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NSA Firing 90% of Its Sysadmins

sl4shd0rk writes "NSA Director Keith Alexander has decided that the best way to prevent illegal data leaks is to reduce the number of ears and eyes involved. During a talk at a cybersecurity conference in New York this week, Alexander revealed his plans to cut 90% of the System Administration workforce at the NSA. 'What we're in the process of doing — not fast enough — is reducing our system administrators by about 90 percent,' he said. Alluding to an issue of mistrust, Alexander further clarified: 'At the end of the day it's about people and trust ... if they misuse that trust they can cause huge damage.' Apparently, breaking the law and lying about it leaves one without a sense of irony when speaking in public."

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  1. At the end of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "At the end of the day it's about people and trust"

    I... it's.... but...

    *pop*

    1. Re:At the end of the day by aliquis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are we sure Keith Alexander isn't a cylon?

  2. Re:Question.... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as we imprison the other 10%

  3. Re:So then, this is the way you secure your system by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry, they've already got subcontractors in Hong Kong lined up for the job.

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    If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
  4. Subcontractors by sjbe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry, they've already got subcontractors in Hong Kong lined up for the job.

    I think he's in Russia now...

  5. Re:Alternatively... by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh sure. Just ask for the world on a plate while you're at it, why don't you? What next? Ask us to stop lying to Congress or sharing intelligence on foreign citizens of countries that agree to do the same for our citizens?

    -- NSA

  6. Re:The actual deterrent by Feyshtey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Customs Agent: "The purpose for your flight to Moscow?" NSA Employee: "Vacation."

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    "But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it,..." - Nancy Pelosi
  7. Re:So firing 90% of their admins by linear+a · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a spy agency. You're misinterpreting the meaning of "firing" here. As in "ready, aim, ...".

  8. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    >plans to cut
    >previous access
    I'm not sure you understand the difference between past and future tense. Basically. ALL sysadmins there now know there's a 90% chance their job is about to go away. As they sit there at their desks. With their computers. And access.

    On the bright side though, does this mean American corporations will finally have a pool of qualified domestic tech talent to pick from rather than H1-Bs?

  9. Re:ever hear of best practices?! by tolkienfan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes?

  10. Re:So firing 90% of their admins by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hang on! It says reducing their sysadmins by 90%. Surely that means instituting a high fiber, low carb diet, and an exercise regimen.

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    When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
  11. Re:The actual deterrent by tolkienfan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wanted to go see a freer society?

  12. Re:Question.... by tolkienfan · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not a waste of time - you're the target.
    You don't agree with the government.

  13. Re:NSA-National Storage Agency? by sexconker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't we use FOIL to recover lost files?

    (5 - a)(a + 3) = 5a + 15 - a^2 - 3a = -a^2 + 2a +15
    Not seeing how I can recover lost files...

  14. Re:ever hear of best practices?! by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could also ask if we realy want competent person run the president office. Maybe having Dubya in the office was not so bad after all...

    At this point, I'm all for someone that is a bit more honest and straightforward and stable....like Charlie Sheen.

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    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
  15. Re:Hmm by arf_barf · · Score: 3, Funny

    We will outsource it to China or India. They have full access to the systems anyhow, they might as well keep the systems running ;-)

  16. Re:Hmm by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Funny

    More precisely, is there anything Obama has said since he gained the public eye in 2007 which hasn't been 180 degrees from the actual truth?

    Yes. He said he was going to get his daughters a dog, and he did. A promise was made, and a promise was kept.

  17. Strategic goal of the NSA -- ERROR by coolsnowmen · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, I was researching to comment/argue with a previous post and typed into google "goal of the nsa"- and the first link was: http://www.nsa.gov/about/strategic_plan/

    Coincidentally that returned "Internal Server Error...unable to complete your request."

    HAH!

  18. Re:Hmm by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Funny

    No! Never! There's always an IT skills shortage until every American in IT has been replaced with an H1B!

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    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel