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NASA Scientists Jubilant After Successful Helicopter Crash

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Elizabeth Barber reports in the Christian Science Monitor that when a CH-46E Sea Knight helicopter plummeted into the ground at more than 30 miles per hour, there was jubilation from the scientists on the ground at the culmination of some two years of preparation to test a helicopter's crashworthiness. 'We designed this test to simulate a severe but survivable crash under both civilian and military requirements,' says NASA lead test engineer Martin Annett. 'It was amazingly complicated with all the planning, dummies, cameras, instrumentation and collaborators, but it went off without any major hitches.' During the crash, high-speed cameras filming at 500 images per second tracked the black dots painted on the helicopter, allowing scientists to assess the exact deformation of each part of the craft, in a photographic technique called full field photogrammetry. Thirteen instrumented crash test dummies and two un-instrumented manikins stood, sat or reclined for a potentially rough ride. The goal of the drop was to test improved seat belts and seats, to collect crashworthiness data and to check out some new test methods but it was also to serve as a baseline for another scheduled test in 2014. 'It's extraordinarily useful information. I will use this information for the next 20 years,' says Lindley Bark, a crash safety engineer at Naval Air Systems Command on hand for the test. 'Even the passenger airplane seats in there were important to us because we fly large aircraft that have the same type of seating."'

110 comments

  1. mennekins you say? by nimbius · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm curious to know what a mannekin is, is it like a moccasin? or a mandolin? does it taste good with lemon pepper? can i expect it on my next inflight meal thanks to this research?

    I also wonder if we had any mannequins onboard without electronic sensors...but sorry, back to the topic at hand. is there a special fork i should use when eating a mannekin or do i just crack the shell and eat it with my fingers?

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    1. Re:mennekins you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grammar Nazi here. I believe you meant to say "manikins".

    2. Re:mennekins you say? by jb11 · · Score: 1

      Unlike the mannequins you typically see in department store displays, manikins are the anatomical models that are used for education and research.

    3. Re:mennekins you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's this handy little thing called a "dictionary" that will do wonders for your vocabulary. If you don't know what "vocabulary" means, I suggest the aforementioned "dictionary" to cure your ignorance.

      I hope I've been of help.

  2. I love scientists. by tpstigers · · Score: 4, Funny

    They actually do shit with data.

    1. Re:I love scientists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you knew anything about helicopters you'd know that 30mph is VERY relevant. Depending on what you're flying, your load, and weather conditions, 30mph (just over 2600 feet per minute) is approximately the speed you'd hit the ground in an autorotation if you did not flare or try to lessen the rate with only collective (which would not be very effective at all). In some helicopters the vertical descent rate in an auto is much lower but 2600 is a good ballpark number.

    2. Re:I love scientists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Considering the accident rate for helicopters for the last couple years was 4-7 per 100,000 flying hours, while the fatal accident rate was 0.75-1.3 per 100,000, non-fatal accidents are a lot more common than fatal. A large portion of crashes involve take off and landing, or involve slow conditions when moving near the ground (e.g. lifting cargo). 30 mph is also about the speed of decent when in auto-rotation with no forward airspeed (although you could halve that at the minimum decent rate by moving forward). It seems like a 30 mph crash is pretty darn relevant to the real world. Or would you rather they test the effectiveness of seat belts in a crash they were 99% sure would be fatal regardless of seat belts?

    3. Re:I love scientists. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you knew anything about helicopters you'd know that 30mph is VERY relevant.

      Indeed. In 1981, I was a young Marine grunt on an exercise in Camp Lejeune, North Carolina. We were riding CH-46s into an LZ and the bird right behind mine lost power and auto-gyrated into the ground. I reached the treeline, and turned just in time to see it hit the ground. The helicopter was badly damaged, and the Marines on board were shaken up, but no one was hurt.

    4. Re:I love scientists. by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      A helicopter crash at say mach 1 would be far more entertaining though.
      Completely useless and unrealistic, but damn entertaining!

    5. Re:I love scientists. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      We must make this happen.

      For science.

