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NSA Chief Built Star Trek Like Command Center

Bruce66423 writes "As the NSA scandal moves from appalling to laughable, the latest report in the Guardian indicates that the current NSA chief spent US taxpayers' money to create a command center for his intelligence operations that was styled just like Star Trek. From the PBS News Hour report: 'When he was running the Army's Intelligence and Security Command, Alexander brought many of his future allies down to Fort Belvoir for a tour of his base of operations, a facility known as the Information Dominance Center. It had been designed by a Hollywood set designer to mimic the bridge of the starship Enterprise from Star Trek, complete with chrome panels, computer stations, a huge TV monitor on the forward wall, and doors that made a 'whoosh' sound when they slid open and closed. Lawmakers and other important officials took turns sitting in a leather 'captain's chair' in the center of the room and watched as Alexander, a lover of science-fiction movies, showed off his data tools on the big screen. "Everybody wanted to sit in the chair at least once to pretend he was Jean-Luc Picard," says a retired officer in charge of VIP visit '"

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  1. Set course for accountability... by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Engage!

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  2. Too bad its fake. by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it were a real bridge of a real starship, they could leave.. and leave us ALONE!

  3. Re:That's awesome by Nrrqshrr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only if you wear a red shirt.

  4. Re:Better than cubes by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cubes worked just fine for the Borg...

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  5. Re:That's awesome by coma_bug · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd be alright with it if they also treated the Bill of Rights like the Prime Directive.

    You'd like the Bill of Rights to be violated with impunity?