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Dentist Who Used Copyright To Silence Her Patients Drops Out of Sight

According to a report at Ars Technica, a dentist named Stacy Makhnevich, who billed herself as "the Classical Singer Dentist of New York," threatened patients who wrote bad Yelp reviews with lawsuits, along the same lines as the online dental damage-control outlined in a different Ars story in 2011. This time, though, there's something even stranger than bargaining with patients to forgo criticism: when a patient defied that demand by describing his experience in negative terms on Yelp, Makhnevich followed up on the threat by seeking a takedown order based on copyright (putatively signed over to her for any criticism that patients might write, post-visit) — then disappeared entirely when lawyers for patient Robert Lee filed a class-action lawsuit challenging the validity of the agreement.

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  1. Re:"murica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're free to have your patients sign bogus agreements, but you have to be brave enough to back them up if you think they're going to stick.

  2. Behold the power of Barbra by tepples · · Score: 2

    It's a followup to a previous article featured on Slashdot, showing how the Streisand effect is strong enough to shut down a health care practice.

    1. Re:Behold the power of Barbra by budgenator · · Score: 1

      It's a followup to a previous article featured on Slashdot, showing how the Streisand effect is strong enough to shut down a health care practice.

      Not necessarily, that "Mutual Privacy Agreement" is the kind of stupid shit dental consultants sell, and practices that hire these charlatans are usually in pretty bad trouble financial trouble. A fair number of Dentists develop bad personal spending habits, dentistry requires a high degree of hard won skills, which leads to big ego's and sometimes narcissistic behaviours like impulsive spending habits.

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  3. disappeared entirely by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    Finally. Nice to get a little good news in my day, even if the issue doesn't affect me directly. I firmly believe this kind of thing should happen much more often (think SCO, for just one example).

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    1. Re:disappeared entirely by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      What if the dentist's qualifications were not proper and complete?

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    2. Re:disappeared entirely by tqk · · Score: 1

      What if the dentist's qualifications were not proper and complete?

      In the Twenty-First Century, dentists are still drilling holes in peoples' heads. The world would be a better place if every last one of them committed suicide if that's the best they can come up with.

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  4. Form Paperwork Used by Many by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Who knows what's up with this dentist. But the company who provides the form paperwork is really the people that the lawyers should be going after. D. Makhnevich is only one of many many who use this company's services / products.

    Also this points out why I never pay much attention to Yelp: This dentist is rightfully getting a lot of heat over this business, but most of the "opinions" about her on Yelp are by people who have almost certainly never used her services. This is how it goes when businesses get bad publicity, everyone runs to trash them on Yelp regardless of if they have ever done business with whoever is the target.

    There are a number of other sites that specialize in doctor ratings from patient that have a significantly different score for this clown.

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    1. Re:Form Paperwork Used by Many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no relationship of any kind between her patients and the paperwork company. Do you also suggest they go after the company provider her equipment, office supplies, and billing software?

    2. Re:Form Paperwork Used by Many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that company provided defective equipment that lead to harm to the patient, of course they would be liable in addition to the dentist who used them. Therefore the company that provided defective legal forms that lead to harm to the patient should, in fact, be liable as well.

    3. Re:Form Paperwork Used by Many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the stretching sound?

    4. Re:Form Paperwork Used by Many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the sound of an AC responding to an AC responding to an AC...

    5. Re:Form Paperwork Used by Many by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      If that company provided defective equipment that lead to harm to the patient, of course they would be liable in addition to the dentist who used them. Therefore the company that provided defective legal forms that lead to harm to the patient should, in fact, be liable as well.

      the company would be liable towards the dentist, she should sue the company for bad legal advice.
      but just because you find some guy to sell you some forms doesn't mean that you're off the hook yourself..

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  5. still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They're a crazy bunch, those in the dental profession.

    1. Re:still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Dentistry is one of the "social mobility" professions. Like nursing. Poor people trying to make it rich, while lacking the values held by rich people who were brought up properly. Dentists also have a very high suicide rate. Go figure.

    2. Re: still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Rich people brought up properly" - did I miss the sarcasm or do you really think rich people are better than poor?

    3. Re:still no match for Orly Taitz by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "values held by rich people who were brought up properly"... Like, knowing how to scam properly to not get caught, or at least get bailed out by taxpayer money? Or what exactly do you mean?

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    4. Re: still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Surely you don't think poor children in general are equally well raised. It has not to do with their qualities as humans, it's simply much more difficult. And so as a group they will be less well raised.

    5. Re:still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, how to scam and not care about ethics

    6. Re:still no match for Orly Taitz by lxs · · Score: 1

      GP means not generalizing based on media stereotypes, not talking shit about people behind their backs like you're commenting on a Youtube video and not judging peoples character by irrelevant details like the amount of money in their bank accounts.

    7. Re: still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Surely you don't think that wealthy kids are better people than kids in general? When your every whim is available on demand, when the entire system is structured around what you want and there are no barriers, what use are things like consideration for others, compassion, restraint and a work ethic?

      When you are unable to get what you want by demanding it, you learn how to interact with people AS YOUR PEERS and sociapathy is drummed out, because ostracisation is neither accepted nor workable in the general populace.

      But among the elite, sociopathy engenders success: they can force people to do as they wish by exercising the power of money (which doesn't require actually spending it: the promise can be enough).

    8. Re:still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur. We were born different, it's in our blood...

      I'm going to go to the store now and buy some Burberry.

    9. Re:still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you mean like not judging people based on whether they vote democrat or republican, not judging people based on whether or what college they went to, not judging peoples character based on how theyre dressed?

      Those area all things youll find the amongst the wealthy far more than youll find amongst the poor.

    10. Re:still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like how to be born on third base and convinced that you hit a triple yourself

    11. Re: still no match for Orly Taitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you substituting "better raised" with "better people"?

      Some people treat their offspring like they are an unfortunate consequence of sex. This is more common among the poor than the rich, as it seems when I look at a cross-section of all the people I know.

      Being poor does not automatically make you a bad parent, but it kind of sucks in both ends when parents work hateful jobs around the clock and still cannot afford their kids any luxuries. And it is not about owning toys, it's about not having time or energy or positive moods to share. Plus, as a kid, you feel ashamed among your schoolmates all the time.

      My parents were struggling. I am still resentful to them for my quite joyless childhood, even though they were nominally good people. Myself, I waited until I was 40 and wealthy enough to be a stay-at-home dad half the years and go places with my kids. Who by the way are turning out to be better people than I ever was.

    12. Re: still no match for Orly Taitz by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Why are you substituting "better raised" with "better people"?

      Who by the way are turning out to be better people than I ever was.

      Your premise is dubious, and you also contradicted yourself.

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  6. What's most surprising about this story. by BitterOak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's most surprising about this story to me is that any patients would sign such a contract. According to the article, it is supposedly to increase privacy protections for the patient, but how many dentists go around spilling the beans about their patients' teeth? And are your tooth secrets that serious that you'd be willing to sign over copyright of your internet posts so your dentist will keep them? Are you really that afraid your friends will find out you don't floss regularly?

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    1. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most patients, when walking into the office of a new medical provider, are given a stack of forms to sign by a harried receptionist who expects them to just sign the paperwork and hand it back. Few people actually read them.

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    2. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by notthegeneral · · Score: 1

      As earlier said, most people don't read the paperwork they sign. In addition, how many people with toothaches actually read fine print? They just want to get the paperwork over with and see the dentist NOW.

    3. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by KingMotley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I always do. I read absolutely everything that I sign, because there are too many unscrupulous people out there. You never know what bullshit is in those contracts, and I've even refused to sign some, and some they've changed or removed clauses

    4. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I am from dentists (like all health-care professionals) are legally obliged to keep patient info private - if they for some reason will need to share this with someone - even another dentist or doctor (usually as part of a larger operation where the patient is moving between different health-care professionals/systems) they will have to ask for your permission.

      Is the default in america that these people are free to share your medical record? while i love to pick on usa this was one thing i actually never thought was the case.

    5. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you must be painfully aware that you are in the minority. The poster you replied to is entriely correct in saying "Most patients".

    6. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Likewise. I actually refused to sign the boiler plate at a new dentist after I moved. Upon close reading, the forms insisted that I agree to undergo any procedure the dentist thought necessary for the care of my teeth. So, don't want that root canal the dentist says you need? Too bad - you've already agreed to it. So, I crossed out those parts and corrected the language until it was something I was satisfied with. I called it to the attention of the receptionist and said "I don't agree to these terms as is. I have modified it in the following way, as noted on the form." Signed and handed it back. Not a peep out of them - they were as surprised as I was! They likely had no idea that clause was even in their paperwork, probably inserted by an over-zealous lawyer at some point.

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    7. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I always do. I read absolutely everything that I sign, because there are too many unscrupulous people out there. You never know what bullshit is in those contracts, and I've even refused to sign some, and some they've changed or removed clauses"

      Me too. And I have a good story. You should be aware that this works both ways, and you can use it to your advantage.

      Years ago, I had to take a pee test for a pre-employment "drug screening". I have a strong philosophical objection to that practice, but I wanted the job so I did it. (I don't do that anymore, but that's another story.)

      So I got to the clinic, which specialized in doing pee tests en masse. Big waiting room, lots of chairs and people, window with a woman behind it. She handed me a form to sign on a clipboard, and I sat down and read the whole thing. And it amazed me. The form said that the clinic could tell anybody (not just the company) anything they wanted about my pee test, even if it was wrong, and I waived any right to hold them responsible in any way.

      I went up to the window and asked the woman: "Do I understand this correctly? You are in the business of doing these tests, yes?"

      "Yes"

      "But in order for you to test me, I have to waive any right to sue you or hold you responsible, even if you screw it up?"

      (Annoyed look) "It's just a standard form."

      I said "Well, I don't think it is. I think I'd like to own a business where nobody could hold me responsible for actually performing the service they pay me for. Seems like a pretty sweet deal." She looked pretty pissed off.

      I sat back down, looking it over. And on the second page of the fine print, where it said I could not hold them responsible, I penned in "Except in case of negligence."

      I signed the form and gave it back to the woman. She didn't even look at it... just signed and dated it, and threw it into the pile of papers to file.

      Hahaha. I could have written in "And I get to fuck your brother" and nobody would even have noticed. But it was just as legal a contract as anything THEY handed ME.

    8. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by shentino · · Score: 1

      We don't need no stinkin copyright to protect it.

      We already have HIPAA.

    9. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      According to the article, it is supposedly to increase privacy protections for the patient

      And how would that work, anyway? I don't have a privacy agreement with myself. I can tell the whole world all sorts of crazy stuff about myself without any recourse against me for doing it.

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    10. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes, true. But I think (I don't remember for sure) the issue with this dentist first came up before HIPAA was passed.

      Besides: it's a pretty thin excuse for giving up copyright. Probably wouldn't fly if actually challenged in court.

    11. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Very nice Jane, that story made me laugh. If I hadn't already commented, I would have modded you +5 funny.

    12. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I always do. I read absolutely everything that I sign, because there are too many unscrupulous people out there.

      What's unscrupulous about putting on paper in black and white what the terms are you are agreeing to? IMO signing a contract and then complaining loudly that you agreed to something without making the effort to find out what it was you were agreeing to is a bit churlish.

      What you do is simply the right thing And traditionally the law presumed that is what anyone who signed had done. Though realistically, with a 100 page form contract from a major corporation (eg. bank, telecom), where there is no chance of negotiation and which service you need and can not otherwise procure, you could be forgiven for skipping this step.

      Of course nowadays legislation to restrict an individual's rights of contract (colloquial known as 'consumer protection' or 'unfair contracts' legislation ;o ) may interfere with an agreement the State finds "unscrupulous" on aesthetic grounds. Given the current example, why should people, as part payment, not be allowed to assign their copyright (in a highly restricted class of publications) to a dentist? It's their damn right to assign, no?

      ... and I've even refused to sign some, and some they've changed or removed clauses.

      Good on you!

      Reminds me of the face of the young estate agent when I took my pen to a rental lease and started striking out various clauses in the agreement. When he protested I replied, "no sorry mate, I can't possibly sign that, I'm a lawyer. Unlike your other tenants I can't tell the judge I didn't understand the effect of agreeing to this." The moment I mentioned I was a lawyer he backed down right away! Odd ... that seems to happen quite a lot.

    13. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by sonamchauhan · · Score: 0

      > The poster you replied to is entriely correct in saying "Most patients".

      As is the poster you replied to, who did not contradict this.

    14. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      How do you live? If I read to legal understanding everything I've signed, I'd still be reading. It'd take weeks to buy a house, not just an hour with three or more sets of lawyers sitting in a room while they shuffle the buyer and seller through at separate times on the same day (always the same day so that the funding from the buy hits the sale on the same day to pay off the previous mortgage, if any). In some cases, the contract isn't even available. I've signed things that apply to non-supplied terms and conditions that are available on some web site somewhere. Do you really suspend a sale to look them up and read them, then come back later and complete the sale?

    15. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. I joined a gym (fitness club) in the 1990s. It included "access to the facilities at [location] and some facilities at other sites by agreement". They had racquetball. I asked "So, to be clear, racquetball is included, right?" "Yes" (veral contracts are legally binding in TX). So I had a signed contract that granted me access to the facilities at that location, and a verbal amendment to the contract that explicitly included racquetball. There was a 2-week cancellation period. I never had an issue playing in that time. There was also a 2-week free access to racquetball included, though not stated anywhere. So the day the cancellation period ends, so does access to the racquetball. So then I filed for a cancellation under the "moved" clause. Denied. There was no ability within the contract to deny a cancellation in that manner. So I wrote a letter indicating that I was blocked from access to the facilities indicated in the contract. And cancel under the failure to perform clause. And, if they didn't recognize that claim, then I cancel for having moved. No response. So I stopped paying. The "bad debt" from 1991 was still on my credit report last I looked. It's "active" and renewed for another 7 years every time it's sold from one collection agency to another.

      I could sue them to win a judgment against them, but given how they acted so far, I figured it wouldn't matter. I know people who've won multiple times from someone and still never collected a dime. Though I just checked them out on Google Earth, and the building isn't there anymore, so I'd guess they are out of business, replaced by the smaller, cheaper fitness clubs. But an olympic-sized pool, indoor tennis, and racquetball were nice features.

    16. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But it was just as legal a contract as anything THEY handed ME.

      Actually it's not, UNLESS you have a copy of that signed statement. Otherwise they can just strike it back out and without any proof they signed it with the clause intact you would get nowhere in court.

    17. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by nbauman · · Score: 2

      There may be a touch of justification for this. The confidentiality laws are one-sided. A patient can criticize a doctor or dentist, but under HIPAA, the doctor or dentist can't defend himself because the doctor is under an obligation of confidentiality. So you could call that a loophole.

      When somebody sues a doctor for malpractice, as part of the filing the doctor is released from HIPAA confidentiality to defend himself.

      This contract may be intended to say, "Since I can't defend myself in public, you can't attack me in public either."

      But I don't think it's good contract. You can't require a patient not to complain, for the reasons described in the article. The dentist might have been able to get the patient to agree that if he complains about her in public, he waives his confidentiality and she has a right to reply.

      Medical Justice seemed to have tried something clever by turning it into a copyright issue so they could enforce it with CDA takedown notices. It looks like they were a little too clever. That didn't hold up.

      She should have stuck with meatpuppets raving about what a wonderful dentist she is.

    18. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Verbal contracts may be legally binding, but good luck proving it. Get it in writing.

    19. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Likewise. I actually refused to sign the boiler plate at a new dentist after I moved. Upon close reading, the forms insisted that I agree to undergo any procedure the dentist thought necessary for the care of my teeth. So, don't want that root canal the dentist says you need? Too bad - you've already agreed to it. So, I crossed out those parts and corrected the language until it was something I was satisfied with. I called it to the attention of the receptionist and said "I don't agree to these terms as is. I have modified it in the following way, as noted on the form." Signed and handed it back. Not a peep out of them - they were as surprised as I was! They likely had no idea that clause was even in their paperwork, probably inserted by an over-zealous lawyer at some point.

      I would assume that clause is not there to allow your dentist to force you into a procedure you don't want or need, but to let the dentist change their plan of action during a procedure if something during the procedure warrants the change.

      For example, I went in to have an old filling replaced that was showing signs of decay in an x-ray, the dentist warned me ahead of time that she wasn't sure if she'd be able to preserve enough tooth surface to let her do a new 2 surface filling. And sure enough, after she started the procedure, she said that after she removed the old amalgam filling and some decayed areas that there wasn't enough tooth surface support a filling, so she'd need to do a crown instead.

      It seems like this clause would help protect her if I later complained that I went to her for a simple filling and she sold me an expensive crown.

      I don't think any contract clause would protect her if she tried to force an unneeded root canal on me.

    20. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by chihowa · · Score: 0

      You're dealing with some pretty shady folks there. They've always given me the contract to read well before closing and it really only takes an hour or so to read, tops. That's a pretty weak rationalization for your laziness and deliberate ignorance.

      You absolutely suspend the negotiations until the terms you're legally agreeing to abide by are actually spelled out in writing. There's quite a bit of money at stake here; how about some freaking due diligence?

      Yikes! It's scary that some people actually live their lives this way!

      (I mean, I understand clicking through a EULA for a video game or something, but the idea of not reading anything just floors me.)

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    21. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It was in writing. There were no limitations on the services listed in the contract. The wording implied all services at the site were included in the membership.

    22. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You mistakenly assumed my stance. I stated that it would take a very long time to read everything. I have a pack from my closing. It's more than 100 pages. Reading for comprehension of a set of contracts that long would likely not be under an hour.

      I understand clicking through a EULA for a video game or something,

      Ah, like all jackasses, you don't follow your own rules, but you have excuses why your way and only your way is the right way. No other way is acceptable. Got it.

    23. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Raenex · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ah, since you mentioned the verbal part I thought it was essential to your dispute. Something else has been nagging me, though, and it's your statement, "The 'bad debt' from 1991 was still on my credit report last I looked. It's 'active' and renewed for another 7 years every time it's sold from one collection agency to another."

      That looked so rotten that I had a hard time believing it was legal, and a preliminary search shows it isn't:

      "[..] Federal law requires the lender to report the original delinquency date of the account that led to charge off and any subsequent collection efforts. The original delinquency date is the date from which the seven year period is measured.

      The original account and any subsequent collection accounts are deleted seven years from the original delinquency date. Because each account must include the original delinquency date, none should return to your credit history. [..]"

    24. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you've bought a house recently if you think reading it takes just an hour. Or you live somewhere with very different laws than the places I've lived.

    25. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      veral contracts are legally binding in TX

      I should hope so. Imagine the hassle if you had to read through a 20 page document and sign in triplicate each time you wanted to get a carton of milk from the corner store! Which is, of course, a contract for the assignment of personal property in the carton of milk in exchange for the payment of legal tender (usually) ... well either that or it's shoplifting.

      Verbal contracts are binding almost anywhere you could imagine, and only a small fraction of contracts entered into are ever reduced to written form.

      However ... IF, as here, we are considering verbal amendments to written contracts that's a whole new racquetball game and the parole evidence rule comes into play.

    26. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      I agree with you. That's not how collection agencies roll. They are evil. It was more for background.

      And yes, I contested the appearance on my credit report once, and the agency (no I don't remember which I challenged it on), and it was found to be "valid". The "validation" is sending a message to the claimed debt holder and asking if it's valid. There's no actual verification of the original debt. The system is broken. The only winning move is not to play.

      They reported it as a "new" debt under their own name when it got close to the 7 years, and not under the original debt holder. And the challenges never go back to the original debt holder anyway. The system is broken. I can't count the number of threats of law suits a $400 debt got me. Every time it got sold to a new company, they'd send a batch of them out, with increasing threats until... nothing happened.

      They violated a large number of laws when dealing with me. I didn't bother to list them. It was a Bally's but they don't list any Bally's in Texas now, so someone may have chased them down on it.

    27. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      A clarification of "does 'facilities' include all facilities at the location?" is not a material change to the contract, but a minor clarification. The point is, the "change" was verbal and agreed to by both parties, and no, there was no clause that required all amendments be written.

    28. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't count the number of threats of law suits a $400 debt got me.

      Something similar happened to me and it bugged the heck out of me until I finally had a flash of insight. The collection agency was always willing to threaten me with "We have a recording of our last conversation. Would you like me to play it back for you?"

      One day they threatened to sue. I replied "You promise?" The collection troll didn't understand. "If you sue me, then we get to go in front of a judge who will force you to shut up long enough for me to explain why I don't owe any money. I want you to sue me."

      "Well, we will."

      "OK. Just remember, you promised."

      They called me a couple of times after that. I reminded them of the fact that they had promised to sue me and I was waiting to be served papers to appear in court. I also reminded them that they had a recording of them promising to sue me.

      They hung up on me a couple of times and then I never heard from them or anyone else about it again.

    29. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Sentrion · · Score: 2

      Yes. That too many Americans sheepishly suspend their rights in the name of convenience is exactly why these practices have gotten too far out of hand in the first place. We are no longer the same people who went to war against our King because we were required to use name-brand paper (the Stamp Act) and repay the Crown for the cost of the French and Indian War.

    30. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, his post is about as relevant as if he had posted about the root canal he got last month or something.

    31. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by dcollins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "What's most surprising about this story to me is that any patients would sign such a contract."

      Read the Ars Technica piece by the writer who tried to say "no" to such a contract. In short: he gets booted out the door. Now imagine you're in pain and maybe scared about a possible medical emergency (as the patient in the lawsuit here was). Situations like that is why oversight of a time-critical service like this is needed.

      http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2011/05/all-your-reviews-are-belong-to-us-medical-justice-vs-patient-free-speech/

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    32. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Gavrielkay · · Score: 5, Interesting

      IANAL, however I think modifications to boiler plate contracts have to be initialized by both parties to be valid. And that's for your benefit or they could add whatever they wanted after you signed it and claim it was there all along. So, funny story, but unless you pointed out your addition to them and got someone to initial it, you probably didn't really accomplish anything.

    33. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Troll the trollers. Honed on Slashdot, used on collections agents.

      I've never heard so many lies from anyone other than collections. I managed to stump them by asking them to send me an itemized bill. "I'll pay it if you can bill me for it" But all they had was that they bought some IOU off someone else who had bought it from someone else... So they had no idea of what I owned for what. $20 for pencil, $350 in fees, interest, and penalties. Nope, it was $400 - best guess as to a debt amount. Begging them to send me a written bill for what I owe so I can pay it got them confused and shut them up.

    34. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by KingMotley · · Score: 2

      I live quite well, and I know what the conditions of things I've signed for. How do YOU live not knowing what you've actually agreed to. In my state (Illinois) , the contract for the sale of a house has to be given to you 24 hours in advance of you signing it, and yes, I read it. Well, technically, I last "purchased" a house 20+ years ago, but I just refinanced it a year ago or so.

      If I'm agreeing to a 15-30 year deal, then an hour (maybe two) isn't that big of a deal spending to make sure that all the money I've investing in the purchase isn't going to go away because of some stupid clause. It's people like you that complain that OMG someone should have protected you from your own stupidity. As if there should have been some way to avoid bad situations, oh, but wait, there was.. READ WHAT YOU AGREE TO. Seriously, take some damn responsibility for your own actions. Most contracts aren't very difficult to read, but if you seriously have that big of a problem reading it, take it to a lawyer you trust. Then you can pay him a couple hundred dollars to read it and explain it to you.

    35. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

      It was completely relevant to the context.

    36. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      In my state (Illinois) , the contract for the sale of a house has to be given to you 24 hours in advance of you signing it,

      I've bought in Texas and Alaska, and they expect you to sign within 5 minutes of sitting down. I read and had them bring me drinks (hot chocolate, mainly) and they had to wait.

      As if there should have been some way to avoid bad situations, oh, but wait, there was.. READ WHAT YOU AGREE TO.

      So you've read every EULA you've ever agreed to? Really?

    37. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      IANAL, however I think modifications to boiler plate contracts have to be initialized by both parties to be valid. And that's for your benefit or they could add whatever they wanted after you signed it and claim it was there all along. So, funny story, but unless you pointed out your addition to them and got someone to initial it, you probably didn't really accomplish anything.