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    6. Re:I love scientists. by Provocateur · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you knew anything about helicopters you'd know that 30mph is VERY relevant

      Let's not forget what's important here. With this data, they will be able to determine the type of paint that will prove most resistant to impact damage from wayward shopping carts.

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    7. Re: I love scientists. by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Must be a Bell 222 and painted black with the AirWolf theme song playing in the background.

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    8. Re:I love scientists. by Alioth · · Score: 3, Informative

      The vast majority of helicopter crashes happen at 30 mph or less. Takeoff and landing accidents (from hover), loss of tailrotor effectiveness, settling with power, botched autorotations...these all tend to happen with the helicopter travelling at 30 mph or less.

      Pity you don't seem to know jack shit about helicopters before unloading on a useful test.

    9. Re:I love scientists. by Kilo+Kilo · · Score: 0

      Glad to see they replaced that with something just as reliable, like the V-22 .

    10. Re:I love scientists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they DONT.
      A cane and Wicker basket for balloon flight has proven to be best

      And soy bean plastic on those horrible Russian cars also worked pretty good - to absorb impact. If it breaks - that is good.

      And those big foam seats in APC's to absorb roadside bombs works good too. Plastic buckets are also used, or milk crates.

      Back to Mil Helicopters. They are overweight.They removed titanium honeycomb, be cause is is both expensive and ups the radar profile. Salisbury shields also add weight , mess with crashes.

      With certain guns, an airbag going off could be more fatal than the crash. Be a brave scientist to suggest a cane and wicker crash absorber.

    11. Re:I love scientists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, the helicopter would disintegrate in the sky before hitting the ground(neglecting the problem of getting a helicopter up to that speed).

    12. Re:I love scientists. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Read chapter two of 'To Engineer is Human'.

      His previous book is 'To Forgive Design'.

      Wonderful progression of titles by Petroski and excellent books.

      Paul

  3. NASA Scientists Perplexed After Unsuccessful Crash by Ambvai · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, NASA scientists announced confusion after attempting to crash a helicopter and failing despite repeated tries. The helicopter in question had, in various stages, had its stabilizers, fuel tank and even rotors removed. Despite all this, the helicopter remained aloft. "A failure," one scientist was quoted as saying. "We'll just have to shoot it down and try to crash one next next year after more planning." "A helicopter that cannot crash is a tremendous blow to science," another was heard arguing with another, "How are we supposed to obtain crash data with an infinitely levitating hunk of junk?"

  4. Maybe this will help helos get mainstream by Resol · · Score: 1

    Seems about time they start doing this ... others have been doing similar activities with cars and planes. Helicopters have always seemed like a good idea to me, but generally are outside the financial reach of most of us (I've only been on one 20 minute sightseeing tour in Hawaii and it was $200 or $10/minute/passenger - there were 5 passengers). I wonder how much of my fare was to cover insurance premiums? Perhaps with more data for the actuaries to work with, the flight costs could drop to the point we could see helo transportation rival busses / small planes.

    1. Re:Maybe this will help helos get mainstream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Helicopters are not very efficient, require tons of maintenance and are hard to fly. Exactly what about this seemed like a good idea to you?

    2. Re:Maybe this will help helos get mainstream by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Helicopters are not very efficient, require tons of maintenance and are hard to fly. Exactly what about this seemed like a good idea to you?

      If cost only is in your focus: crash them all, then, and save the costs.
      but... just a hunch... maybe there are some benefits as the reason of helicopters still existing today?

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    3. Re:Maybe this will help helos get mainstream by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wonder how much of my fare was to cover insurance premiums?

      Given 5 passengers, I'll assume it to be a turbine helicopter. The absolute cheapest turbine (for operating costs) is about $600 per hour, or about $10 per minute. A mid-cost one will run you twice that, or more. So I'd say that half of the cost was aircraft maintenance. The pilot was likely nearly free. Many starting commercial pilots would pay to fly that trip. Insurance isn't that much, as flight-seeing trips are about as much in areas where insurance is essentially free.

      The problem with flight actuaries is that there are so few crashes, and no easy way to differentiate between them. Almost all small craft crashes are pilot error, the most common being loading/power issues (just about all celebrities that went down were a pilot making an error to fly with an overloaded craft or into unacceptable weather.

    4. Re:Maybe this will help helos get mainstream by Resol · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this explanation. So, I guess what you are saying is that to make things more economical, effort should be made into making the equipment less complicated and more rugged to reduce the maintenance aspects. I suppose this doesn't bode well for the personal jet packs we've all be promised for so many years! ;-)

    5. Re:Maybe this will help helos get mainstream by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      maybe there are some benefits as the reason of helicopters still existing today?

      They can land places where other aircraft can't, and other VTOL (Vertical Take-Off and Landing ; the Harrier, essentially) systems are even less efficient.

      The "tilt rotor" system ("Osprey"?) seemed for a time to be a potential competitor, but it seems as if the running costs are even higher than for helicopters, or the reliability is still too low. I don't know of any that are in commercial use - i.e. not military, rescue or rip-off-the-tourists ; fields where cost is not a primary consideration.

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    6. Re:Maybe this will help helos get mainstream by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Simplicity doesn't help. Reliability helps more. Aircraft are expensive because they need such extensive maintenance. Engine rebuilds at very tight intervals, and very tightly controlled maintenance. Given issues with maintenance (just about all non-pilot errors are labeled maintenance), there are good reasons for it, but some basic changes in fundamentals around safety and costs may result in a similar. The engineering basics were designed around 100 year old engines. Most piston engines are carbureted, even with a large number of fatal crashes caused by carb icing. That's a well known thing, but rather than taking a small "unknown" risk pushing fuel injection, we accept the known deaths caused by carburetors. A known risk causing measurable deaths we can blame on pilot error is acceptable. An unknown risk, likely smaller that the carb risk, is unacceptable because any failure could be considered a design or engineering error.

      Personally, I consider carb issues to be design issues, even if it's someone who runs into a power-limited issue because they lost power by having carb heat on when in a non-heat-required situation. If they insist carbs are more reliable, tie the throttle to the car heat so the carb heat will automatically disable at WOT. Though the most common problem is not turning it on when needed, and losing power on a low-power approach. Requiring non-commodity hardware makes the equipment expensive, and compliance testing is expensive, so new entries are highly uncommon (often, 30 year old engines will receive minor updates, or aircraft will be designed around existing engines.

  5. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oh there must have been a huge breakthrough in airbag technology I never heard about...how do these new airbags restrain a person in their seat to stop them being flung out of the vehicle during a crash, like seatbelts are designed to do?

    I cant see any mechanism for how this could possibly be possible with airbags.

    Can you please enlighten all as to how this all works ?

  6. Why are they making a huge deal about this test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NASA has been doing these tests for at least 35 years. The way they drop them hasn't changed much. Hell, even using the black dots isn't new for them. But all the media outlets carried this like it was something brand-new

  7. Helicopter Crash!! by Edis+Krad · · Score: 0

    Wow! They probably remote flew a helicopter and then crashed it at a few miles per hour and it went up in a big ball of fire, but not before giving out some exciting new data taken by high-speed cameras placed....

    *watches video*

    It's a fuselage dropped from a crane not 30 feet from the ground. That was pretty anti-climatic...

    1. Re:Helicopter Crash!! by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      That was pretty anti-climatic...

      I'm sorry you're disappointed. Have this complimentary video to cheer you up: NASA Johnson Style.

      I guess they could have contracted with the guys from that slow-mo show to spice it up a bit, if we increased their funding...

    2. Re:Helicopter Crash!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this "crash" was on the news, they would have said the crew managed to land it safely.

  8. Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just dropped the fuselage from height.

  9. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by Dunbal · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Yup I mean you can absorb as much energy as you want with deformation and the like, but at the end of the day you are going from velocity v to velocity 0 in very little time indeed. So you can build safety devices all day long and that won't stop your heart from ripping itself off of your aorta, despite the fact you may have no external cuts and bruises...

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  10. The NTSB report... by TrebleMaker · · Score: 1

    ... will probably blame it on pile-it error.

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  11. Womannequins by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 0

    Of course to be politically correct they should have had some womannequins as well. ;-)

    1. Re:Womannequins by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Of course to be politically correct they should have had some womannequins as well. ;-)

      Wouldn't that be "womennequin"? ;)

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    2. Re: Womannequins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. "Woman" is sexist. At first you might think the correction should be "woperson", but that's sexist too. The proper fully non-sexist term is "woperchild".

      As for "mannequin": it should be "perchildequin".

    3. Re:Womannequins by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Do womannequins produce sootikins...?

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    4. Re:Womannequins by somersault · · Score: 1

      I believe "womennequitas"

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    5. Re: Womannequins by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Do not confuse with "Whopperchild". Actually, "mannequin" IS a sexist word. It is the Dutch word "manneken" (= little man) as pronounced by the French. At that point in history, they did not use starving women to show clothes.

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  12. Calm down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has to be one of the most hyped-up titles in recent time, no accident occured, no scientists shooting at flying machines either. Just a basic dummy crash test this time on a helicopter carcass.

  13. Re:What? by edjs · · Score: 1

    Maybe you put the people in the airbags, and they just bounce to safety?

  14. Re:NASA Scientists Perplexed After Unsuccessful Cr by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.

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  15. NASA Langley by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Drop testing with the same gantry they've used since the 60's and Apollo. http://www.nasa.gov/centers/langley/news/factsheets/fs-2007-08-138-larc.html
    Now named a National Historic Landmark.

    1. Re:NASA Langley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      very cool. I have always wondered where that site was located.

  16. Re:Why are they making a huge deal about this test by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Re: "The way they drop them hasn't changed much."
    http://www.defence.gov.au/sea_king_boi/pdf/chapters/Chapter%2018.pdf
    Section 8.31 seems to give a hint at what NASA is trying to help with.
    (from http://www.defence.gov.au/sea_king_boi/chapters.htm)

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  17. Is it just me? by dicobalt · · Score: 0

    Or is NASA really going off topic?

    1. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's just you:

      The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is the agency of the United States government that is responsible for the nation's civilian space program and for aeronautics and aerospace research .

    2. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      National _what?_ and Space Administration?

      No, not so off-topic.

    3. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, crap, it's the N SA.

  18. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Never mind that 80+% of helicopter crashes are non-fatal, because AC thinks that counts as "rarely survivable."

  19. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a bit of budget envy. I feel like I could collect a lot of data that would be useful to me for 20 years if I had the kind of budget they must have put into this.

    Oh well, I do on occasion use census, federal reserve and BLS data, so I am a beneficiary of govt data collection (no, not that kind). I guess my irritation is I have to make do with what I've got and they get to ask for money for the things they want to do and then have to settle for only getting a portion of it, which is a different kind of problem.

  20. Re:What? by lkernan · · Score: 1

    Maybe you put the people in the airbags, and they just bounce to safety?

    In Soviet Russia, airbags are put in people...

  21. Re:What? by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

    Maybe you put the people in the airbags, and they just bounce to safety?

    In Soviet Russia, airbags are put in people...

    In some countries, people are airbags.

  22. Re:Why are they making a huge deal about this test by c0lo · · Score: 0

    NASA has been doing these tests for at least 35 years. The way they drop them hasn't changed much. Hell, even using the black dots isn't new for them. But all the media outlets carried this like it was something brand-new

    Wel, it might have been quite new for the Christian Science Monitor.
    It's not likely helicopter crashes could be studied based on Bible.

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  23. "It wasn't hard; we told the team it was metric" by Theatetus · · Score: 3, Funny

    "and then had them write a safe landing program in FORTRAN."

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  24. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That all depends on how little "very little time" is. Crashing at 30MPH is apparently survivable, but note that the forces involved are greatly diminished by having extra space (and therefore time) to decelerate. That comes from having a helicopter body that deforms properly, so it absorbs kinetic energy rather than transferring it into the occupants.

    Ideally, in a vertical crash the humans end up sitting right on the ground, with the whole fuselage under them deformed at a rate that keeps the peak acceleration they experience in survivable levels. No, it certainly wouldn't be fun, but it could mean the difference between death and just having survivable internal damage... and if the rest of the helicopter's deformation has been engineered with as much care, there (also ideally) would be no hazard from debris, fire, or other environmental effects, so the victims are relatively safe just lying there waiting for rescue... Perhaps a crushed spine, but no disconnected vital organs.

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  25. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

    A successful autorotation is a crash. Crash doesn't mean nose-down damage and casualties. It means unintended and less-than-properly-controlled landing. A hard landing in an airplane with no injuries and no damage is a "crash" so long as the forced involved made either likely. A successful autootation with no damage or injuries is also a crash. Though, many involved with such crashes will not treat them as such to keep records clean.

  26. Re:Why are they making a huge deal about this test by khallow · · Score: 1

    I guess you've never heard of them before. I consider the CSM currently one of the most reliable and unbiased of US media sources out there.

  27. Re:Why are they making a huge deal about this test by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

    As I understand it, the short version of Christian Science is that God made everybody perfect, including their intelligence. We're supposed to be able to research, and learn, and improve our ability to use the resources we have. There is no forbidden knowledge, and no praise for ignorance. Most science is pretty universally accepted (and reported in the CSM).

    Medicine is a somewhat different matter. Depending on the branch, all illness is either God's punishment or his plan, and that's the idea that leads the fundamentalists to deny medical treatment and let their children die. It should be noted well that many (if not most) Christian Scientists accept modern medicine more, as a tool developed by the aforementioned God-given intelligence. Prayer and other spiritual practices heal the mind and spirit, while doctors can take care of the physical symptoms. Between the two, the body can heal and the mind can guide it for a full recovery.

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  28. Space Helicopters WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is NASA involved? I though they put stuff in space?

    1. Re:Space Helicopters WTF? by Khyber · · Score: 2

      Gee, wonder what that first A in NASA means........

      Certainly doesn't mean Asshole.

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  29. Re:Why are they making a huge deal about this test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not likely helicopter crashes could be studied based on Bible.

    You might be surprised...

  30. Re:What? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "how do these new airbags restrain a person in their seat to stop them being flung out of the vehicle during a crash, like seatbelts are designed to do?"

    Same way they have in the past - inflate over every opening and block you from going out. That is one of the few primary functions of wheel and dash airbags - to keep you from flying through the windshield. We have side curtain airbags that deploy and somewhat prevent you from flying out the side windows as well.

    I'd imagine better versions of these are available for NASA and the military.

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  31. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? What kind of bullshit are you talking? A successful autorotation is NOT a crash. It's an emergency landing and by no means a crash. Likewise, a hard landing in an airplane is not a crash either.

    A crash is typically a landing, forced or otherwise, that results in significant damage to the aircraft.

    Hell, by your reasoning I've crashed hundreds of times.

  32. naked manikin anakin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Manikin? Is that what Anakin would have become if he didn't go to the dark side? Mannequin. get me a manager i demand a refund

  33. Re:Why are they making a huge deal about this test by c0lo · · Score: 1

    I guess you've never heard of them before.

    Indeed, I didn't.

    I consider the CSM currently one of the most reliable and unbiased of US media sources out there.

    For media news (social, political and the like), I can believe it.
    Can you say the same for scientific type of news? (I'm indeed asking for opinion/references here, as opposed to raising the question to cast a doubt).

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  34. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Huh? What kind of bullshit are you talking?

    I gave the definition of an "aviation incident", which is often called a crash. Crash is not a technical term. "Aviation accident" is what you are stating "crash" is. There is no technical definition of "crash" defined by ICAO. So why are you so insistent the definition is "accident" and not "incident"?

    Hell, by your reasoning I've crashed hundreds of times.

    If every landing you perform is a hard landing, you may want to take up a new hobby.

  35. Re: NASA Scientists Perplexed After Unsuccessful C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There is always boom tomorrow. Boom sooner or later. BOOM!

  36. Re:NASA Scientists Perplexed After Unsuccessful Cr by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In other news, NASA scientists announced confusion after attempting to crash a helicopter and failing despite repeated tries.

    You joke...but this is the sort of thing that never gets funding.

    Adam savage tells a tale of how a guy called him after they did the firing bullets inside aircraft episode. He said they'd been trying to get funding to do that experiment for decades.

