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NASA Data Suggests Solar Magnetic Field About To Flip

Posted by timothy on from the we're-all-gonna-die dept.

Freddybear writes "According to measurements from NASA solar observatories, the sun's magnetic field is about to reverse polarity. The event is predicted to occur within the next three to four months and will have effects throughout the solar system. These magnetic reversals happen regularly about every eleven years as part of the solar cycle."

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  1. You know what this means. by azav · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll be in my bunk-er.

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  2. Oh no by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 4, Funny

    What does this mean for the recipes on my fridge? Should I switch to suction cups?

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    1. Re:Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just turn your fridge upside down

    2. Re:Oh no by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm pretty sure you flip them upside-down, convert to metric, and replace any beer in the fridge with fosters.

  3. Sun has PMS by MLBs · · Score: 3, Funny

    And as usual, innocent men have to suffer.

  4. Re:Yawn by slashmydots · · Score: 4, Funny

    It never hurts to have sun polar flipping insurance though

  5. Misread that... by wbr1 · · Score: 4, Funny
    For a second I thought the title read, "NSA Data Suggests Solar Magnetic Field About To Flip"

    And thought, man they really are spying on everything.

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    1. Re:Misread that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well they can't have the sun changing sides too. Imagine what would happen if the sun turned against us. We'd get all Snowd 'en.

  6. Social Media by Scutter · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder what role social media is having on the timeline for this event?

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  7. About Time! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Funny

    It has been a pretty rotten 11 years.

  8. Not Sharkspotnado! by davidwr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Coronal Shark Ejection!

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  9. I CAN'T BELIEVE OBAMA WOULD DO THIS TO US by egamma · · Score: 1, Funny
    10 PRINT Does that MAN have ANY IDEA how many batteries I will have to TURN AROUND?? That will take HOURS!

    20 END (kidding)

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