      If his modification makes the contract invalid, then he hasn't agreed to waive their liability for anything. Also, you'll note that they don't sign it at all.

    38. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by oobayly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But in your case the clause wouldn't have been necessary as she informed you before the procedure what may actually have to be done. You could have told her that you couldn't afford the crown, so if the tooth can't support a filling just remove it (unlikely, but it's your prerogative).

    39. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by swillden · · Score: 2

      You mistakenly assumed my stance. I stated that it would take a very long time to read everything. I have a pack from my closing. It's more than 100 pages. Reading for comprehension of a set of contracts that long would likely not be under an hour.

      Maybe I read slower than you do, but it takes me about two hours. I warn the title company in advance that I am going to read everything and ask questions about anything I don't understand, so they schedule a two-hour block for my closing.

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    40. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2

      Are you impulse buying houses?

      A purchase that'll be, at an absolute minimum, tens of thousands of pounds and likely to have long-term consequences does not strike me as being someone one rushes through to avoid having to read small print.

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    41. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I never said I don't read them. I stated that almost nobody does. Why is it so many stupid people assume that if I explain reality, I'm defending it? People are stupid. And yes, I've impulse bought a house. $250,000 (no pounds), and no harmful effects (and no, "impulse buy" doesn't mean I didn't read the contract), as 99.99% of the time, it's the standard contract that needs no great scrutiny.

      Do you read 100% of all EULAs you agree to?

    42. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The secrets held between myself and my Dentist are already protected by HIPPA. Sign any agreement that abridges my freedom of speech - nope.

    43. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it wouldnt have been, The company would just have argued the nurse didnt have the authority to authorise that legal agreement.

    44. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by scotts13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So, I crossed out those parts and corrected the language until it was something I was satisfied with. I called it to the attention of the receptionist and said "I don't agree to these terms as is. I have modified it in the following way, as noted on the form." Signed and handed it back.

      I do the same, all the time. I was once asked to take a lie detector test (for, of all things, a job at Radio Shack). When I read the forms, they reserved the right to re-sell the results of the test to anyone, in perpetuity. They also denied me any right to challenge those results. I crossed out the offensive sections and handed it in. To their credit, they (the testing company) DID read my revisions, and said it wasn't worth their while to continue under those conditions. They didn't test me, and I got the job anyway.

    45. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      No, he is right and you misunderstand.
      The original printed contract would still be valid, but there is no way to tell when the additions were added, so you could never prove that they were there before or after the signatures, without being initialized by both parties.

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    46. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by chihowa · · Score: 1

      You mistakenly assumed my tone. I wasn't attempting to be hostile, I was shocked. I like how you immediately jumped to the juvenile name-calling, though. Classy.

      My "rules" are to give attention to things that warrant attention. Are you seriously suggesting that I'm a hypocrite and that everything I say is bogus because I don't think a click-through EULA requires the same attention as a real estate contract?

      I just bought a house a few years ago. The contract was 115 pages long and took an hour to read before I went to the closing. I marked anything that I wasn't sure about and asked about it at the closing. Working through the questions and changes took half an hour. Nobody there seemed pissed that I didn't just sign it unread and push it back across the table. They, of course, had already read the contract before they signed it.

      The position that you described is a dangerous one, and I feel that it does the world no favors to paint it in a positive light on forums. Contracts are long and boring, and many are stupid and unnecessary (EULAs and dentist copyright assignments), but one should always try to be aware of what is being signed. As shown in this article, blindly signing things can end up biting you. Even if such a contract ends up thrown out in court, the cost and hassle of going to court could be avoided from the start by not signing documents you don't agree with.

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    47. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I read slower than you do, but it takes me about two hours. I warn the title company in advance that I am going to read everything and ask questions about anything I don't understand, so they schedule a two-hour block for my closing.

      Just tell them to send you the documents in advance of the closing.

    48. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Is the default in america that these people are free to share your medical record?

      No - HIPAA

    49. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by swillden · · Score: 1

      I'm fine with them waiting while I read. They're making enough for it :)

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    50. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your insightful and informative comment. AK Marc is very high strung. I appreciate your calm reply and second that reading a contract is a bare minimum requirement.

    51. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most patients, when walking into the office of a new medical provider, are given a stack of forms to sign by a harried receptionist who expects them to just sign the paperwork and hand it back. Few people actually read them.

      I've had the same dentist up here in Canada for over 20 years. I've never signed any forms except one to indicate insurance.

      I have a new doctor in last few years. There were no forms to sign.

      I've had one optometrist for many, many years. I have never signed any forms.

      WTF is going on down in the US where you have to sign forms for anything but major surgery???

    52. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I signed the form and gave it back to the woman. She didn't even look at it... just signed and dated it, and threw it into the pile of papers to file.

      Hahaha. I could have written in "And I get to fuck your brother" and nobody would even have noticed. But it was just as legal a contract as anything THEY handed ME"

      well... except that they never signed to accept the contract so I don't think it was enforceable by you.... and her brother had herpes.

    53. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      the big problem is they could hide a clause that requires you to maintain an internet connection so that the (hidden) cameras installed in the bedrooms can be accessed by the seller.

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    54. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would assume that clause is not there to allow your dentist to force you into a procedure you don't want or need, but to let the dentist change their plan of action during a procedure if something during the procedure warrants the change.

      This sentence is too simple to really address what the clause allows for. One example would be: The dentist is performing a procedure in which the patient is knocked out via anesthesia and suddenly the dentist decides it's better to simply replace your entire jaw bone...With that clause, they would not have to wake you up and ask. Whether or not it actually is better, while an important distinction, is less immediate than the fact that you would be stuck with the bill.

    55. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      one should always try to be aware of what is being signed.

      That's different than "one should always read what is being signed." I don't count "skim until you think you have a general idea of what it says, but if you can "read" a 115 page contract in under an hour (average US reading speed being about 1 minute per page for recreational reading, one would assume contracts and such being a harder, not easier read, that means to me you did not "read" it), then maybe you are the unique person who is generalizing their highly unusual skill and asserting everyone else should do it like you do. I assume "average" when making statements about what "average" people should do.

      The name calling was pointing out that you contradicted yourself. "read everything"... unless you and only you determine it's not worth reading. That'd great logic for being a jackass in an Internet argument, but useless as a rule to live by. Pointing that out makes me the bad guy? Stop being an intellectually inconsistent jackass, and I'll stop pointing it out.

    56. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "I managed to stump them by asking them to send me an itemized bill."

      This.

      In the past I have done the same thing, more than once. I was getting annoyed by letters from some collection agency in some other state, claiming I owed X dollars. I had no idea what for... it simply said I owed, and identified it by a "case number". Nothing else.

      I wrote them back and reminded them that the law in my state required them to send me an itemized statement, including what they original debt was for, to whom, and that any fees, etc. must be reasonable and also itemized.

      I didn't hear back from them again.

      On another occasion, I got a statement from a collection agency about a debt that was legitimate. (It wasn't an old debt... the company sent all unpaid accounts to collection after 30 days.) The problem there was that the agency showed the original amount, plus another amount for "fees" that was a good 50% of the original amount. No other label, just fees. And the amount was pretty outrageous.

      I sent them a letter, reminding them that state law required the statement, including fees, to be itemized, and that fees must be reasonable. An additional 50% added on to the original debt was not "reasonable".

      Another quite legitimate thing you can often do, is send them a letter telling them that while their claim is very nice, you simply prefer to deal with the other principle party in the transaction (i.e., whoever it is you actually owe money to). In the vast majority of cases, you have the legal right to settle the debt with the original party, collection agencies and their "fees" bedamned.

    57. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I never said otherwise. I get high strung when people assume my description of reality breaks people's idealism of how they think it should work, so they call me wrong for being inconveniently right. I stand by my statement - reading every contract that you are legally liable for is impossible. The "insightful" comment is apparently agreeing with me and stating that one should carve out the time to read the most important ones, and implying that if you can read a single contract, that my generalization is somehow wrong.

      If people would stop calling me wrong while agreeing with me, I'd be much less high-strung.

    58. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I was once asked to take a lie detector test (for, of all things, a job at Radio Shack)

      To be fair, lying is an essential part of the job there.

    59. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Actually it's not, UNLESS you have a copy of that signed statement. Otherwise they can just strike it back out and without any proof they signed it with the clause intact you would get nowhere in court."

      It was on NCR paper, and I got the yellow copy.

    60. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Another quite legitimate thing you can often do, is send them a letter telling them that while their claim is very nice, you simply prefer to deal with the other principle party in the transaction (i.e., whoever it is you actually owe money to). In the vast majority of cases, you have the legal right to settle the debt with the original party, collection agencies and their "fees" bedamned.

      My wife was a student at Alaska Pacific University when we met (I was also a student there). She ended up not paying her last semester. They sent it to collections (not just 30 days, but some time after, I think it was over a year). I was still a student there, and I tried to pay them on her behalf. "I'm sorry, once we've sent it to collections, you must deal with the collections agency." I have no idea what the law was, I just walked out, and she still owes it 5 years later, and they'll never get their money. I always expected it was contractual, APU would have still had to pay the collection fees, otherwise, every collections letter that goes out, if you pay the original party, then the leaches will never make any money, but will have done work. How is that fair? Poor leaches.

      Glad to hear someone else had it work the way it worked for me. I've only lived in 2 of the 50 states, even if I've visited 45 or so of them (stupid New England), so I never know if that was local, federal, or as is so common, governed by federal, but implemented inconsistently.

    61. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "ANAL, however I think modifications to boiler plate contracts have to be initialized by both parties to be valid. And that's for your benefit or they could add whatever they wanted after you signed it and claim it was there all along. So, funny story, but unless you pointed out your addition to them and got someone to initial it, you probably didn't really accomplish anything."

      IANAL either, but I had very good instructors in Business Law in college.

      Initialing a change is not a "requirement", it is merely evidence. Two different things.

      Many people do not get this concept, but a piece of paper is not "a contract". It is merely evidence of a contract.

      Also, a "contract" that is a pre-printed, mass-produced, standardized form, if enforceable at all, is a very weak contract. Any contract of that nature, which cannot be negotiated by both parties, is known as a "contract of adhesion". Many courts are loathe to enforce them, because they violate the central tenet of contract law, which is that both parties must be free to negotiate the terms upon which they agree.

      Companies like that hand you a long form with lots of fine print, relying on the fact that most people will never bother to read them. But that means people aren't really agreeing to them, either. If there is not mutual understanding, there is no binding contract.

      So back to my original point: the paper is not the contract. The agreement is the contract. The paper is merely evidence of it. They don't get to have that both ways. If they didn't read my amendment, then they didn't agree and there is no contract.

    62. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by chihowa · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that interacting with you was going to be such an uncivil and icky process. If you want to relax and continue this discussion without all of the childish names and vitriol, I'll be right here.

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    63. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      You have a legal right to settle the debt with the original party, unless you signed that right away somewhere. Sometimes that is a clause somewhere on a form that you signed. But if you didn't, they can't legally force you to settle that debt with some 3rd party.

    64. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by John_3000 · · Score: 1

      I wonder about the legal consequences but when I'm expected to sign before I have the time (or inclination) to read the document I just scrawl someone else's name, usually Jesus H. Christ or Abraham Lincoln.

    65. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      You do, I do, and a great many more on slashdot do as well. But we're probably the 2% who can read, write and add. The other 98% signs the whole stack without thinking it.

    66. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      Likewise. I actually refused to sign the boiler plate at a new dentist after I moved. Upon close reading, the forms insisted that I agree to undergo any procedure the dentist thought necessary for the care of my teeth. So, don't want that root canal the dentist says you need? Too bad - you've already agreed to it. So, I crossed out those parts and corrected the language until it was something I was satisfied with. I called it to the attention of the receptionist and said "I don't agree to these terms as is. I have modified it in the following way, as noted on the form." Signed and handed it back. Not a peep out of them - they were as surprised as I was! They likely had no idea that clause was even in their paperwork, probably inserted by an over-zealous lawyer at some point.

      I would assume that clause is not there to allow your dentist to force you into a procedure you don't want or need, but to let the dentist change their plan of action during a procedure if something during the procedure warrants the change.

