Mobiserv Robot Designed To Keep Tabs On Seniors
Zothecula writes "Of the various potential uses for robots, there's one that many people often forget about – in-home helpers for the elderly. A number of such robots are currently in the works, including the Twendy-One and GiraffPlus. Now, a consortium of European research institutes and companies has created another such electronic assistant, as one component of the larger Mobiserv Project."
"often forget about – in-home helpers for the elderly"
Not me. With people living longer and longer and less and less young people to take care of them, the elderly will be a big market for robots for years to come yet. I had a discussion with a friend of mine about that the other day.
Everything I write is lies, read between the lines.
If this thing can bring snacks and brewskis from the fridge, and come with a built-in microwave for nuking sausages, I'm all in!
We tend to think of robots as two-legged humanoid servants, and those are still some time away. But home automation has helped the elderly, and others, for quite some time. Starting with the humble vacuum cleaner, to washing machines and dishwashers, now robotic vacuum cleaners start to be common, and "japanese" toilets are coming soon... And of course various kitchen machinery, climate control, etc. Sure, more advanced things are being developed, and that is (mostly?) good.
I think they are targeting the wrong audience here. We are already surrounded by robots including the washing machine, the Thermomix and many others. Last generation vacuum cleaners can do the whole job for you and the company making the original one is called iRobot. However, I think that there is correlation between anyone choosing to use whatever robot and his / her age when it first comes out. Microwave ovens for example are generally used by people below 70, because people above that never bothered to figure out about them when they came out. So for this senior robot thing to work, you'll need to sell it to people say 60 years old who still may give a s**t about these things. Problem is, at that age, they don't need it at all yet, so they are not going to buy one just to familiarize themselves. Moreover, when they do need one, in say 16 years time, the model would be a joke compared with the current ones in the market, because these products become obsolete very quickly. The idea of a 90 year old person choosing to buy or use the thing shown on those pictures seems an unlikely one to me.
Robots to look after old people? Are they mad?! Everyone knows they steal old people's medicine to keep themselves going, and then there's the problem of them attacking them with their metal claws.
Someone needs to offer seniors insurance against that sort of thing.
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Why has nobody mentioned Robot and Frank?
which is totally what she said
Id have more time to spend with the elderly, as would most other adults, if we focused this technology on deprecating the more grueling parts of the service sector like fast food and walmart so i didnt have to work two jobs to pay rent.
Good people go to bed earlier.
A robot that will protect us from the terrible secret of space!
http://rocknerd.co.uk
Old Glory Insurance. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340
It's only $4 per month!
I want to volunteer for the elderly, now. I just can't stand Fox News. Is there a match.com for elderly volunteers yet? The only thing worse than dying alone is having a robot reminder that you are alone. I'd visit my mom if I didn't think my ex-brother would show up. :-(
Unfortunately the article doesn't indicate whether these robots can help elderly jewel thieves carry out big heists. Inquiring minds want to know!
The NSA is already keeping tabs on them. The problem is when they fall the NSA thinks they're sleeping.
I missread that title as '..designed to keep tabs on Senators'. Am somewhat disappointed.
With such an expansion of the market for robots to take care of seniors, we really need to get on the ball with Old Glory Robot Insurance, for when the metal ones come for you.
Which isn't to say that I misparsed it syntactically, or even misread any of the words - I just thought from the title that it would be about a robot designed to keep tabs on *high school* seniors, like following them around to make sure they weren't drinking or smoking outside of school. Which would be crazy creepy.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340
Now I finally understand the purpose of Old Glory insurance. ;)
One, not long after I get my robot, I'll no longer need, or be able to, socialize with other humans.
Two, I'll need a firearm to shoot out the screen on my robot's "chest" because I'm weary of the googleads it displays.
>the elderly are often forgotten
Bullshit. Slashvertisment.
The elderly are up there with hospitals and the military as fools with gold. The go-to for projects that aren't economically viable for the general population are still pitched to these, if not in the first place. When the $800,000 hoverchair (ie Professor Xavier) comes out, news will hail the new "public" technology, but the only ones they can consider as potential buyers will have to be the rich, the military, the hospitals, the elderly, the universities, and the business execs, excluding the Ebenezer Scrooges.
This "financial capability" event is actually a result of allowing someone stupid/lazy something they call a "budget item".
- Falos
Mis-read that. Seemed like a good idea,