    It also took discovery channel to crash a 'plane and see what happens. There's no way a government could do this...right? (somebody might lose their campaign funding if the results made Boeing look bad!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Boeing_727_crash_experiment

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  37. Re:What? by laederkeps · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was under the impression that using airbags without seatbelts would actually cause injuries, mainly due to passengers being bounced around uncontrollably. In a car crash, the head and neck are flung forward by the collision and then back by the airbag rebound, potentially causing whiplash injuries.

    If you're wearing a seatbelt, however, it will keep your body stable while the airbag slows your head's travel forward.

    Please, correct me if I'm wrong but the two seem to complement each other quite well.

  38. Re:Why are they making a huge deal about this test by khallow · · Score: 1

    Can you say the same for scientific type of news?

    Apparently, all it has in common is the name.

  39. Re: What? by RockDoctor · · Score: 2

    . . . And then they drown. Don't you remember your first 10 helicopter underwater escape training sessions? I remember mine, and am due for re-certification in under a year.

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  40. Re:Why are they making a huge deal about this test by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    NASA has been doing these tests for at least 35 years. The way they drop them hasn't changed much. Hell, even using the black dots isn't new for them. But all the media outlets carried this like it was something brand-new

    Hey, know what? NASA folks are way smarter than you. I mean, they know they have to make a big noise to be heard above the screaming Miley fans and Twerk Team videos. They're actually doing a pretty good job in social media, if you ask me. We've got Curiosity's Adorable Twitter account, Drawing a Penis on Mars, Getting cut by the Multi-Mission Space Exploration Vehicle's Parallel Parking., Here's a cute GIF of Zero-G hijinks on the ISS, Exploring some social issues of Working with Robonaut, and lots of other engaging and fun stuff. Search it up, this is awesomely fun stuff, even if (especially if) a bit corny.

    Getting out there and getting the common folks interested in NASA is crucial to funding more missions. You think we would have gone to the moon in '69 if the whole thing was kept low-key? Hell no. IMHO, they didn't make a big enough deal about the Helicopter Crash. They should have had it televised on NASA TV, maybe invited the guys from those Slow Mo shows to run their own cams from a safe distance. It should have been on my Evening News. Look, the science is great, don't get me wrong, but you have to deal with the public on their terms... Terms like "Successful Helicopter Crash!"

    I would have said, "CGI in movies is so last century. Here at NASA we crash helicopters without even needing the excuse of an action movie plot."
    ::Safety glasses descend to cover speaker's eyes::
    Greenscreen Helicopter crashes with cheap CGI explosion overlay behind them.
    ::OSD rises from bottom of frame:: "Deal with it."
    [Cut to montage of crashes and 1sec of dubstep]
    ::Record Screech:: [Cut To actual scientists discussing setup for THIS crash.]
    Have scientist quickly run down the importance of the crash intermixed with the shots of the crash several times in different angles AND SPEEDS to keep the easily distracted from changing the channel, only THEN drone on a bit with the "boring" details of how the data will be used for decades, etc. for the nerds. Including links to other crash test videos.

    Ask yourself. Who the hell is NASA supposed to be for? The Future, right? KIDS! What kid DIDN'T want to be an Astronaut back when we were still going to the moon? Pandering to crusty science minded folks is easy, it's time to interact with the common folk and get them interested in space, "Not because it's easy, but because it is Hard."

    TL;DR: They're doing their damn job, fool.

  41. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 1

    Perhaps a crushed spine, but no disconnected vital organs.

    Provided they wouldn't be likely to kill me before surgeons could fix things up, I think I'd rather go with a few disconnected vital organs. It's a lot harder to heal spinal cord/nerve damage enough to avoid at least part of the body being in serious pain long-term, and that kind of pain is a real bitch to get under control.

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  42. Re:NASA Scientists Perplexed After Unsuccessful Cr by matfud · · Score: 1

    NASA did it first in 1984.

  43. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This crash was intended and controlled. According to your definition, it was not a crash.

  44. Re:What? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    If you're not in the harnesses then you are unlikely to hit the bag at the proper time and place, but hitting an airbag while bouncing around a cabin is still better than hitting something harder.

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  45. This answers the question of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This answers the question of, 'How many NASA scientists does it take to discover gravity?'