      For example, I went in to have an old filling replaced that was showing signs of decay in an x-ray, the dentist warned me ahead of time that she wasn't sure if she'd be able to preserve enough tooth surface to let her do a new 2 surface filling. And sure enough, after she started the procedure, she said that after she removed the old amalgam filling and some decayed areas that there wasn't enough tooth surface support a filling, so she'd need to do a crown instead.

      I've been under an extremely similar scenario. The dentist simply removed the tools from inside my mouth, asked me if it was ok, and I replied. Way easier than signing some obscure paper ahead of time.

    67. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, verbal contracts aren't worth the paper they are printed on.

    68. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      Nowadays, I tend to grab my phone and record that. A video of a legal contract is quite hard to dispute. I'm not sure why that's not more common really.

    69. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I'll elaborate a little:

      One of the most basic principles of contract law is that there must be agreement between the parties. Therefore, nobody can legally obligate you to some 3rd party, without your prior consent.

      So if it doesn't say in your contract that the debt can be assigned to somebody else, then it can't be assigned to somebody else. Which means you have the absolute right to settle the debt with the original party, regardless of their "standard policy" in regard to collections. Their internal policies do not obligate you, unless you agreed to that.

      As a hypothetical example: let's say you have a contract with Mary... she'll send you flowers for your table every week, for a monthly fee of $100. (Like I said: hypothetical.) One month you had an unexpected repair bill for your car, so you missed your payment.

      Mary sends her delinquent accounts to Bob, who runs a collection agency. He pays her 30% of the original debt, and anything he collects he keeps.

      So a week later you go into Mary's shop, and try to pay her. She says you have to deal with Bob.

      But... you never entered into any contract with Bob. You don't even know him. And your contract with Mary says nothing about collections.

      In a case like that, hold on to any proof that Mary refused your money. Bob has no legal "right" to your money... you simply aren't legally obligated to him. And Mary (stupidly) refused your money when you tried to pay your debt. Which means, technically, you are no longer legally "liable" for that debt to anybody. They can't refuse your money and then complain that you didn't pay.

      Many people who run businesses either forget or don't understand this simple principle. They can't legally create an obligation between you and somebody else, unless it explicitly says so in your contract.

    70. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that it really matters, but you can't sign away your right to sue in the case of negligence. That clause is unconscionable. The case law on was solid, until for one recently change. Binding arbitration recently was allowed instead of suing. A totally horrible ruling.

    71. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      "Weeks to buy a house"? Those contracts are usually 3 to 4 pages long, and might quote 2 laws which are less than a single page each. No more than 30 minutes.

    72. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I read to legal understanding everything I've signed, I'd still be reading.

      I've signed things that apply to non-supplied terms and conditions that are available on some web site somewhere.

    73. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've bought in Texas and Alaska, and they expect you to sign within 5 minutes of sitting down. I read and had them bring me drinks (hot chocolate, mainly) and they had to wait.

      I've signed four home loans in Texas and not a single one was like that. They all offered me a refreshment before starting. They all wanted to go over the contract with me. I ask to read it as well as listen to their explanation and no one seems to mind.

      It is the responsibility of the title company to make sure you understand exactly what you are agreeing to. If you don't understand the contract, it is not valid. Ensuring validity of the sale is what a title company does.

      Wait, one second. Who the hell drinks hot chocolate in Texas? I can't remember that last time it was actually cold.

      So you've read every EULA you've ever agreed to? Really?

      EULA are not contracts. I don't waste my time reading something that's not binding.

    74. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you could step back and say, "ok, he agrees with me." and move on.

    75. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thinking is that the clause was there so you wouldn't sue the dentist because your tooth feel out when you decided to skip the root canal she said you needed.

    76. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by dj245 · · Score: 1

      This is the way to go.

      First thing to do when someone tries to collect a debt from you is to ask for a "bill of particulars". This is a legal term which means itemized bill, and it generally sends the collection agent running away since they probably don't have one- if a collection actually goes to court, they don't get their commission.

      Then you ask for a signed copy of the original contract. It is pretty unlikely for them to be able to get ahold of this.

      If they have misspelled your name, no matter how slightly, you can claim that you are not the person they are trying to reach and you don't know who that person is. This is much more common that you might think- I have seen it on 3 out of 4 of my last attempted collections.

      State that you do "dispute the validity of any debt and disavow any responsibility" in accordance with THE FAIR DEBT COLLECTION PRACTICES ACT OF 1996 and any local laws (state laws usually have some section which mirrors this law).

      State that you do not wish to be contacted by telephone or by email in accordance with THE FAIR DEBT COLLECTION PRACTICES ACT OF 1996.

      If they are operating outside your residence state, and especially if they are operating outside the state where the debt was first owed, demand they provide proof that they can collect in your state. A good clause is "Since your office is out of state, any future correspondence must include your proof of license and license number allowing operations in Connecticut in accordance with Connecticut Title 36A. Failure to include this will result in this matter being reported to the State Attorney General of Connecticut." This may not be completely helpful or a completely legally valid point, but it implies lawyers, and collections agents lose their commissions if the collection goes to a lawyer.

      If they have contacted you at work, specifically mention this, and that that it is not acceptable according to the THE FAIR DEBT COLLECTION PRACTICES ACT OF 1996, and if they do it again, you will report them.

      Write all this up in a paper letter, sign it, make a couple copies, and send it certified mail. If they harass you again you can sue THEM in most cases.

      I am not a lawyer but this has been very effective in making the collections agents go away.

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    77. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doctors that hand out such contracts are in violation of fundamental rights arising under the 9th Amendment. As such, they demonstrate their lack of fitness to be engaged in the practice of medicine, and under the authority of the 9th Amendment are disqualified from every doing so again, irregardless of any medical association rules or state laws to the contrary.

      Any legal professional that tries to argue such contracts are valid is in violation of fundamental rights as well. Legal professionals are in a position of ethical conflict of interest with respect to the nature, scope and form of the legal system in general, and with respect to the scope of contract law in particular. Like the shrink-wrap contracts (or licenses), this is an attempt to extend contract law far beyond any reasonable bounds. It creates artificial business for the legal profession and as such is unethical practice of law.

      This sick situation is yet another example of how things in the US legal system have gotten completely out of hand.

    78. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yes, which do not contradict my statements. I haven't read every EULA before "agreeing" (some are agreed to by opening a box that contains them, so is physically impossible). I did read the contract for my house sale. Given the neighborhood, I wanted to ensure there were no covenants, among other things.

      But when I mention "I don't read every contract," people take that to be the same as "I never read any contract". That's simply false.

    79. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, they couldn't. They could put the clause in, but not hold you to it.

    80. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      EULA are not contracts. I don't waste my time reading something that's not binding.

      Since the judges disagree with your legal opinion, I'll trust the judges who've ruled on this for how it would be applied against me more than some AC. And the statement I was responding to was " READ WHAT YOU AGREE TO."

      So did you or did you nor "agree" to the EULA, regardless of whether you think it should be enforceable.

    81. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what she did or did not sign away as her terms of payment. And, at least where I am now (outside the US), your opinion on what they can force you to do is wrong (collections law trumps contract law, for some specific things), but I never delved that far into the law in the US for collections, aside from enough to know that I could ignore them without issue, or find ways to make their job harder.

    82. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So, your response to being called a jackass is to be more of one while claiming the high road? You are the one playing games. If you'd just ignored the "icky" name and answered the response, then it'd have been a non-issue. Instead, you are making an issue of it in an apparent attempt to derail the discussion.

    83. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Many people who run businesses either forget or don't understand this simple principle. They can't legally create an obligation between you and somebody else, unless it explicitly says so in your contract.

      And I think they can. If you agree to pay Mary, and Mary sells her shop to Bob, then your contract can be assigned to Bob (though that may be a separate argument that your agreement was with the shop, with Mary as the representative, not with Mary personally). Contracts can be sold and traded, though I have no idea if the "default" is yes (unless otherwise stated no) or no (unless otherwise stated yes). You seem to be implying the default is no, but I've seen nothing that would have me lean towards either in particular.

    84. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      He's a fucking idiot. He thinks it's sensible to run red lights if the person in front of you does. And because the lazy fat cunt is always falling asleep he thinks that entitles him to park in disabled spaces.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    85. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      Companies like that hand you a long form with lots of fine print, relying on the fact that most people will never bother to read them. But that means people aren't really agreeing to them, either. If there is not mutual understanding, there is no binding contract.

      So back to my original point: the paper is not the contract. The agreement is the contract. The paper is merely evidence of it. They don't get to have that both ways. If they didn't read my amendment, then they didn't agree and there is no contract.

      You instructors did not teach you this.

      Your conclusion is shockingly wrong.

      You need to stop spouting egregiously wrong bullshit on Slashdot before someone files a complaint with your state's disciplinary officials. They won't care that YANAL; they will care that you're practicing law very badly without a license.

    86. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Thank you for sharing that. That sort of pushback is the real way people as a whole can get ahead in this country. I'm going to try the same next time around.

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    87. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      My dentist didn't make me sign anything. He just pulled my tooth. Rad.

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    88. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Maritz · · Score: 1

      That is completely appalling. Especially given how 'lie detectors' are psuedoscientific bullshit...

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    89. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes, there is. Repeat: she signed the papers after I did, as a witness that I had signed it. And I got a copy.

    90. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Your conclusion is shockingly wrong."

      Um... excuse me, but you obviously misunderstood my "conclusion". The article you cited says the same thing I was saying. I stated that though the other party did not read the contract, by signing it they were obligating themselves to the terms. Where did you misunderstand?

      Wait... I see. Yes, I admit that what you quoted was misleading. I simply worded it badly. But you have taken it out of the context of my story, in which I clearly stated

      "But it was just as legal a contract as anything THEY handed ME."

      What you quoted was wrong but I did not mean what it seems to imply. Look at the whole context of my story. I specifically stated that the contract was binding. You singled out this one badly written part and say that I am claiming it wasn't binding. And it does look like that was what I was saying there, but it doesn't fit with everything else I wrote. So I think you should have been clued in that I didn't mean what the part you quoted appears to say, when taken out of the context of my whole story.

      Admittedly, I should not have stuck those sentences together in the way I did, because I was rambling and jumbled together some general concepts in a way that made it appear I was stating facts of law. But since I explicitly stated elsewhere that it was a binding contract, the passage you quoted could not have meant what it appears to imply.

      In your quote I was referring to the general concept of the "meeting of the minds". It *IS* a guiding principle, and my instructors very much *DID* teach me that. And we even went over several case studies. Ideally, a contract is supposed to be understood by both parties. Otherwise the very concept of "contract" has no meaning. As a principle, that IS correct, but of course in practice that can sometimes be impossible to enforce. Because, after all, where is the evidence? In most cases all you have is the written contract.

      In the case you cited, the man initialed the Italian price list and signed the agreement, indicating that he agreed with it (and presumably understood it). In no way does this contradict what I was saying in my story. All the hard evidence points to the position that he understood and agreed to the contract. His protests that he did not understand it are unsupported, and contradict the physical evidence. My story agrees with this. It is just that badly worded part you quoted (out of the context of my story) that seems to say something different.

      My whole point was that they didn't bother to read the contract, but that they signed it so it was still binding... the same point that your cited case was making. The bit about "They can't have it both ways" was in reference to the fact that their business does rely on the fact that most people don't read the contracts they are handed. I turned their own business practice against them: they can't complain later that the contract was invalid just because they didn't know what was in it.

      "They won't care that YANAL; they will care that you're practicing law very badly without a license."

      I am doing nothing of the sort, and your taking my comments out of context does not make your case.

    91. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1
      I should qualify this statement, lest somebody take it the wrong way. I stated:

      "Which means, technically, you are no longer legally "liable" for that debt to anybody. They can't refuse your money and then complain that you didn't pay. "

      I did not mean to say that "you are not legally liable". That may be the case; I don't know. But in practice, how are you going to pay it, when the other party refuses to take it?

      I would be interested to find out about what the actual legal status is.

    92. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      This appears to be good advice.

      My point about assignability may be specific to my state; I do not know for sure. But I am very familiar with that part of my state law, and it may be the same or similar in other states.

