer a user's mood. The 'MoodScope' system produced by researchers uses smartphone usage patterns to determine whether someone is happy, calm, excited, bored or stressed and could potentially add a new dimension to to mobile apps (as well as, as the researchers note, open up a Pandora's Box of privacy issues). The researchers created a low-power background service for iPhones and Android handsets that (with training) can offer reasonable detection of mood and offers and API that app developers could hook into."
When I'm sad will I suddenly see lots of adds for antidepressant?
The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
Automatic text to law enforcement if intoxicated and in motion greater than 10 MPH, complete with location coordinates and picture from phone camera. You will have to agree to this when you get your phone. Having a phone is a privilege, not a right.
Dear Microsoft, I don't want my phone to know what I eat for breakfast, how I'm feeling or how I choose to spend my time. I just need it to make phone calls and check my email. That's it. That's all.
Can you please stop being such a creepy digital stalker? It's gone well past disturbing at this point.
I currently own both an iPad and and Nexus tablet ... and if Microsoft thinks I'd be willing to install any of their shit on them, they're sadly mistaken.
WTF would I want my phone to know anything about my mood for? And why should I trust Microsoft with the data? They'll just roll over and hand it to the NSA anyway.
Microsoft Research has specialized in making shit nobody has wanted for years. Pity they couldn't focus on making products people actually want.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
Pshaw. We know all it's doing is changing color based on our body temperature! Chris Petrila fooled me with this in the first grade, and I won't let Microsoft fool me with it now!
Everything is better with chainsaws.
They don't make a version for their own phone OS?
Try it! Library of Babel
We sense that re-arranging your icons made you angry...we will find them again, trust us :)
In NSA America social networks join you!
The researchers created a low-power background service for iPhones and Android handsets
I guess they had to drop the Windows phone variant, as the moods only varied between 'disappointed' and 'highly annoyed'.
More and more crap that makes the phone slow.
Be or ben't
If a phone had this option, I'd hack it so it would always read "PISSED"
If your phone is running windows 8 you probably won't need to hack it.
[Flags]
public enum Moods
{
FeckedOffWithWindows,
WishingTheydBoughtAnIPhone,
WishingTheydBoughtAnAndroid,
}