    NASA has some really bright people working there these days. Err, do we call non-carbon lifeforms 'people'?

  46. Re:What? by bidule · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dixit Wikipedia:
    "To provide crash protection for occupants not wearing seat belts, U.S. airbag designs trigger much more forcefully than airbags designed to the international ECE standards used in most other countries. "

    When you are not wearing a seatbelt, the airbag will get there earlier to compensate. Maybe you were thinking about children, which represent more than half the airbag deaths.

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  47. They were jubilant... by sootman · · Score: 1

    .... because it's their job to crash helicopters. That it resulted in good data is secondary. :-)

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  48. Re:What? by Immerman · · Score: 1

    > but hitting an airbag while bouncing around a cabin is still better than hitting something harder.

    Are you certain about that? Yes the airbag is softer than most other parts of the interior, but if you're not slowed by a seatbelt then you will hit it while it's still in it's early inflation phase, and moving *very* much faster than anything else, up to 200mph. If you were traveling at 60mph and hit something immobile without seatbelts restraining you then that airbag will be a slap in the face by a pillow traveling at 260mph. Easily enough to snap your neck. Seatbelts restrain you enough so that the airbag has time to reach near-total inflation before you collide with it, which combined with it's slowing effect on you can bring the bag impact speed down to closer to the initial car impact speed, and a 60mph impact involves almost 19x less kinetic energy than a 260mph one.

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  49. Re:What? by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

    That's only true in Europe where they are a true secondary restraint system unlike in the United States where although classified as a secondary restraint, the specifications ensure that current airbags are actually a primary restraint system.

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  50. Re:What? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

    The problem with airbags is whiplash ... not impact.

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  51. Re:What? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "If you're wearing a seatbelt, however, it will keep your body stable while the airbag slows your head's travel forward. "

    Out of every accident I've been in where airbags deployed, the seatbelt did NOTHING to lock down and keep me in place. If the airbags had not been there, I'd be a smear on the road right now.

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  52. Re:What? by sribe · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that using airbags without seatbelts would actually cause injuries, mainly due to passengers being bounced around uncontrollably.

    It's not so much that you bounce around uncontrollably; it's that with the airbag in front of your upper body, and nothing around your waist, all your forward momentum results in your sliding under the airbag into the floor space in front of your seat, where by "sliding" I mean "in a high-speed crash, being crumpled and crushed" :-(

  53. Re:What? by sribe · · Score: 1

    ...but hitting an airbag while bouncing around a cabin is still better than hitting something harder...

    It is not better if you slide under it...

  54. Perverse interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people don't die in helicopter crashes, how will musicians become famous?

  55. So that's where they went by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Government hires Mythbusters.

  56. Re:What? by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    Well, either you were driving exceptionally fast, or the other guy was. Regardless, I'm happy you're here to vouch for them.

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  57. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And exactly how many accidents have there been that involve a person going through the windshield or side window when wearing a seat belt, even without airbags? I've been around a few serious accidents before airbags were common, and while the steering column can do nasty things to your arms and head, people were still contained within the car from seatbelts. Statistics for air bag safety mostly common down to head injuries, not ejection.

  58. Re:What? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    It's not better if your head is right in the way when it inflates. But in that case, you're an asshole anyway.

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  59. Re:What? by davewoods · · Score: 1

    Negative.

    A search reveals that even when a dummy is not wearing their seatbelt, the airbag is able to deploy fully (albeit, barely) before the dummy hits it.

  60. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    You can autorotate or dead stick for practice. That's nothing. Unplanned loss of power is always something. Even if it's only one of two.

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  61. Re:What? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Other guy was going too fast (hooray EDR!) I have a flawless driving record, 400K and still going strong.

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  62. Re:What? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "And exactly how many accidents have there been that involve a person going through the windshield or side window when wearing a seat belt, even without airbags? "

    USA alone or worldwide? I can name several celebrities that have been in auto accidents where they got ejected while wearing a seatbelt. The drummer for Def Leppard, for example, had his arm torn off by the seatbelt as he got ejected.

    Exact numbers can't be had as there's someone likely getting ejected from their car, while wearing a seatbelt, every hour.