      So in any case: at least in my state one angle that can work is to challenge the assignment of the debt to the collection agency. If you have not agreed with the original party to the contract that a debt may be assignable, you have no legal obligation to a collection agency. That doesn't stop them from trying to collect the debt if they want, but you are not obligated to pay them and their sometimes exorbitant fees. You can simply tell them that you prefer to deal with the original party.

      If a collection agency takes you to court (seldom worth their while unless it's a pretty big debt), again in this state the court will assume assignability unless it's challenged within a certain period of time. So it should always be challenged. If you did not originally give permission to assign the debt, they have no case.

    93. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "And I think they can. If you agree to pay Mary, and Mary sells her shop to Bob, then your contract can be assigned to Bob (though that may be a separate argument that your agreement was with the shop, with Mary as the representative, not with Mary personally). Contracts can be sold and traded, though I have no idea if the "default" is yes (unless otherwise stated no) or no (unless otherwise stated yes). You seem to be implying the default is no, but I've seen nothing that would have me lean towards either in particular."

      The law in my state very explicitly says otherwise. I am very familiar with that particular part of the law here. I could show you exactly where it says that in the laws that are published on the state website. But I don't put location-specific information out on Slashdot.

    94. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      To be clear, though: I am not saying that is true under all circumstances. There may be exceptions. But I do know about assignment of debt to collection agencies. In this state.

    95. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I will repeat what I stated elsewhere: I don't know about other states, but this is explicitly spelled out in my state's laws. I am not mistaken, and it is very clear. It is easily found in the listing of laws on my state's website.

    96. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      And I should also point this out, though it is specific to the U.S.:

      "No state shall ... pass any bill of attainder, ex post facto law, or law impairing the obligation of contracts, or grant any title of nobility." -- U.S. Constitution, Article 1, Section 10.

    97. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      I stated that though the other party did not read the contract, by signing it they were obligating themselves to the terms. Where did you misunderstand?

      Here...

      If there is not mutual understanding, there is no binding contract.

      And here...

      If they didn't read my amendment, then they didn't agree and there is no contract.

      And the entire content of the post to which I replied.

      What you quoted was wrong but I did not mean what it seems to imply.

      Unless this statement doesn't mean what it seems to imply, and you did mean it... because that's how you roll.

      But since I explicitly stated elsewhere that it was a binding contract, the passage you quoted could not have meant what it appears to imply.

      Yet here you explicitly stated that there was not, so the "explicit statement" made four posts earlier could not have meant what that appears to imply, correct? After all, you clearly said there was no contract not once but twice, in a row, in the same post. And frankly I don't have time to read your entire literary works to decide whether you mean what you've written or the complete opposite.

      TL;DR

      Since nobody can rely upon what you've written to reflect your secret mind, all discussion with you becomes pointless. You're done.

    98. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0
      You really seem to have comprehension issues. I already explained this to you.

      "If there is not mutual understanding, there is no binding contract."

      As I already told you, this was a reference to the general principle of "a meeting of the minds", without which the very concept of "contract" is meaningless.

      "If they didn't read my amendment, then they didn't agree and there is no contract."

      And I already told you that this was a badly-worded reference to the point that they can't expect others to be bound by a contract they didn't read, then turn around and expect themselves to not be bound as well.

      And I admitted to you that it was badly worded, and that I should not have stated it in such a confusing way.

      "Unless this statement doesn't mean what it seems to imply, and you did mean it... because that's how you roll."

      And I already told you, specifically that I did not mean what it seems to imply. I used those very words!

      And now, you're saying that my explanation was "TL;DR", but yet you're arguing about the things I explained to you at length anyway. Which illustrates another thing I wrote before: you seem to have difficulty with the concept of logical argument.

      So let's take it again, short and sweet:

      Yes, as I already admitted to you, those comments are confusing and badly written. However, the interpretation you gave them -- while probably reasonable if those words are taken alone -- makes absolutely no sense in the context of the whole discussion. How many times do you need this to be repeated?

      Let me give you MY interpretation of this: (A) you are angry with me for daring to argue with you, and (B) you're desperately hunting for some way to prove me wrong, in order to soothe your ego.

    99. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      "Since nobody can rely upon what you've written to reflect your secret mind, all discussion with you becomes pointless. You're done."

      And I will make this other point: there is nothing "secret" about my mind. I simply worded a couple of comments badly, which I have explained to you twice now.

      On the other hand, I tried to explain it to you politely, which you then made pretty much impossible with your arrogant, abusive, and baldly insulting manner. The only reason I might be "done" is because I am loathe to voluntarily have conversations with assholes.

    100. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... it's a silly goddamned thing to be arguing about since I originally admitted that I could be wrong, and have repeated that to since. So why are you still even arguing? You really do seem to have a problem with plain English, and you come across like someone with a pathological need to be right. ... you should fucking well know better... I mean, jesus christ. You can't even get that much straight? I am done here. You have acted like an abusive, insulting asshole... On the other hand, I tried to explain it to you politely, which you then made pretty much impossible with your arrogant, abusive, and baldly insulting manner. The only reason I might be "done" is because I am loathe to voluntarily have conversations with assholes.

      This word you're using: "polite." I do not think it means what you think it means.

    101. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "This word you're using: "polite." I do not think it means what you think it means."

      Repeat: I did start with trying to respond politely. He quickly made polite conversation pretty darned difficult his attitude and insults. No, I did not then continue to be polite; why should I?

    102. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I noticed him call you an arrogant abusive insulting asshole who should fucking well know better.

      Or, wait... maybe I have that backwards?

    103. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would contest your assumption that you can write as you averaged one error per sentence. I should clarify that you can write, but not well.

    104. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another alternative she could have tried: provide good service at a decent price. People are less likely to complain about you if they're happy with the job you did and don't gouge them in the process.

    105. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, I noticed him call you an arrogant abusive insulting asshole who should fucking well know better.

      Or, wait... maybe I have that backwards?"

      You are (conveniently?) leaving out the things he said first! Sorry, you can't have that both ways.

      Look, this is really simple: he could have written, in a civil manner: "Hey... wait a minute! That's wrong! Did you mean what this seems to mean?" And then I could have responded, in a manner equally civilly: "Hey! You're right! I wrote that hastily and the choice of words was unfortunate. I agree with you about the legal issue. Let me amend my badly-worded comment."

      But no. He jumped in aggressively with both feet, insulted me, disparaged my character, and even tried to intimidate me with comments about "practicing without a license". Then, when I tried to explain, he didn't listen.

      And you expect me to respond politely to that? Really? Wait a minute here... who is being unreasonable?

      (P.S. I suspect sock puppetry here, but I'm not going to accuse anybody. It's just an opinion.)

    106. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not DRJlaw. But I can read, and his comments weren't insulting. If you seriously think your barrage of insults were somehow deserved, that's a problem you should discuss with your therapist. You should also consider anger management classes.

    107. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1
      HERE.

      I quote:

      "Your conclusion is shockingly wrong [link to blogspot.com]."

      The "conclusion" he referred to was not my actual conclusion. My story agreed with the situation he cited. Then he went on:

      "You need to stop spouting egregiously wrong bullshit on Slashdot before someone files a complaint with your state's disciplinary officials. They won't care that YANAL; they will care that you're practicing law very badly [google.com] without a license."

      And other things like:

      "Since nobody can rely upon what you've written to reflect your secret mind, all discussion with you becomes pointless. You're done."

      "To reflect [my] secret mind"? Put that together with other personal comments, like "that's how you roll", etc. Those are only examples. But they are personal comments, and had nothing to do with the arguments I was making. So yes, he was very much insulting. Personal disparagements are personal disparagements. They have no place in a civil discussion, which it ceased to be after that. And a statement like "You're done," can reasonably be interpreted as threatening.

      I did not insult him until he had already insulted me. Further, his attitude was arrogant and generally offensive. While that is an intangible, it was still pretty difficult to ignore.

    108. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Barring further comments, this will be my last post on this subject: he also engaged in another practice that is generally viewed as insulting, and vastly annoying: insistence that he knew what I really meant when I wrote something that was badly worded. In other words, he was insisting (as the above comments support) that he could read my mind, and knew what I was thinking when I wrote it. And he went on and on about it, despite my protests that he (perhaps not entirely unreasonably) had misunderstood me.

      To say that this behavior is vastly irritating -- and perhaps even intended to irritate -- as well as logical nonsense, is an understatement.

    109. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're astonishingly thin-skinned for someone who calls other people assholes at the drop of a hat. All of the quotes you provided describe your argument, not your person. And he's right, nobody can rely on what you've written to reflect your secret mind. Many conversations with you degrade for exactly that reason.

      "... a statement like "You're done," can reasonably be interpreted as threatening. "

      No, not when he was just echoing what you'd just said: "I am done here." You've either got Alzheimer's and/or a raging persecution complex.

      Either way, you're just a bully trying to blame your victim. All bullies think their victims deserve to be abused, verbally or otherwise. This often happens because they had very domineering fathers, so this behavior seems normal to them. Get some help.

    110. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... he also engaged in another practice that is generally viewed as insulting, and vastly annoying ..."

      You know what else is generally viewed as insulting? Comments like these:

      "... it's a silly goddamned thing to be arguing about since I originally admitted that I could be wrong, and have repeated that to since. So why are you still even arguing? You really do seem to have a problem with plain English, and you come across like someone with a pathological need to be right. ... you should fucking well know better... I mean, jesus christ. You can't even get that much straight? I am done here. You have acted like an abusive, insulting asshole... On the other hand, I tried to explain it to you politely, which you then made pretty much impossible with your arrogant, abusive, and baldly insulting manner. The only reason I might be "done" is because I am loathe to voluntarily have conversations with assholes."

      The excuse that "he started it" is something we expect from children, but even then it's frowned upon. Take responsibility for your own lousy behavior.

    111. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "You're astonishingly thin-skinned for someone who calls other people assholes at the drop of a hat. "

      Thank you for your opinion.

      "You've either got Alzheimer's and/or a raging persecution complex."

      No, sorry. It's one thing for a person to say "I am done here." It's another thing for someone to day "You're done." He could have meant it the way you say, I admit.

      "... your secret mind" is a personal comment, not a description of my own argument. I had explained to him exactly what I meant. There was nothing secret about it. His statement implies that he knew what I meant better than I did. And that was after I had already explained that yes, my comment was badly written and I did not mean what it seemed to say.

      "Either way, you're just a bully trying to blame your victim."

      Bullshit. I admitted that I was wrong, more than once. That should have been the end of it. Yet he went on, and on, and on, about what he thought I was saying. When even the rest of the context of what I wrote contradicted his assertion, AND he was told in no uncertain terms that he misunderstood. He insisted that no, he DID understand. Apparently because he thinks he can read my mind.

      And you seem to think that is reasonable, and not unwarrantedly aggressive or annoying. Well, that's your opinion. I disagree.

      While it doesn't prove anything, I will point out that I have excellent karma here on Slashdot, and generally get along fine with others in discussions. But I have no problem counter-attacking when provoked. And I shall not apologize for that: I was provoked.

    112. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All bullies think their victims provoked them.

    113. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "All bullies think their victims provoked them."

      Again: bullshit. I am not impressed by your armchair psychology. Apparently you, too, seem to think you can read my mind.

    114. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "All bullies think their victims provoked them."

      Gee, I think maybe you should shut up and stop spouting bullshit before somebody complains that you are practicing psychiatry without a license.

    115. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a reasonable opinion. Acceptable responses to that opinion vary, but don't include insults like "asshole." Please keep that in mind.

    116. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      That WASN'T my response to THAT. Please keep that in mind.

      That was my response to the entirety of his unnecessarily drawn-out, unnecessarily aggressive and offensive, tirade about something that was already explained to him.

      You're just digging yourself a deeper hole here. I see no need to further participate in your one-sided "discussion".

    117. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fascinating how psychological projection is invisible to the projector.

    118. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "It's fascinating how psychological projection is invisible to the projector."

      Yes, isn't it?

    119. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      And -- this is just a guess, you understand -- you also consider that calling someone a "bully" and accusing them of "projecting" is also not an insult?

    120. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      I say this freely... I'm just leading you on because I am interested to see just what level of bullshit you will stoop to.

