Apple Hires CEO of Yves Saint Laurent To Head Special Projects
alphadogg writes "Apple has hired Paul Deneve, until Tuesday the CEO of French luxury brand Yves Saint Laurent, to work as its vice president for special projects, igniting fresh speculation about possible new product launches including a TV or wearable computing devices such as a smart watch. He'll be reporting directly to CEO Tim Cook. Unsurprisingly, the company doesn't want to elaborate on what kind of special projects Deneve, who has worked at Apple in the past, will be working on. But the hire has resulted in analysts speculating, and wearable computing is on top of the list."
I hear he is in charge of designing and manaufacturing the 24-karat gold iDildo. They will have models molded after the dicks of Saint Steve, Tim and Jony. It will also attach to your iToys so you can control the vibrations after it's shoved up your ass. The iFags will love them.
Must be a coincidents that an hour ago a girl passed by myself in the train and she smelled like an Apple?
Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.