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  63. Re:What? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Out of every accident I've been in where airbags deployed, the seatbelt did NOTHING to lock down and keep me in place.

    How many crashes have you been in where airbags have deployed?

    And how many crashes in total?

    In my 20 years of driving ... actually almost 25 years ... I've had (1) drive-away-able (my inexperience, came into contact with the kerb, very hard, while still a learner) ; (2) drive-away-able (both stopped out of contact, but came together on the bounce in the springs) ; (3) walk-away, no airbag deployed (pothole, then icy corner, then stone in verge destroyed wheel ; wrote off car). Only one of those cars actually had airbags, but I still don't know what level of impact is necessary to trigger them. And I don't particularly want to find out, from personal experience.

    Oh, sorry ; forgot one crash, if you can call it that. (4) I was reversing to get to one parking bay, when someone else started reversing out of a different parking bay and we came together ; again, no airbag deployment.

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  64. Re:What? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    It's not so much that you bounce around uncontrollably; it's that with the airbag in front of your upper body, and nothing around your waist,

    Which is why you don't do that. In addition to it being illegal to drive without a seatbelt, it's also completely fucking stupid.

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  65. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Fuck crashing in a helo, the forces involved are rarely survivable for humans.

    Bull.

    Shit.

    I know several people who've survived helicopter crashes. (I've come very close to being in one myself, but they managed to re-start the second engine before we hit the sea.)

    From my observations of 25 years of North Sea helicopter crashes, about 3/4 of people survive. "Crash", of course, does cover a multitude of sins, from a controlled landing on the water (salt water ; the aircraft will be a total re-build, and may be a write-off for an older airframe) up to the rotors falling off at 5000 ft and the aircraft hitting the water at terminal velocity. Even in the latter case, of two incidents I'm aware of (lighting strike led to one rotor failing, which then tore the drive system apart ; gearbox seized) with about 35 people involved, one person survived to this day, and several drowned after managing to exit the airframe as it sank. So you're still looking at nearly 10% potential survivals in a worst case scenario.

    I know it's Slashdot, but I do wish that people who know fuck all about a subject would keep their ignorance to themselves, even as ACs.

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  66. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    no hazard from debris, fire, or other environmental effects, so the victims are relatively safe just lying there waiting for rescue.

    The main reason for helicopters existing (as opposed to being used by tourists for joy rides) is to get people and equipment to places that they can't get to otherwise. Since helicopters are expensive to operate, then it is almost always cheaper to build a road or use (multiple) all terrain vehicles. Except at sea.

    I don't have any precise numbers to hand, but in 26 years of flying several thousands of miles a year in helicopters, only about 5-10% of that distance has been over land. And most of that has been the stretch between the main airport and the coast.

    Otherwise, I've got to work by car, by 4-wheel drive, by truck, by 42-seat bus, once on a converted nuclear missile launcher and by boat. But the very large majority has been in helicopters flying over water.

    Most people who die in helicopter crashes actually die of drowning ; few are killed by their injuries before they have time to drown.

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  67. does this mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we can go back to afghanistan?

  68. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have laws that make sure you wear seatbelts and road death tolls have dropped significantly.

    I have had them save my life. I don't understand where the seatbelt kills come from, but I am guessing its the same who deny climate change and thinks that having lots of guns is not going to lead to gun crime.

  69. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    "An aviation incident is defined as an occurrence, other than an accident, associated with the operation of an aircraft that affects or could affect the safety of operations."

    Practicing an autorotation in a controlled situation isn't an incident, but having to use it (to prevent a crash) is. Many pilots (fixed wing, not helicopter) practice loss of power on every landing (at least while training), for when they'll need to do it for real. It's not as uncommon as people think. In smaller planes in the right weather (common conditions), forgetting to set carb heat on descent is often enough to trigger it as a real event. When you've practiced it a lot, the first time you actually screw up, it's not that big of a deal.

  70. Re:I'll take autorotation for $1000, Alex ... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    By my definition, it was not an avaitation incident or aviation accident (the two technical terms usually interchanged with "crash").

  71. Re:What? by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    Good for you :)

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