USPTO Publishes Suggestions For Intellectual Property Enforcement
First time accepted submitter rjkimble writes "In June, the USPTO solicited proposals for voluntary best practices supporting intellectual property enforcement, especially against infringement that occurs online. It received 23 responses from individuals and organizations, including Google, the EFF, and the MPAA and RIAA. [On Wednesday] they were posted to the USPTO web site."
google: I guess just...takedown notices, or DMCA takeouts, or whatever it is you want in response to twerk team videos and spiderman endings.
EFF: %s/intellectual property/imaginary property
MPAA: whats the name of that jellyfish with a sting that causes weeks of agony? that one. thats our suggestion.
RIAA: In the eyes.
Good people go to bed earlier.