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TSA Reminds You Not To Travel With Hand Grenades

Posted by samzenpus on from the thanks-for-the-tip dept.

coondoggie writes "Some of the travel recommendations posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog seem stupefying obvious. This week's, entitled: 'Leave Your Grenades at Home' seemed like a no brainer, but alas. The TSA wrote about grenades in particular: Year to date, the agency's officers have discovered: 43 grenades in carry-on baggage and 40 grenades in checked baggage."

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  1. Re:Complete Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The TSA sounds a lot like my exwife!

    Badumtish!

  2. Re:Complete Failure by dido · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
    Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
    Lisa: It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
    Homer: I see.
    Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
    Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

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  3. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's your solution, then. Make the sturdy doors ugly.

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