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John McAfee Triggers the Ultimate False Positive

Barence writes "The wild man of antivirus software, John McAfee, has been forced to deny reports of his own death. Internet reports circulating last night claimed the hard-living security software entrepreneur had died after one too many drink and drugs sessions. However, McAfee has taken to his Twitter account in the past few hours to assure everyone that he's still alive, and hasn't mislaid his sense of humour.'"I felt great when I went to bed last night. I had such great plans,' tweeted McAfee, alongside a link to a report — now hastily withdrawn — that claimed he had died from an overdose."

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  1. Yeah... by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...meth is a hell of a drug....

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    1. Re:Yeah... by bobbied · · Score: 2

      Why the hell would anyone trust a tweet over a cryptographically signed message?

      Better ask the NSA that one... Oh wait, you did...

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  2. I guess the covered-up assassination is off. by intermodal · · Score: 2

    Can't pull the same plan twice on the same guy in this age of media leaking things prematurely.

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  3. He does have a reputation... by thesandbender · · Score: 5, Funny

    For being almost impossible to completely uninstall.

    1. Re:He does have a reputation... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

      For being almost impossible to completely uninstall.

      McAfee's own un-installation video.

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  4. The Real Overdose by twmcneil · · Score: 2

    I may die of an overdose of John McAfee stories.

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  5. Re:Why do we care again? by lxs · · Score: 2

    I can't speak for everybody but for me it's entertaining to see rich idiots do stupid shit. It's not very mature or sophisticated of me I know but it gets me through the day.

  6. Look at the source by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is McAfee. Can we trust him when he says he isn't dead?

  7. Re: Why do we care again? by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    Wait, lets clear up one thing; Russians are wanted worldwide for more than copyright infringement. Globally that is actually worth fighting, America's exports are dying and entertainment is still a viable export. And it's not just digital goods, it's violation of trademarks (counterfeit goods, which even private goods, have fallen under the realm of the Secret Service for it's entire existence).

    But back to my original point, credit card theft and computer assisted fraud is alive and well around the globe and Russians lead the charge. Money, sometimes cash from checking accounts is being siphoned into Russian (and other) banks and being taken from innocent people - is this not worth pursuing?

    Snowden is entirely another matter, but given the Russian state written news program RT and their constant American bashing I can't believe for a second they want to just keep Snowden safe. They have their own motives. It's to smear America worldwide. That thought can exist separately from the idea that what Snowden is doing is "good". Russia isn't helping Americans find out the truth about their government, they are helping themselves. The way the leaks help you is a secondary thought to Putin. He doesn't care, just look at their own brutality in Russia, how they treat their own free-speaking patriots.

  8. Ultimate False Positive? by tinkerton · · Score: 3, Funny

    That reminds me, someone should write a virus that when an antivirus detects it and displays the messagebox "virus removed", the virus shows an additional messagebox saying "Reports claiming this virus' removal have been greatly exaggerated."