IBM Devises Software For Its Experimental Brain-Modeling Chips
alphadogg writes "Following up on work commissioned by the U.S. Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), IBM has developed a programming paradigm, and associated simulator and basic software library, for its experimental SyNAPSE processor. The work suggests the processors could be used for extremely low-power yet computationally powerful sensor systems. 'Our end goal is to create a brain in a box,' said Dharmendra Modha, and IBM Research senior manager who is the principal investigator for the project. The work is a continuation of a DARPA project to design a system that replicates the way a human processes information."
Also at SlashBI.
towards the Singularity.
welcome our new Brain in a Box overlords.
It's not in the box, it's in the band.
I've never seen a brain in a model that was worth shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8g3Gb5-jaY
Lol @ the SyNAPSE processor, SKYNET here we come! well at least before we reach that point DARPA can pimp their new toy out to the NSA and the rest of the 3 letter agencies to help them read through everyones emails, texts, search entries lol
Sorry its not the most insightful comment on such an interesting subject, but seriously what do we all think a machine like this will end up doing? Pure science for benefit of all or will it further help to keep those who pay for it intrenched in even more power.
Analyze the fukcup in Australia: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/08/08/0225222/australian-state-bans-ibm-from-all-contracts-after-payroll-bungle
They've already done that. They call the boxes cubicles.
Ok, whoever transcends first, I want a technomagic ring that keeps me alive, fit, and young, with control panel so I can change my body. And, ummm, I guess a hundred mile wide orgy arena with McDonald's and Starbuck's all around it.
(-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
Because we don't understand it... if we can, however, approximate its function with a computer model, then we can analayze it more closely and determine exactly why it made the decisions that it did... which may, in turn, lead to insight into why us human beings make the choices that we do.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
To say they're trying to recreate a brain in a box is a bit of misnomer. They're not trying to recreate the forgetfulness, random irrelevant thoughts, and other such aspects of a human brain.
Then again, maybe those random thoughts are an important part of cognition. If one follows up on those random ideas, new concepts can be born of the misfiring synapses.
I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
Synapses are the space between neurons wherein chemical interactions communicate impulses from one neuron to another. They have nothing to do with memory, of which we are currently aware.
Jhyrryl
She's got a good fucking point, though.
People without access to maps is cause for concern if we want to ever get back in this STEM battle everyone says we're losing.
Ken Jennings loves maps. He's smart as a whip. This chick at least understands why Mr. Jennings is the greatest Jeopardy contestant ever, even if she can't spell the show's name correctly.
Print some damned maps, people! Think of the children of the Iraq and such as South Africa?
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
And so what? Likely to have more human warmth
...to be able to put the correct ad in front of us at the correct time, to make us want to buy something.
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
Is this a new variation to the Schrodinger's cat problem?
yeah you and everyone else who has ever pursued strong AI. And? And? And so what you're as far away from that as anyone else is. This is the same hype that went around about neural nets some decades ago . So you brought a SHARPENED flint rock to the nuclear armed war this time. And?
There are parts of the human brain the size of your fist we know about as much as we did the heart when we finally figured out hey *it's a pump ! *.
Apparently only holy grail level aspirations are lofty enough to inspire researchers.
Utterances as macho and vaporish as this guy's are deserving of their own "Cock In a Box" style mockery :
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7cd2e1d8f0/dick-in-a-box-uncensored