Team Oracle Penalized For America's Cup Rules Violations
whoever57 writes "On Saturday, Oracle Team USA and Team New Zealand will begin racing for the America's Cup in the amazing AC72 boats. However, the Oracle team starts with a significant handicap. It was recently discovered that members of Oracle Team USA made illegal changes to the boats used in the America's Cup Series (which is sailed in the smaller AC45 boats). After a hearing on Friday, the International Jury has decided on the penalty: Team Oracle will have to pay a fine and sail without some team members. More significantly, they lose two points before starting the America's Cup races against Team New Zealand. A tiny amount of weight had been added to the kingpost, in violation of the measurement rules for the class. This was reported to the measurement committee some weeks ago after its discovery by boatbuilders working for America's Cup Regatta Management (ACRM), not members of Oracle Team USA."
I'm sure all six of the fans who watch this race are shocked.
Only the State obtains its revenue by coercion. - Murray Rothbard
"Damn! Can't get rid of the servers that way, either!"
A tiny amount of weight had been added to the kingpost, in violation of the measurement rules for the class.
So that is where Larry Ellison hid the pennies he hears from ask.com toolbar spam on the Java installer.
Silence is a state of mime.
Oracle is planning to sue the America's Cup team for violating their patents on "Boat API v1.0"... that'll teach them to build a boat using standard terms like hull, sail, and rudder!
Somebody on Team Larry isn't going to get a bonus this year.
much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
Okay, from what I'm reading here, this sounds like a gross over-reaction and a lot of rich old people taking shit way, way, way too seriously -- over an apparent lead weight added to some doo-hicky mc-shippy thing which if I spent the next several hours orgasming over the idea of captaining an overly-expensive boat with no practical application other than being a giant penis floating through the waves, I might understand the function of.
Such as it is though, I'm a computer geek, and the only thing I understand is performance. And everything I've read is that the change was tiny, and would probably have less effect on the performance of the ship than whether one of the teammates ate at McDonald's and forgot to crap after. No, I'm perfectly serious -- it seems that all this hub-a-bub amounts to someone having nailed a few ounces of metal to some part of the ship and it would have next to no impact on the ship's performance. So from an engineering and sport performance perspective... it's a tempest in a teapot.
So why the angry rich people hating on Oracle? As far as I can tell, They're angry and running about calling it "cheating" over what appears to be a simple case of not understanding the horribly dense and overly-complicated rules, in a new ship class that just debuted this year.
It's like NASCAR finding out that someone used windex to clean the windshield instead of the pre-approved isopropyl alcohol mix and deciding it was cheating, that NASCAR's reputation was ruined, and the only way to fix it would be to put the driver and the entire pit team out for a good public flogging while the guy with the jet pack flies over head carrying an American flag hung upside down and a long banner saying "You assholes! You killed it for everyone."
Fucking rich people. If it were me, I'd say screw it, build a submarine, and go out there and play Jaws with their rich-ass ships, sinking all of them one by one while Ride of the Valkyries played from giant water-proof speakers... because if there's one thing I hate more than people taking themselves too seriously, it's taking themselves too seriously and being rich pompous bastards while doing it. -_-
Oracle... you heard it here first: Build a U-boat and go sink those rich asshats.
#fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
How do I moderate an article as off topic?
'The tyrant will always find pretext for his tyranny.' - Aesop's Fables
Rich, or an asshat, failtroll.
The only thing cool about this article is the pictures of the sailboats in the linked stories. Especially the one about the "Amazing AC72 Boats". I didn't realize a sailboat could get up out of the water like that- that is some impressive engineering.
The history and prestige associated with the America's Cup attracts not only the world's top sailors and yacht designers but also the involvement of wealthy entrepreneurs and sponsors. It is a test not only of sailing skill and boat and sail design, but also of fund-raising and management skills.
It's still sailing at its best and sailing is one of the most graceful and productive things we've ever done. The yachts are elegant, no matter your hatred for the rich who own and sail them.
double fail.
We've started calling Solaris "Yacht OS" in our IT department.
READY.
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A friend who played lacrosse in college had this to say: "if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'".
Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
Eddie Guerrero to be specific. Other sayings they have about cheating include "Win if you can, lose if you must but always cheat.", "If at first you don't succeed, cheat.", "Anything worth fighting for is worth cheating for.", and "I cheat because I care"
Did you know 80 to 90% of the moderators on slashdot wouldn't recognize a troll even if one dragged them under a bridge.
Is it possible to give a negative fuck about something?
At any rate, I care this much -->
What, you can't see that? Here it is magnified several thousand times:
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
HaHa
If my comment didn't sound as good in your head as it did in mine, then I guess we all know who's to blame
Solo, nonstop, without assistance, around the world.
It takes a lot of courage, strength of will, and serious sailing skill
to even get to the starting line.
I consider it the most impressive sporting event in the world, bar none.
http://www.vendeeglobe.org/en/
It's par for the course.
Isn't this the same country that technically cheated with the advanced hull micro line hull treatment that won the cup back in the 1980s?
Kriston
If a yacht is penalized in the America's Cup races, and no one gives enough of a shit to notice, does it still make Larry Ellison cry like a greedy, emotional, hypercompetitive asshole?
Another off-topic and boring article from Slashdot.
Neither news for Nerds nor Stuff that Matters.
record.Cheeterz gotsta cheets.
They thought it was like database metrics. If you can't win weight the results.
..after all, isn't this what they've done with Java and MySQL?
As long as they post details of their modifications so the community can incorporate them into their own yachts, I don't see what the problem is.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
San Francisco's hosting of this event was a big mistake. For an event that consists of two boats going round and round some can buoys, it seems to require way too much infrastructure. A mile of the San Francisco waterfront is full of Americas Cup tents, towers, and related crap.
The full jury decision (including details of the modification) can be found here: http://noticeboard.americascup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/JN117.pdf
So just like their benchmarks then? ;-)
I keed, I keed.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
no wonder Jimmie Johnson's been so bad last few weeks - Chad Knaus has been moonlighting!!!
(that's actually funny for the 3 other /.-ers who get it)
That Oracle is already guaranteed a position in the America's Cup race. So cheating doesn't really make a darn difference for them. The series was to pick the challenger.
But now here is what I think really happened. The America's Cup is not as tightly specified. They could add that weight if they wanted. I wager that someone on the team was experimenting with a theory on weight balance. Trying to see if having weight further up in the bow or amidships made any improvements.
This was unlikely to heve been done for cheating purposes. And it may not have even been realized that it was a violation.
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In Laser class racers, tying the wrong not or using an extra piece of rope can be a disqualifier. Most wouldn't even realize they'd done something illegal.
When you cheat, you usually do so to gain something. I'm not sure Team Oracle was really trying to chear here. You see, these little matches in the AC45 determine who will be the challenger. But Team Oracle is the defendent. So there is no need to place. For Team Oracle these races are for them to hone skills, gain a batter understanding of how these new designs work.
So what is gained by winning these races, for Team Oracle, nothing. (If it were the foreign teams then there was something to gain, the right of being the challenger.) But for Team Oracle only one win matters - the America's Cup.
So why do it? Why modify/add weight?
Because these are very knew designs and their handling and reactions are still knew. AC45s are strict class. The AC72 has a little bit more leeway for modifications. What I think happened, is that Oracle team members decided to see how different weight placement worked. If they discovered added wait before the mast, astern of the mast, or amidships improved handling. Then they would adjust their AC72 to reflect the weight placement (totally legal).
I think they just view this as an opportunity to run 4 different sailboats of the same design with just a few minor variances in weight balance. And evaluate the results. Which is rather different than "cheating".
I've been watching almost every race and photographing them as well (http://www.flickr.com/photos/97903173@N03/collections/72157634780455306/).
The technology is amazing. Not only the boats but also the stuff that Stan Honey has cooked up for the live-view on TV (http://spectrum.ieee.org/consumer-electronics/audiovideo/the-augmented-reality-americas-cup)
Banning/penalizing the actual participants in the cheating is fine. But the America's Cup World Series was a warm-up for the real events and designed primarily to give the crews experience and to promote the sport throughout the world so the 2-race penalty makes no sense to me. It's sort of like finding a couple baseball players used a corked bat in the pre-season so you nullify the teams first 20 wins in the regular season.
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"You are not remembered for doing what is expected of you." - Atul Chitnis
That the Prince of Darkness would allow anything so nefarious comes as a shock to me.