      And also, because I still suspect sock-puppetry and I'm waiting for you to hang yourself. I could be wrong about that, but maybe we'll see.

    121. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      Speaking of fascinating.

      Just generally speaking, don't you know... it is fascinating to me how some people can complain about the actions of others, then turn around and hypocritically indulge in the widely vilified, socially unacceptable practice of sock puppetry. Fascinating indeed.

    122. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and no, there was no clause that required all amendments be written

      There need be no clause, as the parole rule forms part of the common law interpretation of contracts. I cannot say how/if the rule is applied in TX. For argument's sake let's assume it is.

      A clarification of "does 'facilities' include all facilities at the location?" is not a material change to the contract, but a minor clarification.

      Exactly! And one if fact which can no effect whatsoever on how the contract is to be interpreted. It is a courtesy for them to explain how their set up works, but one which affects their goodwill not their legal standing.

      The point is, the "change" was verbal and agreed to by both parties

      The point of the parole rule is that you would not be permitted in court even to mention that such an clarification was made --that is where the court engaged in interpreting the meaning of the contract. (ie. Say you published this story and they sued for defamation then you could of course lead evidence to say that this change was agreed to).

      Take home lesson: When amending a written contract, write it on the physical agreement and have both parties countersign. This is a requirement in most common law jurisdictions and certainly won't hurt where it is not.

    123. Re:What's most surprising about this story. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      "However, there are number of exceptions to this general rule, including[...]to resolve ambiguities," Your Wikipedia link indicates that a clarification of ambiguity is an exception to the rule. As "facilities" was not defined, the clarification of it would not trigger the parol rule.

  7. Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In order to be a valid contract, there has to be "consideration" on both sides.

    What is the "consideration" given to the patient, in exchange for giving up copyright? Clearly it isn't dentistry, since that could be had elsewhere without the requirement of waiving copyright.

    So what did Makhnevich give patients in exchange for that? If nothing, then there is no contract.

    I suppose it's remotely possible that the patients were trading their copyright for dentistry, but that seems a pretty thin argument.

    1. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Still, I feel sorry for small businesses today -- are there any restaurants whose online listings aren't choking with "gross" and "I'll never go there again!"

      The Better Business Bureau has a mechanism to take complaints and give the business a way to respond and resolve the issues. All this also assumes the complaints are real and not just made up derogatory astroturfing online of competitors.

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    2. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by drkim · · Score: 1

      In order to be a valid contract, there has to be "consideration" on both sides.

      In this case it would appear that the consideration is the "increased privacy" beyond HIPAA.

      It will probably still not be enforceable since the reviews are not a work for hire, and reviews are generally not protected by copyright.

    3. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by mark-t · · Score: 2

      In particular, the only things that can ever potentially be copyrighted are creative works. Facts are not in any way creative works, fox news notwithstanding.

    4. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      Still, I feel sorry for small businesses today -- are there any restaurants whose online listings aren't choking with "gross" and "I'll never go there again!"

      I use Yelp extensively and leave both favorable and unfavorable reviews for a variety of things and find the site to be quite helpful to find what is good and what to stay the heck away from. You can tell who has an axe to grind by looking at their other reviews.

      In NYC, the Health Department has a letter system for restaurants. The restaurant must post it prominently. I find it amusing that the restaurants that object the most strongly are also the ones that get poor reviews on Yelp. Like "Gross" and "I'll never go the again." Its all very self-equalizing; one bad review amongst a sea of good ones gets ignored as does the good review for a place with mostly good reviews.

    5. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by DRJlaw · · Score: 2

      In order to be a valid contract, there has to be "consideration" on both sides.

      What is the "consideration" given to the patient, in exchange for giving up copyright? Clearly it isn't dentistry, since that could be had elsewhere without the requirement of waiving copyright.

      Courts do not analyze consideration with that degree of detail. In order for there to be consideration, both sides have to agree to provide something of value and/or agree not to do something that they otherwise had the right to do (provide services, tender payment, agree to a property boundary, not disparage each other, etc.). The contract has to have mutual obligations. If I contract to give you $20 in exchange for absolutely nothing, it's not a contract -- it's a non-contractual promise to make a gift. If I contract to give you $20 to shovel my walk and not drink alcohol for a week, that's a presumably enforceable contract.

      Courts do not break apart the transaction to say which consideration was exchanged for what part -- if there is a single contract, it's a single package. The fact that you could get dentistry elsewhere without agreeing to the covenant means that you could have refused and taken your custom elsewhere, yet instead chose to contract -- who's to say why. Courts will rarely look at the relative value of what was exchanged -- the key is that something was exchanged.

      This is why there is a bar exam. You could not have been more wrong if you'd tried.

    6. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Still, I feel sorry for small businesses today -- are there any restaurants whose online listings aren't choking with "gross" and "I'll never go there again!""

      But over time that's a self-defeating fad. If people post frivolous critiques, sooner or later other people will stop taking the site seriously.

    7. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "In this case it would appear that the consideration is the 'increased privacy' beyond HIPAA."

      Fictitious consideration is the same as none.

    8. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Zemran · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My ex-wife does catering for local hotels, i.e. she rents their restaurants and runs them for them. So I know a little bit about the local hotels. Last year a friend wanted to stay in my city but he wanted a top end hotel and my ex works with the mid range hotels so apart from asking her advice I looked at the internet sites. Most had very similar comments. Several comments were very obviously professionally written and I could even see the same style of writing in several comments. Anyway, one hotel interested me. It had several comments including a story about room service stealing a guests mobile phone and about how the guest was very badly treated by reception when they complained. There were lots of replies and debate about how terrible this was. The story interested me because I knew that the hotel had not opened yet and had not employed any staff.

      The hotels hire advertising companies who will write glowing stories about the hotel (lies) and write bad stories about the opposition. I am talking about hotels but I am sure that the concept applied to all areas of debate on the internet.

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    9. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by am+2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Facts are not in any way creative works, fox news notwithstanding.

      I'm pretty sure that Fox News "news" are copyrightable.

    10. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What is the "consideration" given to the patient, in exchange for giving up copyright?

      Dental work.

      You want your teeth cleaned? Pay us some money, AND agree to these terms. That's the consideration.

    11. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Supposedly it's increased privacy, which is pretty thin also; I don't even say "Hi" first to our patients I see on the street due to potential HIPPA concerns.

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    12. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      What is the "consideration" given to the patient, in exchange for giving up copyright? Clearly it isn't dentistry ...

      No, it is dentistry. The assignment of copyright constitutes part payment for the provision of dental services, the balance being paid in legal tender.

      ...since that could be had elsewhere without the requirement of waiving copyright

      Reducing that logic to the extreme, the fact that a free dentists practises elsewhere would mean that no dentist can charge anything for dentistry.

      I suppose it's remotely possible that the patients were trading their copyright for dentistry, but that seems a pretty thin argument.

      Now I think you are getting closer to the most obvious point of legal attack. The contract fails not for want of consideration, but because this kind of term is so far outside the ordinary nature of an agreement for the provision of dental services, so unreasonable, that it would require the proverbial "red hand" (UK law but similar cases exist in may CL jurisdictions) to bring it to the notice of patients. Patients wouldn't have imagined that they were trading copyright for dentistry and such a term must be specially brought to their attention. Alternatively this most likely falls foul of the relevant statutory prohibition on the formation of unfair contracts.

      Nice try though, you have to give her that.

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    13. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      In order to be a valid contract, there has to be "consideration" on both sides.

      With EULA, the "consideration" use using the item you bought. If you don't agree, you don't get to use the item you own. So the service itself *is* the consideration. I think that sucks, but it works for EULA/copyright, so why not dentistry?

    14. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is especially true of hotels. There are usually a bunch of hotels of similar quality in a similar location. The only difference is price (often very similar) and whatever reviews they may have. So there is a pretty high motivation for hotels to have fake reviews both positive and negative.

      Restaurants complain about this when it comes to sites like Yelp too. My practice is to try to throw out any outlier reviews and try to find places with a good number of reviews where I can try to find some general trends or consensus.

    15. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      What is the "consideration" given to the patient, in exchange for giving up copyright?

      I thought about that too, but I just assumed the company that created the contract also addressed that issue. Maybe "these are my fees, but the agreement gives you a 10% discount," or something like that. If consideration was not addressed by that company it'd be pretty darn stupid.

    16. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      One of the key defenses to posting critical reviews is they are opinions, not merely facts, though of course they may contain facts.

    17. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      In order to be a valid contract, there has to be "consideration" on both sides.

      What is the "consideration" given to the patient, in exchange for giving up copyright? Clearly it isn't dentistry, since that could be had elsewhere without the requirement of waiving copyright.

      What? Of course it was the dentistry service. Why do you think consideration must be unique? If that were the case, then paying the dentist with money would not be consideration since just about everybody has money.

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    18. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Better Business Bureau has a mechanism to take complaints and give the business a way to respond and resolve the issues.

      The BBB is a scam, they just have really good marketing like DeBeers quality marketing.

      The way it works is that dues-paying BBB members get to have their records wiped of any unresolved complaints after a certain period, usually about a year although it varies between BBB offices. Non-members do not get their records wiped under any circumstances. So when a disgruntled customer files a BBB complaint about a non-member business, the BBB uses that as a marketing tool to get that business to start paying dues.

      The end result is that you can only trust BBB records of non-members, because they never get wiped, while a dues-paying BBB "member in good standing" may have hundreds of unresolved complaints that have simply expired. Occasionally a BBB office will "fire" a really egregious dues-paying member, but AFAIK there is no consistent set of rules across all BBB offices for when, if ever, that is required.

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    19. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Macgrrl · · Score: 1, Troll

      I'm pretty sure Fox 'news' wouldn't know a fat if it bit them on the ass. I just can't work out what genre applies though; science fiction, fantasy or magical realism?

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    20. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Bah. I even previewed and didn't see it until after I hit submit. I obviously meant 'fact' not 'fat'.

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    21. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by adolf · · Score: 1

      My practice with hotels is to find the cheapest one available, and then only sleep there.

      Because seriously: If I wanted a community swimming pool or a weight room or hot breakfast, I'd go forth and find such a thing.

      But all I want from a hotel is a clean bed and a TV with a sleep timer and a sufficiently-boring cable channel that I can go to sleep easily.

      If it is early, a fridge or an ice machine is nice to keep the beer cold; otherwise, the beer will stay cold long enough. (I'd mention Internet access, but it's been years since I found a hotel without it, so that doesn't matter any longer.)

      I don't unpack. Indeed, my bag might even just stay in the trunk of the car. I don't need it in the room with me.

      What do you do with hotels that requires you to actually study up on reviews beforehand?

    22. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by _merlin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've seen reviews that I think have to be written by the competition, such as a review of a hotel in Tokyo complaining that wifi was slow, when the hotel didn't have wifi at all (only ethernet, which was plenty fast).

    23. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      Try staying at a hotel for a week or two someplace where you don't speak the local language and you can't even read signs written in the local alphabet.

      There are other use cases than "crash and dash".

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    24. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by oobayly · · Score: 1

      You can't get much slower than non-existent.

      <ducks>

    25. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sort of irresponsible hearsay is why I rarely ever read slashdot and instead spend my time on the always reliable and interesting reddit.

    26. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'll second this. I did business with a company which shafted me. I filed a BBB grievance - zero action. I filed a claim in court and won, and their license to operate in the state was pulled - that business still has an A+ rating by BBB (and AFAIK he's still doing business).

    27. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean CNN, or any other news source a-hole. Even slash fool is biased you a$$. Stupid liberals ruining everything. Stick to the topic wankers.

    28. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will third that...
      legalized scam for sure, they won't do shit, other than file a 'case' that NEVER gets resolved...

      the BBB will *say* the issue has been 'resolved' or 'closed' or whatever their inbred lingo calls it, but that ONLY MEANS the subject business has "responded" to your charges, and that means LITERALLY 'responded', not ACTUALLY refuted the charges or even addressed them...
      (monty python voice)
      scam! Scam! SCAM! SCAM! SCAM!

    29. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by hankwang · · Score: 1

      My practice with hotels is to find the cheapest one available, and then only sleep there. ... What do you do with hotels that requires you to actually study up on reviews beforehand?

