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Cybercriminals Has Heroin Delivered To Brian Krebs, Then Calls Police

Okian Warrior writes in about a package of heroin that found its way to the door of Brian Krebs. "'Fans' of [security researcher Brian Krebs] have shown their affection in some curious ways. One called in a phony hostage situation that resulted in a dozen heavily armed police surrounding my home. Another opened a $20,000 new line of credit in my name. Others sent more than $1,000 in bogus PayPal donations from hacked accounts. Still more admirers paid my cable bill for the next three years using stolen credit cards. Malware authors have even used my name and likeness to peddle their wares. But the most recent attempt to embarrass and fluster this author easily takes the cake as the most elaborate: Earlier this month, the administrator of an exclusive cybercrime forum hatched and executed a plan to purchase heroin, have it mailed to my home, and then spoof a phone call from one of my neighbors alerting the local police. Thankfully, I had already established a presence on his forum and was able to monitor the scam in real time and alert my local police well in advance of the delivery."

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  1. Re:WTH is Brian Krebs?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...And why is an article with a broken link featuring on the /. homepage? Are the moderators drunk?

    No, but they did recieve a small brown package in the mail this morning...

  2. Re:Asshole blogger can has publicity stunt by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know who he, but I get the feeling that if he keeps publicizing everything that people send his way or do to him, it might become an internet past-time for more people to start doing the same. It'll be like an internet gameshow:

    "Who can send the craziest thing to Brian Krebs?"

    It's all fun and games til somebody decides to send a shit covered blasting cap or who knows what else.

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    Careful with names containing L slashdot.org/~AiphaWolf_HK slashdot.org/~AlphaWoif_HK slashdot.org/~AiphaWoif_HK
  3. Re:What the hell, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's a missing 'e'. What he means is cybercriminals kidnapped Wonder Woman and mailed her to this security researcher's home.

  4. Re:Krebs is a scam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He has uncovered the Anti-vovick conspiracy! Quick everyone look like you were doing something else...

    Lord Krebs commands it!

  5. Re:Working link to article by msauve · · Score: 4, Funny

    I figured "Cybercriminals" was a corporation.

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    "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
  6. GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY by korbulon · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is obviously yet another blatant attempt by the federal government to discredit a real American hero. Not convinced? Look at the facts:

    1. Heroin is known by several street names, including (but not limited to) smack, dope, junk, brown sugar, and WHITE HORSE
    2. "Brian" is an Irish-Breton name meaning 'High'.
    3. Krebs is German for 'Cancer', but in a pinch can also mean 'Crab'
    4. 'Crab' has four letters. Four in German is 'vier', which when pronounced sounds like 'fear' in English.
    5. In July of 1963 a little-known top-secret project sanctioned by the CIA was started, which studied - among other things - the effects of illicit drugs on sea-faring crustaceans. The name of this project was Operation Dungeness. Among the members of the research team was - you guessed it - a German scientist of dubious political background, last name of Krabbe.
    6. As the Dungeness scientists became deranged with drugs and power, their range of test subjects expanded from sea-faring crustaceans to rodents and finally to small orphan children
    7. These orphas were harvested from foster homes and from the streets,to become nameless waifs, but one of these orphan children was nicknamed Brian Krebs ('High Crab') - a sick joke of the scientists
    8. One dark and stormy night a lightning strike knocked out the main power transformer suppling power to the underground lab. In the ensuing chaos, Krebs escaped, but during the escape he was bitten by a radioactive sea-faring crustacean, and it left a mark in the shape of a 'K' on his outer right thigh
    9. Armed with the truth, Krebs reached an uneasy truce with government goons, keeping them at bay - for now. But behind the scenes he wages a one man crusade against the mad CIA scientists who subjected him to a wide range of inhumane experiments as a nameless waif. Masquerading as a security expert, he uses his contacts in the underground to uncover evidence which will one day bring the perpetrators to justice.
    10. But the government does not stand idly by: knowing that direct confrontation is out of the question, it instead opts for a campaign of slander, defamation, and sabotage. This latest attempt to deliver illicit drugs is not simply meant to defame and criminalize Krebs, it is a message. And that message is: "We are coming for you."

    I could go on and on, but I believe these facts speak for themselves.

  7. Didn't work for me by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I tried that "Hey, cybercriminals delivered this heroin to me" routine and the cops didn't buy it.

    I have shitty luck.

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  8. Re:Working link to article by msauve · · Score: 3, Funny

    The author of the summary was distracted by his cable TV, which was being paid for by the admirers of Brian Krebs.

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    "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
  9. Re:Czar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm surprised your editor is still on speaking terms with you.

  10. Re:Krebs is a scam. by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

    I posted a comment on his blog a while ago where I questioned the validity of the results of his research that caught a lot of attention a while back. For example, one of his biggest finds was that that one of the scammer' name is Vasily Ivanovich Petrov, which is just a placeholder name just like Joe Public in Russian. He never approved my comment or provided any feedback. If he was an actual researcher, he wouldn't silence reasonable criticism towards him.

    It's sad to see him get one meaningless article after another on Slashdot.

    I posted a suggestion to the Pope on how to run the Catholic church and he never approved the comment. This proves he's a fake, right?

  11. Re:Asshole blogger can has publicity stunt by Niggle · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Who can send the craziest thing to Brian Krebs?"

    A bobcat? http://xkcd.com/325/

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  12. Re:Working link to article by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Funny

    Warning @ Line 3: Expected end of statement or continuation delimiter.
    Syntax Error @ Line 5: Extraneous capitalization of boolean list qualifier.
    Syntax Error @ Line 5: Invalid list contiuation; Character ':' already in use. Syntax Error @ Line 7: Expected end of statement punctuation.

    # Funny how you humans emulate dumb parsers while machine intelligence has overcome this_

  13. Re:Working link to article by OakDragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Cybercriminals Can Has Cheezburger"?

  14. Re:Krebs is a scam. by eyenot · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can't prove the de facto standard to be fake.

    The Pope is the de facto authority of the Catholic church. To back up this relationship, the Pope is regarded as infallible within the church. Questioning the Pope's authority over church matters doesn't even make sense, because it's an unquestionable authority.

    On the other hand, Krebs is not de facto authority *over* the facts and knowledge of security. If Krebs says encryption doesn't work, that doesn't make encryption fail to work. Whereas if the Pope says e.g. pedophilia is excusable, it becomes so to the Catholic church, despite whatever *beliefs* were held before.

    Krebs is an "authority" by one definition of the word; there is an entirely different definition of "authority" that means something else. In fact, depending on which dictionary you refer to, you may find two entries for "authority" considering them different enough as to be homonyms. I'm not going to go through the rigamarole of actually verifying that for you -- it's the same difference, either way.

    Being "an authority concerning a field of knowledge" doesn't give a person control over that field of knowledge the same way a person who is "an authority over an organization" gives that person control over that organization.

    You tread a really stupid, fine line between idiocy and another different kind of idiocy when you completely mix up science and religion. You should just get away from all of that.

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    "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
  15. Re:Krebs is a scam. by s.petry · · Score: 3, Funny

    The word is not "casted", it is "cast". Please approve my correction comment /. mods!

    Intended as ironic humor, not an insult just in case it gets over looked...

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    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  16. Re:Asshole blogger can has publicity stunt by demonlapin · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, usually the cops have to plant the drugs themselves.