Dwarf Planet Ahoy! Spacecraft Spies Pluto and Charon
astroengine writes "As NASA's New Horizons probe powers through interplanetary space, it's keeping a careful eye forward, watching its target gradually loom larger on the proverbial celestial horizon. But earlier this month the spacecraft spotted something right next to Pluto — a pixelated Charon, the dwarf planet's largest moon. 'The image itself might not look very impressive to the untrained eye, but compared to the discovery images of Charon from Earth, these 'discovery' images from New Horizons look great!' said New Horizons Project Scientist Hal Weaver, of the Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, Laurel, MD. 'We're very excited to see Pluto and Charon as separate objects for the first time from New Horizons.'"
So the NSA isn't content with spying all over the earth, they now also spy on Pluto and Charon. No, I'm not going to let the extra A after the N fool me. ;-)
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
It's a space station.
these 'discovery' images from New Horizons look great! [..] We're very excited to see Pluto and Charon as separate objects for the first time from New Horizons.
Not everone gets a boner from the same things that give an astronomer one.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
They might find the lack of communications coming from those locations to indicate suspicious activity...
In SOVIET RUSSIA... erm...NSA AMERICA, the Internet logs onto YOU!
It is drifting, continuing it's journey because of its momentum: launched on 19 January 2006 ... velocity of about 16.26 km/s after its last engine was shut down. OK: powering reads more dramatically, but is wrong.
"Dwarf Planet" could be a cool name for a sci-fi sequel to "Dwarf Fortress".
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"Dwarf Planet" could be a cool name for a sci-fi sequel to "Dwarf Fortress".
Yeah, and here's how it would go:
You fire up the game and it immediately displays "Your settlers die a horrible death in a vacuum, wondering how the hell they got into space from their island"
Personally I'd rather have my idiots at home glued to the TV than out doing idiotic things
You mean:
Slaves to Armok, God of Blood
Chapter III: Dwarf Planet
There will be Space Elves and they will be even bigger jerks than the ones in Dwarf Fortress.
Oh wait, they already wrote that game, it's called Warhammer 40K.
tl:dr