      I followed this strategy plenty of times and my experience is that I will end up with a smelly room (body odor and/or smoke absorbed into the carpet and curtains), excessive street noise, a half-broken water knob(*) in the shower, noisy/drunk neighbors who also went for the cheapest option, and/or a really greasy breakfast.

      I would actually prefer to stay in a hostel, but alas my SO doesn't like the idea of bunk beds and shared bathrooms.

      (*) Why does each and every hotel bathroom have a different system for adjusting the water flow and temperature of the shower that involves unlabeled knobs and that requires two minutes of fiddling to figure out?

    30. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to mention the bed bugs.

    31. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You could not have been more wrong if you'd tried.

      "They can't convict a husband and wife for the same crime. "

      Proof that you can be more wrong (on television).

    32. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      What do you do with hotels that requires you to actually study up on reviews beforehand?

      It's the same reason why all products and services in the world are not tuned exclusively to the needs of a Slashdot user named adolf. Everyone is not you. In fact everyone is particularly not you, as you seem to be a bit of an edge case. You leave your unpacked luggage in the car? What do you do then? Every day pop down to the car, in a towel, and carefully retrieve the day's clothing without unpacking?

      I spend around a 5th of each year in hotel rooms, and can tell you that there's a lot to be said for having a decent and self-contained place to come to at the end of a rough day. I don't want to lug my laptop to a local bar, or go hunting around the neighbourhood for breakfast at 6am. I couldn't give a shit about a pool or weights room, but I do want a decent bar with at least some kind of bistro. In short, I want a hotel room that has a higher standard of quality and functionality than a low security prison cell.

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    33. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "The BBB is a scam, they just have really good marketing like DeBeers quality marketing."

      I know some people who owned a store, & they were members in good standing of BBB. But eventually they dropped their membership. I asked the owner why.

      He said "The BBB can't help companies. All they can do is hurt you. Nobody calls them with favorable reviews... the only calls they get are complaints."

    34. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      "The fact that you could get dentistry elsewhere without agreeing to the covenant means that you could have refused and taken your custom elsewhere, yet instead chose to contract -- who's to say why."

      That's why I *THEN* wrote "I suppose it's remotely possible that the patients were trading their copyright for dentistry, but that seems a pretty thin argument."

      I never claimed to be a lawyer. But on the other hand, I don't need remedial reading lessons, either.

      Your blanket statement that "Courts do not analyze consideration with that degree of detail" is a generalization that is not true in all cases. It depends on the case, the contract, and the surrounding circumstances. Without knowing specifically what was in the contract, it is impossible to say. Obviously it was not an "everyday" common contract or this whole issue would never have arisen. Which means broad generalizations probably do not apply.

    35. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      That's why I *THEN* wrote "I suppose it's remotely possible that the patients were trading their copyright for dentistry, but that seems a pretty thin argument."

      I'm not going to deconstruct your argument for you. You declared that the consideration for the copyright "Clearly [] isn't dentistry." Then at the last minute you hedged and declared that it "seems a pretty thin argument" without any explanation as to why. The only way to interpret what you wrote is that something had to be provided in exchange for the copyright other than dentistry, or that the dentist would be making the "thin argument" that (part of) the dentistry was paid for an assignment of future copyright. If you believed something else, you should have written it.

      Your blanket statement that "Courts do not analyze consideration with that degree of detail" is a generalization that is not true in all cases. It depends on the case, the contract, and the surrounding circumstances.

      Citation needed. Here's mine A severe imbalance of consideration may be evidence supporting other reasons to invalidate a contract, but those other reasons also have to be supported by other facts. "All I got for my money and copyright was dentistry" cannot by itself invalidate a contract.

      You didn't bother to quote the more specific point that "Courts do not break apart the transaction to say which consideration was exchanged for what part -- if there is a single contract, it's a single package." Yet you vaguely claim that "[i]t depends on the case, the contract, and the surrounding circumstances." Provide an example of the case, the contract, and the surrounding circumstances. Show me where a court has played Match Game with consideration in a single contract and voided one obligation, out of many others actually supported by consideration, merely because it was not tied to specific consideration. I already know what you'll find -- cases in which someone attempted to amend a contract without offering any additional consideration (the amendment is itself a contract, therefore...), and cases in which the case, the contract, and the surrounding circumstances support an entirely different theory such as fraud in the formation.

      Handwaving about supposed exceptions to "broad generalizations" is an even more egregious generalization. Which exception? Medical Justice's contracts were the height of stupidity, and the copyright claims potentially unenforceable as against public policy, yet claiming that there was no consideration given to the patient, and therefore no contract, was utterly, totally, and incontrovertably wrong.

    36. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      "I'm not going to deconstruct your argument for you. You declared that the consideration for the copyright "Clearly [] isn't dentistry." Then at the last minute you hedged and declared that it "seems a pretty thin argument" without any explanation as to why. The only way to interpret what you wrote is that something had to be provided in exchange for the copyright other than dentistry, or that the dentist would be making the "thin argument" that (part of) the dentistry was paid for an assignment of future copyright. If you believed something else, you should have written it."

      I know what my argument was. But apparently you don't seem to get that the final sentence was an admission that I could be wrong. Why do you have such a problem with that?

      "A severe imbalance of consideration may be evidence supporting other reasons to invalidate a contract, but those other reasons also have to be supported by other facts.

      Now you're arguing out of context. My direct statement to you was that courts may examine consideration in some cases, while YOUR statement was a blanket denial that it ever happens. However, this quote by you is affirmation that it does, indeed, happen in some cases. Thank you for proving my point.

      "All I got for my money and copyright was dentistry" cannot by itself invalidate a contract."

      And I repeat: I admitted that I could be wrong.

      "Handwaving about supposed exceptions to "broad generalizations" is an even more egregious generalization."

      It was far from "handwaving". You already proved that I was correct.

    37. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by DRJlaw · · Score: 0

      What is the "consideration" given to the patient, in exchange for giving up copyright? Clearly it isn't dentistry, since that could be had elsewhere without the requirement of waiving copyright.

      So what did Makhnevich give patients in exchange for that? If nothing, then there is no contract.

      Courts do not analyze consideration with that degree of detail.

      My direct statement to you was that courts may examine consideration in some cases, while YOUR statement was a blanket denial that it ever happens.

      No, your so-called "direct statement" was that courts would parse the consideration in a contract on an item by item or type by type basis to determine whether matching consideration existed. I specifically recall referencing that by writing "with that degree of detail," and specifically recall your reply that courts would evaluate consideration "with that degree of detail" in unspecified cases. Care to show us any instance in which a court would do what you initially proposed? I have denied that any US court would, and I've linked to some relevant material to back it up.

      Your blanket statement that "Courts do not analyze consideration with that degree of detail" is a generalization that is not true in all cases. It depends on the case, the contract, and the surrounding circumstances.

      There it was -- your contention that courts would analyze consideration "with that level of detail" in some cases.

      My direct statement to you was that courts may examine consideration in some cases...

      Not really, since you referred to a specific manner of examining consideration. Of course, once you adopt a new goalpost where "some cases" switch to entirely different theories of defect and consider an overall disparity to somehow be the same as a hole in a piecewise comparison, you can probably create an illusion of affirmation pretty easily. Yet we didn't do that -- did we?

      A severe imbalance of consideration may be evidence supporting other reasons to invalidate a contract, but those other reasons also have to be supported by other facts. "All I got for my money and copyright was dentistry" cannot by itself invalidate a contract.

      ...while YOUR statement was a blanket denial that it ever happens. However, this quote by you is affirmation that it does, indeed, happen in some cases. Thank you for proving my point.

      Ah, there it is. I didn't and you did. Then you simply omitted any reference I made to to the original misguided point in order to say that I did. Moving the goalpoasts... is such a fine salve for the ego. So "with that level of detail" does not refer to the "no consideration for copyright" point that you initially made, but to any thought given to consideration at all? Really?? You're also OK with conveniently omitting the conclusion that "'All I got for my money and copyright was dentistry' cannot by itself invalidate a contract" while we're at it? You, who complains about supposed omissions of context??

      Once you attempt to spin my argument into "a blanket denial that it ever happens," you commit a cheap fraud, Ms. "IANAL either, but I had very good instructors in Business Law in college" My so-called blanket denials have been specifically directed to your initial point that a court would say "I see obligation A and consideration X, and obligation B, but no consideration Y, so there is no contract." Yes that is absolutely denied. It. Does. Not. Happen.

      If the material that I've linked affirms a theory of defect entirely different from the one you first wrote about, it does not prove that you were correct. It proves that your analysis and advice SUCKS.

    38. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      "No, your so-called "direct statement" was that courts would parse the consideration in a contract on an item by item or type by type basis to determine whether matching consideration existed. "

      That is a mis-statement of what I wrote. You are taking the context of the first part of my very first comment, and trying to insert that context into the other comment I made. It won't work.

      "There it was -- your contention that courts would analyze consideration "with that level of detail" in some cases."

      Yep. There it was. I added the emphasis again, just to be sure you understand what we're talking about.

      "A severe imbalance of consideration may be evidence supporting other reasons to invalidate a contract, but those other reasons also have to be supported by other facts."

      And there is that quote again. We're moving right along here.

      " I didn't and you did. Then you simply omitted any reference I made to to the original misguided point in order to say that I did."

      Utter nonsense. Let's repeat what you stated:

      "Courts do not analyze consideration with that degree of detail."

      This is a blanket, absolute statement. This is a statement that courts NEVER ("do not") examine consideration at that level of detail. My statement was that they may in some cases. Your statement was an absolute. Mine was not. This is plain, simple English that an elementary-school student could understand.

      "Once you attempt to spin my argument into "a blanket denial that it ever happens,""

      I don't need to "spin" anything. You did it yourself. Saying "Courts do not" is a blanket denial. Once again: the plain English meaning of your words.

      "My so-called blanket denials have been specifically directed to your initial point that a court would say "I see obligation A and consideration X, and obligation B, but no consideration Y, so there is no contract.""

      Okay, but I have 2 things to say about that: First, this statement makes it apparent that you did not even understand what I was saying regarding the context of the situation. And 2, it's a silly goddamned thing to be arguing about since I originally admitted that I could be wrong, and have repeated that to since. So why are you still even arguing? You really do seem to have a problem with plain English, and you come across like someone with a pathological need to be right.

      But since you have chosen to continue to argue out your ass, let me explain something: I did not say, or even imply, that that there was "obligation A and consideration X, and obligation B, but no consideration Y." And if YOU are a lawyer, you should fucking well know better, because from the information we have it was, to all appearances, a unilateral contract. So there was no A and X and B and absent Y. I mean, jesus christ. You can't even get that much straight?

      I am done here. You have acted like an abusive, insulting asshole, and to say that your legal skills have left me far from impressed is about the understatement of the century. If you really feel the need to reply, I won't bother to read it.

    39. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      And just as a parting shot, I will add that you are directly and rather blatantly contradicting yourself, when you flatly deny ever making an absolute statement, and then a couple of sentences later asserting that the situation is, indeed, absolute.

      I sure hope you're not a criminal lawyer, because your logical argument skills need serious work.

    40. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... it's a silly goddamned thing to be arguing about since I originally admitted that I could be wrong, and have repeated that to since. So why are you still even arguing? You really do seem to have a problem with plain English, and you come across like someone with a pathological need to be right. ... you should fucking well know better... I mean, jesus christ. You can't even get that much straight? I am done here. You have acted like an abusive, insulting asshole..."

      Do you feel like a BIG man after typing that?

    41. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

      The key is to read the extra words... they mean something.

      "My so-called blanket denials have been specifically directed to your initial point that a court would say "I see obligation A and consideration X, and obligation B, but no consideration Y, so there is no contract." Yes that is absolutely denied. It. Does. Not. Happen."

      Show me where it has... I'm still waiting.

    42. Re:Probably Not Enforceable Anyway by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1
      Once again, since you seem to have such problems with English:

      "Yes that is absolutely denied. It. Does. Not. Happen."

      This is an absolute statement. In fact, it is about as absolute as they get. Yet you wrote it about (I'm not going to count) 2 sentences after you denied that you were making an absolute statement.

      Certainly there are "extra words" there, and they might mean something, and you might have written them "in reference" to something, but that is 100% irrelevant to the point I made, which was that you have contradicted yourself, and which seems to have sailed straight over your head.

  8. Re:Who gives a fuck? by hey! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My son was entering middle school, and we asked him what kind of a girlfriend he thought he'd have. And I swear to god this is what he said: "Of course nobody wants an ugly girlfriend, but it's more important for a girl to be smart than beautiful. It'd be better to go out with an ordinary looking girl that you like than a beautiful idiot."

    Of course, that was back when he was 12, before the hormones really kicked in.

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  9. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Wow, pre-teen and he already thinks he can judge a human based on intelligence.

    At least judging on looks doesn't have the pretence of depth.

    Neither good brain nor good body are likely to provide you with a good relationship. As the old saying goes, it is easier to teach skills than values.

  10. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Wow, you are an asshole.

  11. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm an asshole because I suggest that content of character is more important than (mostly innate) qualities like intelligence and appearance?

    I stand by what I said: values are more important than skills. A good person is better than a clever or a sexy person.

    I have found kids to judge people only based on "niceness" too, until the adult competitive world bashes into their head that they must look at less important things. Hormones do make people care about physical appearance, but the particularly physical qualities people find attractive vary tremendously except when society forces particular obsessions (e.g. in the US breasts are a huge taboo therefore big breasts are a Thing in the US, whereas in Europe people fixate much less on them).

  12. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Before you judge others you should learn English. 'Pretence' is English for the word that Americans write as 'pretense'.

  13. Let me be the first to say... by shentino · · Score: 1

    ...this totally bites.

  14. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an asshole because I suggest that content of character is more important than (mostly innate) qualities like intelligence and appearance?

    Yes, but character can be moulded by the usual manipulation that constitutes a relationship. Unless you happen to be a plastic surgeon you won't be able to repair her beauty, and as far as intelligence goes ...

    Beauty and intelligence are certainly the two qualities I look for in a gf, precisely because they are mostly innate.

  15. http://nm2ofs.net/forum/showthread.php?t=80299 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://nm2ofs.net/forum/showthread.php?t=80299

  16. Zip-line by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    I once went zip-lining on vacation. Having an indemnity waiver makes sense. There is a particular amount of risk involved. This one, though, was over the top. Among other things, it stated that I would hold blameless the company and employees for injury resulting from gross negligence!

    I crossed out the things that I didn't think would stand in court (but wasn't willing to find out), turned it in, and had a blast.

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    1. Re:Zip-line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damage from Gross negligence cannot be waived by contract anywhere in the world. Gross negligence means thay you knew or were reckless in not knowing the hazzard, but took no corrective action. It's considered and intentional act and often and crime, and no reasonable man would ever agree to categroicly hold harmless the crimes of another against him.

  17. Re:Who gives a fuck? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

    also, there are women here, who may mod down comments like OP's "i'd fuck that" while still being heterosexual themselves. Or maybe it was a man who wants slashdot to be a welcoming place where all men and women come to discuss technology issues. Or maybe it was just somebody with an aversion to assholes (the douchebag kind, not the backdoor kind).

  18. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's 'Muricans to you!

  19. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who uses the word "bluster" in a conversation is probably gay.

  20. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider yourself trolled Sir.

  21. Re:Who gives a fuck? by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 2

    Before you judge others you should learn English. 'Pretence' is English for the word that Americans write as 'pretense'.

    Actually, 'Pretence' is the screwed up spelling Great Britain uses for the word 'pretense'.

    Yes, the English people have the screwed up version of the English language and the Americans have it completely right, as always, and non-Americans aren't allowed to use the English version.

  22. Re:"murica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The legality or otherwise of the agreement has not been confirmed, therefore you are still not free because you have to pay and take a chance that the ToS is, when it's a dentist that judges may go to on occasion, it doesn't apply, whereas with Blizzard.net, which the judges do not use regularly, it does apply.

    Your "come back" is not worth the electrons spent to store it.

  23. I think I see why some are disagreeing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You're all being blinded by your assinine belief that only one person can be at fault in a problem.

    THIS IS NOT THE CASE.

    You are disagreeing with the OP's point because you think that if the company giving the bad advice is at fault, this means it wasn't the dentists' fault.

    THIS IS NOT THE CASE.

    The dentist can be at fault for using it, the company can be at fault for providing it, and BOTH can be sued.

    Go look at the OP again: NOWHERE do they say that the dentist is not at fault, yet you believe they do when you claim:

    "but just because you find some guy to sell you some forms doesn't mean that you're off the hook yourself.."

    THIS IS NOT THE CASE.

    1. Re:I think I see why some are disagreeing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is its a chain of fault - the patient has to go after the dentist, as as far as the patient is concerned the dentist is at fault. Then, if the dentist wants to argue she got bad advice, the dentist can go after the company that gave her the advice. The patient cant skip the dentist and go after the dentists legal adviser.

  24. Re:"murica by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Land of the free

    Sounds better than the land of unbalanced malloc, don't you think?

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  25. Re : Same thing happened to me a week ago. by The+Aditya+Nath+Jha · · Score: 2

    I live in India. Here some people are still trapped in superstitious beliefs and practices. There's spiritual guide named as Nirmal Baba, I wrote a post against him on my blog highlighting the ways he was using to corrupt the minds of the common people. The post was written one year ago. After that I had promoted it for a while, did some SEO and stuff. And then it faded away as Nirmal Baba obscured from public view because the media was targeting him one year ago. Then slowly the channels started shutting their mouths. His show " The third eye of Nirmal Baba" started re-airing on all the news channels in the morning slot as was earlier. I realized that things can't be changed. Nirmal Baba is a millionaire. He shut those people up. Sued everyone writing against him and then came my turn. I was sent a legal notice for writing against him, here's the link of the legal notice to read online : http://goo.gl/rWOvbn I talked to a lawyer. I was assured that if matters go into court, I would win. But I was also made alert that the potential harassment by followers of the Baba could make my life a nightmare. I DELETED THAT BLOG POST. (Here's the original html files : http://goo.gl/vm2Ske )And that's the price I had to pay. Forget morals and standing up against wrong, Same as here, the dentist is misusing the legal powers to shut people up from expressing what they truly feel. This is not what happens in a democracy! And if the people aren't free to post on the internet, then we are surely entering a despotic age!

  26. Dentist Who by Noughmad · · Score: 4, Funny

    The much less popular time lord.

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    1. Re:Dentist Who by neminem · · Score: 1

      Yep, that is exactly how I read it at first, too. Glad I wasn't the only one.

  27. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the hormones really kicked in ...

    When all his mates are getting laid, a girl who puts-out will be his top priority.

  28. Re:Smells Like Obama And Clinton! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lay off the dope. Seriously.

  29. Re:Re : Same thing happened to me a week ago. by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Whee exactly is the crime against democracy here?

    1) You were allowed to write, no criminal penalties were applied.
    2) You were informed that if their was a civil lawsuit you would win
    3) You were informed that Nimal Baba runs a criminal enterprise that takes revenge on journalists

    (1) and (2) is protection of free speech. (3) is protection of civil order. You caved to a private harassment threat. In a despotic government that sort of thing is less likely.

  30. Copyright not her only worry by EmagGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I imagine this class action lawsuit is not the reason she is on the run. I would think that if what Lee said was true, and she was charging insurance companies $4000 for a $200 job, she has bigger problems.

    All speculation, but it seems to me this is a "take the money and run before I get discovered for widespread multimillion dollar insurance fraud" disappearing act rather than a "OMG a civil law suit! Run!" disappearing act.

  31. I went to see Dentist Stacy Makhnevich once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...my appointment was a 2:30.

    Thank you, I'm here all week (more to the pity) :-)

  32. Three things by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Dentist is a paranoid narcissist
    Dentist is a drug addict
    Dentist launders money

    1. Re:Three things by Steve_Ussler · · Score: 1

      All dentists :) Or did you just have a bad experience?

    2. Re:Three things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youre an anti-dentite!

  33. tl:dr by fastgriz · · Score: 1

    When confronted with a multi-page contract from a phone company or dentist or whatever, I have been writing "toolong didntread" on the signature line.... No one has said a thing about comment-as-signature. I wonder what a court would think of that along with testimony that the contract was sprung on me at the point of sale, and, as it is not practical or convenient to stop a small, routine transaction in order to seek legal advice, most people, including myself do not read the contracts.

  34. Not worth it.. by Steve_Ussler · · Score: 1

    These always come back to haunt the person who tries to start them. These people do not understand the power of the social media stream. Especially dentists.

  35. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    I'm all out of fucks to give. Will you accept a rats's ass???

  36. Re:"murica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and when was the last US president that Didn't go to law school?

  37. Re:"murica by fldsofglry · · Score: 1

    that would be George W. Bush.

  38. Re:"murica by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

    Again, with the "blame Bush" ... oh wait .. never mind ;)

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  39. Re:"murica by fldsofglry · · Score: 1

    lol

  40. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    High heels are more important.

  41. Re:Who gives a fuck? by tqk · · Score: 1

    You Slashbitches just can't accept that some guys like females.

    No, no, some of us do like females, some even as sexual partners.

    On the other hand, I don't much appreciate having to negotiate my way around the dreck that morons such you tend to spew. Welcome to oblivion. Wear it proudly. You earned it.

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  42. Re:Who gives a fuck? by tqk · · Score: 1

    Neither good brain nor good body are likely to provide you with a good relationship.

    I disagree, and I predict that without either you are much more likely to have a lousy relationship. Besides, since when did sex have anything to do with the relationship?

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  43. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither good brain nor good body are likely to provide you with a good relationship.

    It's all down to Jebus.

  44. Re:Who gives a fuck? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Besides, since when did sex have anything to do with the relationship?

    I don't know about the since, but I know about the until: marriage.

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  45. Did you forget everything from Civics 101? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Surely you don't think that wealthy kids are better people than kids in general?

    They must be, or they wouldn't have more money. The US is a meritocracy because it isn't run by an old German woman with a gold hat.

    Say, you ain't one of them thar commanests, is you?

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  46. Um, what's wrong with big breasts. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Just wondering. I mean, I always thought fixating on big breasts was a good thing. Or nice legs. Take your pick. If Europeans aren't fixating on that, I'd think it would be more of a knock on them, than on us.

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  47. Yelp....I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a tiny (smaller than small) health professional. Last time I checked I had a tiny number of Yelp reviews, like, one. I've heard from other tiny businesses the same scenario. After you get your first Yelp review, Yelps employees (or 'bounty hunters") called me and others incessantly--like 10 times a week for a month, trying to get me/us to become a Yelp business member. The benefit: you get alerted to any negative reviews, you get the "right" to respond to them, and they move to the bottom of the list.

    The more I read Yelp reviews, the more I'm convinced that the general IQ of the populace is in free fall. For other businesses, a lot of negative reviews were given by people who never even went to or used the business for totally irrelevant stuff: not liking the name, not open when they wanted to go (a solo barber who works 50 hours a week), we went to a Mexican restaraunt but I was in the mood for Chinese, it was raining...

    Also, the more I read Yelp reviews, the more I'm convinced that it leaves a business open to cheap shots form competitors, or people who just a get a bug up there ass start a campaign with friends to also leave negatives.

    Good thing we have Yahoo news to keep a lot of jerks busy leaving comments there. And /. ; )

  48. Re:Re : Same thing happened to me a week ago. by The+Aditya+Nath+Jha · · Score: 1

    The point is that the person in question knew that most of those who write against him would not want to be dragged into a civil lawsuit. See, it's a misuse of the legal process. Also the point is that I am student, it's visible in my profiles, so anyone can guess I won't be able to give much of a fight. That was not exactly a private harassment threat. I think it's not private if it's cunningly backed up by legal clause, it could have been if it was a phone call or just a normal mail. I know a few top bloggers who went head on head against this person in court and one of them won too. But the drama didn't end there. Blind mind washed supporters of this guy took to making that person's life hell. See that's the price some people are paying for standing up against the injustice and falsehood. And I know writing down on a public forum is of no help. But somehow it cools me down. Thank you for the reply.